Hiii!! I'm finally getting to be active again on this site, it's really nice! So here's a little about myself in quiz form!!

My name: In greek mythology, im the goddess of wisdom and war

My age- solve for x: 14x +9x = 391

Country: Umm... were very united...

State: The newer version of Mexico (well that's a dead giveaway)

City: Think of Aliens

My Steet: . . . . .Oh come on!! you didn't think i was gonna get THAT specific!!

Funny things!!

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you think Kevin should stop being a pain in the ass and ask Gwen out, PLEASE paste this to your profile.

If you prefer Jacob for yourself, but would really rather Bella had Edward, paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

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So, a little more about me!

What’s on my iPod right now:

50 Cent

Another Black Day

Big & Rich

Bowling for Soup

Dir En Grey

Disturbed

The Eagles

Eminem

Flyleaf

Hatebreed

Jason Mraz

Kellie Pickler

Lil Mama

Metallica

Miranda Lambert

Nirvana

Panic at the Disco

Plain White T’s

Queen

Roberta Flack

Slipknot

Static-X

Sugarcult

The Blackout

The Charlie Daniels Band

The Pussycat Dolls

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Trick Daddy

As you can plainly see, I like everything (though I heavily favor rock)

Favorite movies:

The Grinch (with Jim Carrey)

Made of Honor

Little Nicky

The Mask

Becoming Jane

Horton Hears a Who

There’s more but I’m not gonna list them all…

Worst movie I’ve ever seen:

Bewitched (with Nicole Kidman) stupid, stupid, STUPID movie!! They totally killed the concept.

Favorite Actor: Jim Carrey/ Antonio Banderas

Favorite Actress: Elizabeth Taylor (classic!!)

My Pet Peeves:

· Not turning off the faucet when you brush your teeth

· When I’m texting someone and in the middle of a conversation they ask if they can call me. I mean, they obviously have my number, right?! Why the hell couldn’t they call me?

· When a waiter/waitress refills my drink ( I know it’s their job, but then all I want to do is drink and I’ll be full before I get my meal)

· People who put my stories on their favorite and/ of alert list but then don’t review. Don’t get me wrong, I love that you love my stories; I just wish people would leave a review while they’re at it.

· People who bite their nails (that’s just gross)

My Bad Habits:

I talk to myself (especially when I’m watching TV or playing video games)

When I wash my hair, I stick it to the side of the tub and forget to wash it off

I exaggerate the truth sometimes (well, unless it’s about something truly important)

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A guy I was talking to on the phone one time (because we had a mutual friend and he got my number from said friend’s phone cuz he liked my unique name) asked me what kind of guys I like. Like, what’s my type. I thought about it for a while, and thought about all my past boyfriends, and I realized I don’t have a type!! My ex-boyfriends have been Black, White, Mexican, Asian, Ghetto, Preppy, Goth, and Geek. God, everything. They were all nice guys who sparked my interest and made me get butterflies in my stomach. So I told this guy (whose name escapes me) that I don’t have a set type. He was all “Oh, your probably ugly then.” I was like, “Excuse me?? What the hell did you just say to me?” So he told me that only ugly girls don’t have a type and aren’t picky about their men. Like, I didn’t even know this guy and never met him before in my life. He had never even seen me before and he was making such a huge assumption. But who the hell is he to judge me by what kind of guys I like? Okay, so I’m not the shallowest person in the world, but I’ll admit that I am shallow. So naturally looks matter to me. But that isn’t all I care about. Nobody has to have a set type. I just like nice, good looking boys. And I’ve found out that the guys I like the most, are guys that I didn’t like for their looks the first time I saw them. Not saying they aren’t good looking guys, they just aren’t total heartthrobs, ya know? So without being totally blinded by shallowness, I was able to get to know them a lot better and it becomes the whole, friends first, relationship later deal. Lol. Well enough ranting about nothing.

I just love cartoons, especially anime!! I am a shipper! Pairings I like:

Gwen/Kevin (Ben 10AF)

Jinx/ Kid Flash (Teen Titans)

Starfire/Robin (Teen Titans)

Kagome/Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

Kikyo/Inuyasha (But only when set before Naraku messed them up)

Naru/Keitaro (Love Hina)

Kenshin/Kaoru (Ruroni Kenshin)

Sanoske/Megumi (Ruroni Kenshin)

Misty/Ash (Pokemon)

Ranma/Akane (Ranma ½)

Kaito/Lucia (Pichi Pichi Pitch Mermaid Melody)

Van/Hitomi (Escaflowne)

Naruto/Sakura (Naruto)

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)

Gwen/Trent (Total Drama Island)

Sakura/Ranmaru (Tokko)

Yu/Haruka (Noein: To Your Other Self)

Fry/Leela (Futurama)

Renton/Eureka (Eureka 7)

But if a story looks good I'll read it whatever the pairing is. I don't hate on others pairings.

So, I was never really into Ben 10. I would watch it occasionally. I didn’t realize it till later, but I have seen most of the episodes. But Ben and Gwen’s constant bickering really annoyed me and I couldn’t watch it all the time. I would have to be really bored. But I DID watch the live action movie Ben 10: Race Against Time. That really sparked my interest. Well Ben 10 Alien Force has CONSUMED MY SOUL!! I just love it, love it, LOVE IT!! It’s just great. And now that I like AF, I’ve been trying to watch Ben 10 and actually pay attention to it. It’s suddenly become fascinated with the show as well. But not as much as AF. I like the maturity Ben and Gwen show now. OMG, but even though I love it so much, there’s stuff that bothers me about it. First and foremost is the whole magic issue. In Ben 10, Gwen uses magic spells and talismans to fight the aliens. She took Charmcaster’s book of spells and uses it. Not to mention her powers were blue. Then along comes Alien Force and her powers are pink and suddenly there’s no such thing as magic!! She like, an Anodite but she still thought her powers were from magic. But isn’t that weird??

There’s more, like in the Ben 10 episode Goodbye and Good Riddance, Cash and J.T. find out that Ben is all the superhero aliens and such. But in the AF episode The Gauntlet, Gwen keeps worrying about Gen using the omnitrix against Cash so he doesn’t “reveal his secret”. Then there’s the whole Verdona thing. If Max was supposedly married or in love (whatever the deal was) with Verdona all that time, then why was he fooling around with Xylene?? They totally made him into an unfaithful man, ya know? Kinda makes you wonder. Another thing bugging me is that in Max Out, Ben and Gwen said Ken didn’t know anything about the aliens. But he wasn’t the least bit surprised to see his sister manipulate mana, and his cousin turn into aliens. And then it’s weird how the Omnitrix suddenly doubles as a Plumber’s badge, as we find out in Pier Pressure. You can tell they added that for AF or else Grandpa Max would have told Ben during Ben 10. The plot between Ben 10 and AF is totally jank!! They didn’t even bother to match them up!! Well not entirely.

Well anyways, I love the voices for Ben, Kevin and Gwen!! Well I recognized Gwen’s voice immediately from Terra of Teen Titans. Then I was reading the credits and saw that Greg Cipes voices Kevin, who also voiced Beast Boy in Teen Titans. How funny, cuz Terra and Beast Boy like each other, and Kevin and Gwen like each other! Well at first I found Gwen’s voice strange, because I kept imagining Terra. But I’m used to it now. Like, I don’t hear Terra anymore, I hear Gwen, if you catch my drift. Yeah, and Ben’s voice is the same as my favorite character off of Noein!! So its just totally awesome!! They picked great voice actors!

OMG I totally have some favorite AF quotes:

Ep. 6, Max Out

Ben: I say we hit the garages in town. Find Ken’s car, find Ken.

Kevin: Yeah, I mean, how many garages can this hole support?

Five. Five garages. One horse town, five garages?

Ben: Five garages so far. And if we can’t find the awesomobile in this one, we’ll have to

keep…..bingo.

Kevin: (pushes Ben aside) You found a bingo game?

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Ep. 7, Pier Pressure

Kevin: Now remember Benny Boy, your mother and I want you home by 10:00 sharp or

you can’t go to the disco.

Julie: Disco?

Ben: He watches a lot of re-runs.

Gwen: Kevin, give him a break.

Kevin: Gosh pumpkin! What do you mean?

Gwen: You know exactly what I mean! At least when Ben likes a girl he lets her know,

he asks her out! Maturity, isn’t that a novel approach?!

Kevin: Ben’s got a girlfriend, Ben’s got a girlfriend! (snickers)

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Ep. 8, What Are Little Girls Made Of?

Gwen: Whoa, I’m overloading with questions. But first…guys? I know you’re out there!

Just come in!

Ben: Hey Uncle Frank.

Kevin: How do ya do, sir? Kevin Levin.

(Frank pauses)

Frank: Who’s this, your boyfriend or something?

Kevin: (scooting away from Gwen) Absolutely not! I mean, no sir!

Gwen: Daddy!

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Kevin: Gwen, stay back!!

Gwen: Hit the road, Kevin.

Kevin: Huh?

(Gwen looks at Kevin, then at the pavement)

OH!!

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Kevin: (holding rock) Dude, I don’t think I can pound your grandma.

Ben: (as Spidermonkey) That’s okay. We’re teaching her to mind her mana!

Verdona: Good one, Ben!!

Kevin: Was not!

Well I’m also big on Inuyasha. Well I’m not as crazy about it anymore because I’ve already watched every episode like, three times. So the initial excitement has worn off. But it’s still one of my favorites! But they chose a dumb way to end the show. Inuyasha never picked between Kagome and Kikyo and they didn’t even defeat Naraku. I’ll just have to read the manga one day. Well I just love Kagome and Inuyasha together but I’m tired of the whole, Kikyo or Kagome drama though. I mean, the only way Inuyasha can be with Kikyo is if he goes to hell with her. I don’t want that! I mean, Kikyo is dead! Ugh, and while I have no problem with people who prefer Inu/Kikyo, I’m so sick of the Kikyo/ Kagome bashing. And they are both technically cannon so you can’t use that as an argument. It’s all too tiring. Lol. OMG, and I wrote two of the worst stories for Inu/Kag, like three years ago. Ugh, don’t read them. They aren’t even finished. It’s bad!

Well I have officially posted my first Ben 10 AF story! It's going to be a long chapter story. I am heavily focusing on plot, so the story is going to be very well planned out. Writing it has proved to be very time consuming. But it's really fun!! The only part I'm having trouble with is writing the whole Gwen and Daniel thing. That's hard!! Anyways, read my stories!!