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Author has written 67 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Ninja Turtles, Batman, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I am the writer formerly known as whoreoftortuga. It was time for a change, to reflect my more general ficwriting pursuits these days!
My eventual goal is to have a total of 1,000,000 words archived on this site. So far I have 769,789 words. I wonder how long it will take?
Update November 17th, 2008: With all the stories I am producing for NaNoWriMo, I have decided to update once a week, on Mondays. If you're into a bit of kinky smut, check out my latest epic work, a threesome fic between Joker, Harley and Ivy called Entwined. Enjoy! It's rated NC-17 and not suitable for persons under the age of 18, so please read with discretion.
Update November 11th, 2008: I am taking part in NaNoWriMo this year and using it as an opportunity to pump out a whole bunch of new JokerxHarley fiction. I'm going to try and keep the quality fairly consistent and hopefully you won't all get sick of me by the end but I have this massive prompts table I need to finish and what better way? You can keep track of my progress here at my profile.
A huge thank you goes out to all my readers and reviewers. You guys have made fanfiction writing an incomparable pleasure with your support, your praise and your criticisms which have helped me grow as a writer. Also in the delight of knowing my work has resonated with others - it's such a delicious joy to know I share commonality with hundreds of people all over the world! Thanks again!
With all my fictions, if you've read and enjoyed them, reviews are deeply appreciated, constructive criticisms included. Tell me what worked, tell me what didn't! It's all valuable and will be thoughtfully considered! I try to answer every single review I get in as timely a fashion as possible. I really appreciate your support a whole lot.
Read on for a quick introduction to the fandoms I've written for, or just scroll for the fics themselves!
BATMAN (JokerxHarley):
Indicated by "DCU" or "JxHQ" in the story titles.
If you would like to read some of my more 'adult-oriented' JokerxHarley stories, please click here for my profile at the JokerxHarley FanFiction Archive. I currently have five NC-17 rated stories there for your enjoyment. Look for 'Scarred', 'First Time', 'Deadly Weapon', 'Dangerous Games' and 'Killing Time'!
I have also begun a new website: JokerxHarley. Dedicated to the pairing, it's to provide a more in-depth look at the elements of the relationship that are often ignored or unacknowledged by non-fans.
Finally, I have an archive here on FF.net in which I have gathered together the best of JxHQ fic on the site. Click here to see.
My continuity is a sort of hybrid between the animated series continuity and the mainstream continuity. I kinda pick and choose. :)
I try to write a good balance of fiction on these two - fun, cracky stuff, psychological, intense stuff, twisted fluff, angst and drama and, of course, smut though the really hardcore stuff isn't posted here. To explain: I am a very old school Harley Quinn fan. I run www.harley-quinn.com and Joker and Harley are pretty much the only "OTP" I've ever had or ever will have. I'm very passionate about the pairing.
Reflect on it honestly within the DCAU and something quickly becomes clear: it is THE longest-term relationship of the entire animated series! It's a very complex and multi-layered relationship in which there's so much more going on beneath the surface that is all too easily ignored.
Characterisation is vitally important to me and I strive to keep both of them very much in character. They love each other, but it is twisted, unhealthy, destructive, abusive, selfish and tied up in narcissism. It's also passionate, perverse, kinky and oddly sweet and nurturing in its own way. The fluff is in keeping with their natures (ie, twisted) and there's plenty of violence, cruelty and manipulation. But I do try and go deeper into the relationship subtext.
Basically, I'm a shipper writer. Yeah, I write plot-driven stories too, but largely my interest is in writing about this relationship.
I am currently trying to complete a massive table of fic prompts. You can check out my fanfiction livejournal to see what they are. Feel free to friend me over there as well.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:
Taking place over the thirteen years preceding the events of Curse of the Black Pearl, this story tells the tale of a prostitute named Evie, working the docks on Tortuga and her subsequent entanglement with Captain Hector Barbossa and how she observes the changes in him as the curse takes hold. Whilst not without its fanciful, historically inaccurate and very self-indulgent elements it is, by and large, a realistic and gritty series of stories, not skimping on the violence and sex or the coarse themes. I have tried to tell an honest tale with authentic and realistic characters and an emotionally engaging depiction of them both. Jack Sparrow makes a couple of appearances and other characters are referenced but it focuses wholly on Barbossa and Evie. Evie, whilst certainly not without her Mary Sueish elements, does not become a pirate queen, is not educated or brilliant, does not long for a "better life", does not rescue/change events/create miracles or have a profound effect on the films' events in anyway, does not make a docile pussycat of Barbossa and has a major gin addiction and cocaine habit.
Both here and at livejournal I was delighted and surprised to receive many requests for a sequel. (The reason for that will become clear when you read tBatR!) I thought about it, decided there was more in Evie and Barbossa's tale to tell, and so that is there as well! Slightly more romantic than its predeccesor but hopefully still reasonably realistic whilst remaining true to the spirit of the films.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
The OC I created for use in this fandom, street prostitute and heroin addict Amber, was winner of BEST OC for the 2008 TMNT Fan Fiction Awards. Thanks to everyone who voted, it means a lot to know you like her, because I just love her!
Second to Batman for having the most amount of fanfic written for it by yours truly, my take on the TMNT world tends to be gritty and dark, involving less supernatural or alien antics than that of the 23k series or CGI film, and some more intense, mature themes. My favourite character is Raphael, which probably shows, but I really adore all The Guys, plus the Family in general (Splinter, April and Casey) and I hope that shows well.
I created Amber for this fandom because I wanted to see an OC like this interact with the Turtles. And it was enormously fun. And she has been well-received! Thank you, all!
In the TMNT Fan Fiction Awards I received the following:
Amber: WINNER Best Original Character
SHE IS Series: WINNER 2nd Place Best Series
I was also nominated for the following categories:
Best New Author
Best Action/Adventure Story (Dust of Life)
Best Drama (Sparring)
Best Leonardo Scene (Practically)
Best Happy Ending (SHE IS: Mother)
Best Sad Ending (Until Yesterday is Here)
Best Moral (Practically)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH to anyone who either voted or nominated me for either competition - I truly appreciate it! Kisses!
THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME
This is a series of VERY old fanfictions, written in the years 1999 - 2001. They were my first major fanfiction efforts. When I finished writing them, I stopped writing fanfiction up until I began The Briar and The Rose. However, I would still occasionally receive positive reviews of the fics, which would warm my little heart. Recently I received a very kind email urging me to post the stories here on FF.Net. My ego couldn't resist, so here they are. They are VERY flawed; the structure is a mess, the narrative runs on, the themes are confused, and my OFC, Herlikin, is a bit of Mary-Sue, but they retain something of a quaint charm. At the time, when the Clopin fandom was bigger, these fics were very popular, and I was honoured enough to receive fanfiction OF my fanfiction. I archived it on my website, so if you would like to read what others had to write about Herliki and Clopin, please click here. The fanfiction of my fanfiction is at the bottom.
I am sorry to say that my longtime friend, 'Query' passed away on the 22nd from breast cancer. She fought many years and was very brave despite all the trauma she went through. She was one of my first online friends. I've known her since 1997. She was a wonderful person, creative, intelligent and generous. I'm so happy to say I got to meet her one time when I travelled to the USA in 2001. I'm sorry I will not get the same chance again. Please check out her great Riddler fanfics under her username 'Query'. She was the biggest Riddler fan in the world, truly. She will be much missed.
Random Facts about me:
I'm a sex worker, activist, Burlesque performer and writer. I am queer identified (pansexual), kinky, High Femme and a feminist.
As a Burlesque performer I specialise in pastie-twirling. I can do one boob at a time and both in opposite directions - inwards and outwards - as well as counter and clockwise. :)
I'm an old-school Ninja Turtle fan.
My OCs are invariably redheads. This is because I am a redhead and redheads suffer from inferiority complexes begun when we're children at school being called 'ginger nut' and 'carrot top', etc. Also due to our comparative rareness - we are always bewitched and intrigued by any depictions of redheads and feel the need to participate in raising our profile.
I run the biggest, most comprehensive Harley Quinn website on the internet and my real name is used as an alias by Harley Quinn in one of the official comic book series. I have also started a project dedicated to The Joker called Every. Joker. Issue. Ever. which intends to, over time, review every comic Mistah J has ever starred in, as well as share some theories and beliefs I have about him.
I'm obsessed with shopping, vintage fashion and shoes. I'm constantly broke as a consequence, despite the fact I make a great deal of money.
I have a compulsive addiction to the colour pink. Pretty much everything in my house, from my toaster, to my toothbrush, to my sleeping mask, to my sofa, is a shade of pink. It is the most awesomely best colour. My other favourite colours are shiny and leopard print.
Marilyn Monroe made me the woman I am today.

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1. JxHQ: To Twist the Knife reviews
So this was the game: how could he break her heart today? The Joker toys with Harley's mind. Warnings for psychological abuse.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-23-08

2. JxHQ: Hired Help reviews
Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 11-17-08

3. JxHQ: Glimpses » reviews
A series of drabbles, no more than 1000 words each, looking into the relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 11-7-08

4. JxHQ: Manifestation reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-11-08

5. JxHQ: Ripples reviews
Dr Leland has a newly admitted patient: her former colleague, Dr Harleen Quinzel, now Harley Quinn. Leland wants to know how this came to be. Harley tells her.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08

6. JxHQ: One Evening reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-08

7. JxHQ: Piety reviews
When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 11-4-08

8. JxHQ: Bachelorhood reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 11-2-08

9. JxHQ: Snuff » reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 8-16-08

10. JxHQ: Penance reviews
Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08

11. JxHQ: Smile reviews
He's got a smile on his face and she put it there. Drabblish.
Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08

12. JxHQ: Back for More reviews
Harley Quinn has to go now. She's got to say goodbye. Don't try to stop her now, and Mistah J, don't you cry. Song-fic! Look twice at the genres - this is a parody! XD
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08

13. JxHQ: The Way We Were » reviews
Harley has found a new life with the Athenian Women's Shelter and Joker has evolved to a new state of being. And both of them ARE TOTALLY HAPPY WITH THE SITUATION! Yes. Happy. Happy, happy, happy! Any questions? Parody of the current comics storylines.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 9-1-08

14. JxHQ: Assuage reviews
When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08

15. JxHQ: Je Ne Regrette Rien reviews
A prima ballerina has a backstage encounter with Harley Quinn - and a stroll down memory lane. Inspired by Jarec. Mild violence. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-15-08

16. JxHQ: Temple reviews
As the clock begins to tick towards three, she begins to prepare for the moment she most keenly anticipates. Vignette. Somewhat experimental. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08

17. DCU: Quality Time » reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,113 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 4-10-08

18. JxHQ: Sold reviews
Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-11-08

19. JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love » reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 60,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 423 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 4-17-08

20. JxHQ: CompareContrast reviews
It's about contrast, about comparing the details of her life before, and now. Now when he is all there is. What changed - and what stayed the same? References to violence. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-28-08

21. JxHQ: Raiment reviews
No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-27-08

22. JxHQ: Celebrity reviews
The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-08

23. JxHQ: In Dreams, She Waits reviews
Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-12-08

24. DCU: The Common Room reviews
Downtime at Arkham Asylum, featuring all the major rogues of Gotham! Drabble written for bat fic contest 'Friends' theme. WINNER third place. Dedicated to 'Query', my longtime friend who passed away from cancer last week.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

25. JxHQ: Breath reviews
He takes her life, and he gives it back, over and over again. Written for psych 30 challenge, transference. Vignette. JokerxHarley. Warnings for strong themes.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08

26. JxHQ: Gameplay reviews
Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

27. JxHQ: Exploitation Show reviews
Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

28. JxHQ: Quick Learner reviews
Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

29. JxHQ: Fetish reviews
He was her fetish. It was as simple as that. It was a matter of all the little things, and all the little things made up him. Written for lj community psych 30's 'fetish' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

30. JxHQ: Ask Me No Secrets reviews
Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08

31. JxHQ: Bubblebath reviews
Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08

32. JxHQ: Tenderness reviews
She stirred something in him, something he couldn't name. And it made him furious. JokerxHarley. I wrote this in retaliation to the fluff of Punchline, wanting something far darker. Warnings for violence and hurt sans comfort. WINNER third place.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08

33. JxHQ: Punchline reviews
It was the one joke she got he didn't. JokerxHarley. Firmly rooted in the DCAU. Not OOC but it's definitely fluff and I'm guilty. References to abuse. Written for the 'Punchline' drabble challenge at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER second place!
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08

34. JxHQ: Appetite reviews
Time passes, things change. Whether you want them to or not. JokerxHarley. Warnings for being dangerously close to fluff. Oops. Written for the 'Escalation' challenge over at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER First Place! YAY!
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08

35. DCU: Fan Mail » reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-7-08

36. JxHQ: Trip the Light Fantastic » reviews
A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it. This ain't fluffy, kids. It's nasty, brutal, hilarious and darkly comic. JokerxHarley. Strong themes. Complete.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,984 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-20-08

37. TMNT: Balm reviews
Amber returns to NYC after disappearing for two weeks and must confront Raphael. I felt Sheharazade needed a little wrap up - as it unexpectedly marks a turning point in Raphael and Amber's relationship, from her side. Strong themes. Short and sweet.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-27-08

38. JxHQ: Framed reviews
They were symbolic to her, of her independence. Of her freedom. Of her power. She gave them up willingly for Him. Written for the batfic contest over at livejournal and won SECOND PLACE yaaaaay . Joker/Harley
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08

39. JxHQ: Sensory Perception reviews
A little vignette on the way Joker perhaps perceived Harley when she first came to Arkham as a self-confident, ambitious young intern. An experiment, that doesn't seem to have quite come off the way I wanted it to. Never mind!
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-08

40. JxHQ: Satisfaction reviews
A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08

41. DCU: Sheharazade » reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-08

42. HoND: That's Why They Call It The Finale reviews
Written in 1999, this is the final story in Clopin and Herlikin's life... and typically, they go out with a bang. Warnings for mature themes.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

43. HoND: So It Goes reviews
Life, death and rebirth, the womb and the tomb... in every end there is a new beginning. From 2001, Herlikin and Clopin bid adieu to one who has had much influence in their lives while welcoming one who will have more... warnings for sensitive themes.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

44. HoND: The Moon Cannot Be Stolen » reviews
Yet another ancient piece from 2001, a challenge fic by my friend ThreeOranges. Herlikin loses something precious to her and must find a way to heal and come to terms with herself. Warnings for sensitive themes.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

45. HoND: Les Fleurs du Mal » reviews
Another vintage piece featuring that rascal, Herlikin, wife to Clopin the King of Thunes. In this one, Herlikin goes up against a vicious and haughty Duchess, with devastating consequences. My favourite of these old stories! Warnings for mature themes.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

46. HoND: Fair Play » reviews
A collaborative effort between myself and another old HoND fan, it's a vintage piece from 2000. Introduces Francoise, the Rouen Bird, and has femslash themes.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

47. HoND: Life Is Boring! reviews
Life in the Court of Miracles is boring! Herlikin is sick to tears of the same old routine. So why not stir up a little excitement? It has unexpected consequences. Another archived 1999 fic, complete with flaws, warts and all. :
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

48. HoND: How Clopin Got A New Pair Of Shoes reviews
One afternoon, on the streets of Paris, Clopin's shoes are muddied, much to his chagrin. But a poor gypsy can hardly afford new shoes - how shall he acquire a new pair? Another fic from 1999, flawed but with sentimental value.
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

49. HoND: Herlikin » reviews
The story of a young Romani girl betrothed to the King of Thunes, Clopin, and their life together. This story is positively ancient written in 1999 and has A LOT of flaws, but at readers' request I am archiving it here. Enjoy!
Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,140 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

50. JxHQ: Harley Quinn: Soliloquy » reviews
A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind? Warning for mild themes and references to violence.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,764 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 1-7-08

51. TMNT: Practically reviews
Leonardo: A study in 'practically'. Or so he thinks. Christmas GiftFic for MTAngeli. Warnings for some language and mild themes.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

52. TMNT: Sparring reviews
Donatello attempts to have a conversation with Raphael. Set during Leo's training journey, pre CGI film. Christmas Giftfic for Winnychan. Warnings for language and some mild sexual references.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

53. TMNT: Until Yesterday Is Here » reviews
A series of SAINW ficlets. Moody, morbid and morose. Warnings for language, drug use and implied sexual stuff.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07

54. TMNT: Shadows reviews
A "missing scene" ficlet occuring within the Bad Moon Rising Storyline. Raphael is under the spell of some hungry Succubi who promise to be his ultimate fantasy. Warnings for some language and a taboo sexual theme. WINNER 3rd Place Best Hentai in the AFFA
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07

55. TMNT: Prey » reviews
Sometimes if you won't make a decision, it gets made for you. In the guise of Nightwatcher, Raphael has abandoned stealth. What are the consequences? Warnings for language, violence and explicit drug and sexual references. COMPLETE.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-3-07

56. TMNT: Raphael: Traffic » reviews
What's being shipped into New York City illegally? Who are the victims in this latest crime? Raphael is going to find out, but it might not be what he thinks. Features Amber. Warnings for drug, language and sexual references. COMPLETE.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,187 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 10-31-07

57. TMNT: Choices reviews
Leonardo and Raphael sit on a rooftop. Post CGI movie. Warnings for very mild drug and sexual references and lots of fraternal contemplation by Leo.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-12-07

58. TMNT: Hero reviews
A lonely boy makes a mysterious new friend. Challenge fic with warnings for some language and slash themes.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 11-8-07

59. TMNT: SHE IS: Family reviews
What does April mean to the Turtles? Leonardo reflects. Four of Four.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

60. TMNT: SHE IS: Lover reviews
What does April mean to the Turtles? Donatello reflects. Three of Four.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

61. TMNT: SHE IS: Sister reviews
What does April mean to the Turtles? Raphael reflects. Two of Four.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

62. TMNT: SHE IS: Mother reviews
What does April mean to the Turtles? Michelangelo reflects. One of Four.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

63. TMNT: Dust of Life » reviews
Something's going down amongst the down and out of NYC. Can Raphael figure out what? Are the turtles able to help? Profanity, drug use, sexual references, violence. WINNER 3rd Place Best Hentai in Adult FanFic Awards.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,336 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 7-30-07

64. TMNT: Habit reviews
Raphael wants to say no... but can't. Wants to give up... but won't. Features Amber. Set after Dust of Life. Would help to read Loser first. This is, howver, an AU fic to my canon. Warnings for drug and sexual references.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 8-6-07

65. PotC: The Last Rose of Summer » reviews
Barbossa and Jack stopped off in Tortuga at the close of At World's End. Would Barbossa possibly pay a visit to his old friend, Evie? And what then for them both? By popular demand, the sequel to The Briar and The Rose. COMPLETE.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-24-07

66. TMNT: Loser reviews
Amongst life’s losers, Raphael learns a simple truth. Warnings for drug and sex references.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07

67. PotC: The Briar and The Rose » reviews
Beginning thirteen years before the events of Curse of the Black Pearl, it follows the relationship between Barbossa and a whore who lives on Tortuga, Evie. Through her, we learn of Barbossa before the curse takes place and how it changes him. COMPLETE!
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 1-13-07