Author has written 8 stories for Beyblade, and Digimon.

Between two evils, I always pick the

one I never tried before. -

Mae West

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About Me. (trust me it isn't all that special.)

I have decided to redo my profile because I decided I didn’t like my old one and it was time for a change. Though not all that much has changed. I still have my three pets and a brother which kind of falls into that category. I still have the same great friends and I have made a heap of new ones. (Smiles and waves) Hi guys.

My taste in music. Well lets see. I pretty much like anything that isn’t pop and country. Oh and I don’t like KORN to me their music is just noise. I know there are a lot of Korn fans out there but I’m just not one of them. At the moment I’v been listening to a lot of Fall Out Boy and Block Party. I kind of go through phases with my music but I pretty much like it all. But I have always loved Green Day. They ROCK.

Since I’ve only ever told you the basic stuff about me I’ll give you a little profile-

Eyes: Blue

Hair colour: Is kind of a dark honey blond when I’m not dyeing it but at the moment it is a dark chocolate brown.

Height: I’m five foot one inch so not all that tall

Complexion: Caucasian I used to have freckles when I was younger but that have all gone.

Piercings: Only two. One in each ear

Country of origin- England

I have a really odd mix of blood in me. Mainly english but there is Irish, Canadian and Scottish.

Reside in- Australia

Gender- female

Bebo- http://Maiden-Mai.bebo.com

Email- theperfectoasis@hotmail.com Feel free to drop me a line or add me to your MSN list.

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Food for thought

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
words?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we
are already there?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favourite sayings

Love it or shove it.

This is my caring face.

If I was dealt your hand I’d fold.

May we get to heaven half an hour before hell knows were dead.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Only the dead have been the end of war.

You can’t be as dumb as you act or you couldn’t function.

Wise people speak only when they have something to say, idiots speak because they have to say something.

You should know not to fuck with me by now.

Shove it sweetie.

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to doing it…

You're not a player, you're the game…

I know you spend a lot of time with………….. but do you really have to raid his/her limited vocabulary.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

I came, I saw, I conquered

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean the rest of them have to drown too?

If you try to please everyone... no one will like you.

Cheerleading is to sport what masturbation is to sex.

STRESS--The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to kick the stuffing out of some stupid jerk who desperately deserves it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine...

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

If you type a bad word, do you get your hands washed off with soap?

Favourite anime- Bey Blades (suprise suprise)

Favourite character/s- Kai, Tala and Max(Max is so cute!)

I also read Harry Potter, Digimon, Bleach, Ghost In the Shell, ROD, Winx Club, One Piece and a heap of other fics as well.

I write because it is what I love doing, I write for myself and if y’all like my writing, it’s just a bonus!

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kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"

These are some of my favourite authors and stories-

A Promise is a Promise 2464727 by miz-k-hiwatari
Abbey Escapee 2878553 by LettuceNPudding
Atashi wa Otohime 3089194 by Fish and Chips
Bad Day 2790337 by shadowphoenix101
Being a Rock Star 2253631 by Miss Wright
Bounce 2942231 by desert anbu
Careless Whispers 2196597 by Truble
Chaotic Mind 2689858 by FrozyEmo
Cosmopolitan Girl: Beyblade Style! 2427535 by Fish and Chips
Cotton Candy 3109602 by KasumiCho
Crossing The Line 2303381 by elementBLUE
Dance Like No One's Watching 2762993 by Angel Neko-Jin
Devilish Desires 1840879 by Coors
Dirty Little Secret 2632372 by Ms. Controversy

Don't Speak 2592596 by iamchlorine
Downward Spiral 2960988 by XxMookinexX
Dubh Croi 1792237 by Zadien
Gods, Girls and Guns 2616744 by MetaMorphoSer
Ha! I told you so! 1643421 by Kerrie-chan
Hijacking Kai 2807451 by LettuceNPudding
I Wanna Be a Loner 2371287 by Leaha
In the End 1743484 by swoosh-98
Learning To Fly 1916172 by Rieka De-Volka
Life's Challenges 2714839 by Saye
Love's Embers 2934163 by Tyrila Anios
Meteor Garden 2304001 by KKT
Mixed Up Emotions 2470226 by XxMookinexX
Never Forgotten 2041099 by Miss Wright

Nothing To Lose 2335555 by anime-obsessedP
Old Habits Die Hard 2832824 by Slayer2003
Old faces, new feelings 2079020 by Xaien
Outkast 2750921 by CookieNCreme
Phoenix Tears 2706274 by hisluv
Resurfacing Secrets 3096604 by SwayPippin
S µ м m ε r Ŕ α ϊ η 3323069 by anonymous elephant
Safe, In Your Arms 2520268 by Crying Sorceress
School Sucks If Your Me 2667092 by Tala'sTwinSister
Secret Wounds 2474344 by Memorie
Smells like Team Spirit 1390013 by Zadien
Smile and Maybe They Won't Notice 2335860 by yin vs. yang
Taken for Granted 2255233 by Zadien
The Jokes On You 2179671 by Midnight-Devil

The Potter Vs Granger Rivalry 2570263 by ArCHiE 1up
Three's a Tangle 2795396 by Grothia
Unfaithful, lust, lies, and betrayel 2976130 by Nurikochan89
Union With a Slytherin 2866575 by SwayPippin
View From the Weeping Willow 2567879 by Wolfchilde
Walking Disaster 3156438 by XxMookinexX
When Hell Freezes Over 2086040 by iamchlorine
Yeah Right 2216969 by Xx-Crazyanimeluva-xX
You or You 2333920 by Feeding Ground

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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you
back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you
sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you
off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand
in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly
reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to
have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,
"...that's her."

People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
Constant change is here to stay.
Dain bramaged.
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.