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Author has written 50 stories for X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, W.I.T.C.H., Harry Potter, and Twilight. "Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person" "It is a curious subject of observation and inquiry, whether hatred and love be not the same thing at bottom. Each, in its utmost development, supposes a high degree of intimacy and heart-knowledge; each renders one individual dependent for the food of his affections and spiritual life upon another, each leaves the passionate lover, or the no less passionate hater, forlorn and desolate by the withdrawal of his object. Philosophically considered, therefore, the two passions seem essentially the same, except that one happens to be seen in a celestial radiance and the other in a dusky and lurid glow." News: 1. My laptop was stolen :( But, I'll be back on the ball soon so don't give up all hope yet! Shippings: I am a HUGE JOTT fan. (For those of you who don't know, that's Jean and Scott from the X-Men).I'm also a HUGE CxC supporter (again, Cornelia and Caleb from W.I.T.C.H.). In regards to Twilight, I ship EdwardxBella (because I want Jake for myself :D) About the Name: Favorites: My favorite X-man of all time is Phoenix. I hate Emma. (sorry Emma fans) My second favorite X-Man is X-23 and my third is Cyclops. Favorite W.I.T.C.H. characters in order are Cornelia, Caleb, and Will. Twilight: (besides Edward and Bella) Jacob, Jasper and Angela. My favorite things of all time are: doing anything related to my fanfic categories, Runaways, Wicked the book as well as the musical,writing fanfiction, and anything and everything that Joss Whedon has done, is doing, and will ever do. The LIST: Links to Awesomeness: My brother and I have an account that we share and we'll be posting Charmed fanfiction there. Check it out here: whitexslayer Charming Mutants: There's a new demon in town and the Charmed Ones are going to need all the fire power they can get. And what they get, in twist of fate, is Phoenix Firepower. XMen/Charmed crossover. When pottersmistress6391 and I post our joint story, "The Importance of Being Harry", it'll be here under this name: hermykneeandtuna. On my deviantart page, I've posted an Original Character Interview I found online and filled out for Jessica Summers ('Grandchildren of the Atom'), Jenna Prant ('Eclipse of the Heart'), Vernacula ('Vernacula'), Ivan Madrox ('Grandchildren of the Atom'), and Valin ('Vernacula'). Feel free to leave a comment there if you have a deviantart account or PM me here if you don't. Enjoy! http://www.strayphoenix.deviantart.com/journal/ The Awesome koolkame and I have an interesting sort of "OC Exchange Program" going on where original characters from our stories intermingle in both his works and mine. Vernacula and Valin (both from 'Vernacula') will be chilling out in his DJINN:The Way to Home and 'Dark Gossamer Wings'. His sexy, beautiful, and deadly Belantha (from 'Dark Goassamer Wings') will weave her way further into Vernacula soon. Check it out. For realz. Also, for anyone who has ever seen the Hayao Miyazaki movie "Spirited Away", my good friend Kikyo-Pyroana-Sulane is writing a wonderful sequel to the movie that I'm beta-ing for her. In total honesty, I don't think Miyazaki could have done a sequel better himself :D. Check out Reign of the Elements for the return of Chihiro and the spirit gang as well as some fresh new faces. I would just like to comment on my feelings on next generation Guardian stories in general: Now, my favorite quotes from my favorite things (mentioned above :D) X-Men X23: I can do the pipeline too. W.I.T.C.H. Caleb: I thought you’d gotten over your ‘assassinate me in my sleep’ phase firefly Zoe: If I'm going to wear a dress, I want one with some slink. Serenity Simon: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you. Runaways Gert: I tried to raise Old Lace to be just like me and now she really is! The Dream Thief "My dowry is thirty-five thousand pounds...a year" Twilight Emmett: Hey, Bella! Fall down again? Edward: Well, I figured if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly... Total Drama Island Duncan: So the princess has a dark side. My Quotes Mrs. Teacher: So do you know why I succeeded? Do you know what I had that all the other men in my class didn't? (If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy the following into your profile.) Lessons Learned in Twilight (all 100 percent true): ...thank you for your time.You can read my fanfictions now. :) | |||||
1. Second Time Around reviewsPost Eclipse, Emmett and Jasper spend an afternoon in the garage wondering what their futures might hold. Character study as well as study of the series as a whole.Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 6-9-082. Everybody Loves Caleb » reviewsWhat do you get when you throw five Calebs from different universes, including the comics and TV series, on a team to fight an insane super powered Caleb in another universe? Adventure and craziness of course.W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 7-25-073. Vernacula » reviewsAfter 7 years, Aldarn's younger sister, Vernacula, is found to be alive and imprisoned as Phobos court singer. After rescuing her the Guardians have to keep her hidden on Earth. Problem? She's got her eyes on her brother's best friend, who's already takenW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-6-064. The Raid reviewsRosalie tags along as Alice goes to raid Bella’s closet in the middle of the night. Lighthearted character study.Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-085. Laundry Duty reviewsHermione and Fleur on laundry duty at the Burrow talking about magic, boys, boxers, and combining all three. No spoilers.Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-086. The Marriage of Nerissa and Phobos » reviewsBecause SOMEbody had to do it. NxPW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 3-4-077. Ways to Annoy,Harass and Confuse the Cast of WITCH » reviewsA continuation to '35 to Annoy,Scare,or Generally Confuse Phobos! From Guardians to rebels to villians, fifteen sure fire ways to get yourselves killed or at least seriously wounded. Includes a side story called 'Thought Process' on the creation of ficW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 12-21-068. Just Thursday reviewsThursday at the Xavier Institute just wouldn't be Thursday without the Brotherhood visiting, new students demolishing, Wolverine raging, codenames changing, Danger Room dangering and of course, the end of the world as new student Betsy Braddock finds outComplete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 7-28-079. The Last 300 reviewsThe last 300 words of Book 7. Harry and Tonks are the only ones left standing and they wonder, what happens now?Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-0710. Origins of Phoenix reviewsThe completly true origins of the Phoenix Force. Has to do with Humphrey Bogart, 1945, Drew Carey, the Royal Stick of DOOM, The Powerpuff girls, Cher, Stan Lee, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Stargate. oneshotComplete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-0711. Encounters of the 23rd Kind reviews“Then why can’t we have sex?” Laura protested. Alex sat up in bed. “One word, three syllables, rhymes with ‘submarine’” “If Logan has a problem with it, I’m sure he won’t maul you TOO badly—” AleX23Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-0712. S is for Songwriter reviewsCornelia tries to get Caleb to write her a song. Kind of against his will. After S is for Self but before T is for Trauma. 230 words.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 5-7-0713. G is for Gnomes reviewsBlunk likes collecting garden gnomes. Maybe a little too much. After end of 'G is for Garbage' and starring Irma. 230 words.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 5-2-0714. V is for Vexed reviewsStuck in their Phobos appearances, Matt, Caleb and Blunk have a talk before they have to head to school. During 'V is for Victory'. 230 wordsComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-0715. Eclipse of the Heart » reviewsOne is a princess. Two have Guardian blood. Two were chosen by chance. But there is a deep darkness present within each of the new guardians that is threatening to tear them apart before they can unite. Not your typical next generation storyW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 12-5-0616. CPR reviewsIf you value your life, never give your best friend's boyfriend CPR. CxW, CxC. oneshot. FunnyComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-0717. Broken Hallelujah reviewsYears after the disbanding of the XMen, X23 appears at Monsignor Wagner’s church begging for forgiveness of her sins. oneshotComplete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-0718. Male Bonding reviews“Wanna hang out? Since our girlfriends are off saving the world and all” “Hang out?” Caleb stared at Matt as if he’d just suggested playing ‘chicken’ in front of a charging rhino. Not slash.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-1-07 - Published: 3-1-0719. H is for Heaven reviewsAstral Will discovers ice cream, and Matt, for the first time! Be afraid. 230 words as is my trademark drabble. During H is for Hunted.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-0720. B is for Broken reviewsAfter B but before C. Cornelia tries to harness her stronger powers but can’t focus enough as her thoughts keep drifting to Caleb. 230 words. Funny.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-0721. Long Baths reviewsIrma inspects the water. No doubt she, all of them, expected to find it filled with blood and not bubbles. After all, they know I don’t take long baths. Cornelia POVComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-0722. Starborn » reviewsAU. The universe is at war. An insane emperor rules the Shi'ar empire and the Xmen, unknowningly, are fighting on the wrong side. The love shared by the Xmen's redheaded leader and the rebellion's redeyed commander is the universe's only hopeX-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 1-28-0623. W is for Watching reviewsAldarn and Drake feel left out so they spy on the group meeting at the beggining of W is for Witch. Rated T for language. 230 word drabbleComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-0624. 35 ways to annoy,scare,or generally confuse Phobos reviewsI think it speaks for itself. lolW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0625. World’s Greatest Matchmaker reviewsElyon challenges Irma for her supposed title of World’s Greatest Matchmaker. Takes place in season two before J is for Jewel. My first Irma fic! Come to think of it, my first Elyon fic too! NOT SLASHComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-29-0626. P is for Promises reviewsDuring the events of P is for Protectors, Cornelia get a chance to talk to Caleb about how crazy his life has gotten while they float in Kadma’s little prison bubble. 230 word drabble.Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0627. Ever Afterglow reviewsCaleb and Cornelia talk on their wedding night. bookverse, CxC. Fluffy!Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-20-06 - Published: 9-20-0628. Rebellious reviewsCompanion piece to 'Grounded'. I always go against the flow. I’m rebellious, hence the title rebel leader. Then why do I obey every command that tumbles from her lips?Complete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-0629. Grounded reviewsI’ve always been level headed. I’m solid and secure. I am grounded, like my element. So how did he sweep me off my feet so easily? CxCComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-0630. Territorial Disputes reviewsOneshot. “So, who do you think is the hottest Guardian?” “I think the Earth Guardian’s the hottest” “That is not fair! I was going to call the Earth Guardian!” So? “I met her first!” I'll fight you for her CxCComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 8-15-0631. Overview » reviewsOnce upon a time, in a kingdom far away called New York, two idiots fell in love. Despite it being completely obvious to the rest of the PLANET, these two bozos didn’t realize that they were hot for each other until one of them almost DIED. Continued!X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 1-12-0632. Origins reviewsThe completly true origins of Wolverine. Has to do with penguins, Jimmy Buffett, a cucumber, Mia Ham, ABBA, Scarlet O'Hara, a bean burrito, and a blue squirrel. oneshotComplete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-15-0633. Angel of My Nightmares » reviewsCornelia had dreamt about Caleb before she met him. Caleb had dreamt about her too. This is Caleb’s side of the love story. Caleb POV. Based on the books. CxCW.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 5-6-0634. Fall Apart reviewsIf I find something I can’t handle, if I forgot all I ever knew, if I find that I can’t move along, can I fall apart on you? CxCComplete - W.I.T.C.H. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-0635. Worthless reviewsI was helpless. Their drugs had taken almost all of my powers, my strength and my sight. I still had Scott, and my love, but was it enough? Jean POV. M to be safe.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 3-9-0636. So When It Ends reviewsScott reflects on life after he loses Jean on the moon. When it’s all over, do we just stop? When it ends, do we go on? When we’ve given it all, do we give up? Do we, can we, carry on? Scott POVComplete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-0637. Everlasting reviewsThe prolougue and epilogue to 'Never Lose Hope' because you asked for it! Scott and Jean find that true love knows not the restrictions of time and seperation. Two chapters, though. call it a twoshot.X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-0638. The Grandchildren of the Atom » reviewsThe XMen were known as the Children of the Atom. Now it's their kid's turn to rock the evolutionary chain. Sequal to The Seatbelt Sign Should Be On At All Times. Prior reading recomended. The XMen will never be the same. Ch3 up!X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 8-29-0539. On the Outside of Eden » reviewsJOTT. Scott and Jean decide to move out of the institute. But is life on the outside of a Mutant's Eden as good as it looks? And what's Scott's mysterious job that bringing in so much money? ON HIATUSX-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 6-25-0540. Santa's a WHAT? reviewsCerebro picks up a special teleporting mutant with regenerative abilities just in time for the holidays. All while Jean tries to convince Scott that Santa does exist. Jott, slight Loro.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-0541. Complete Guide to the Mending of Bleeding Hearts » reviewsTwo words destroyed Jean Grey's world: breast cancer. Two words put it back together: I do.X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-22-05 - Published: 8-16-0542. Dreaming of Him reviewsShortly after the events of Blind Alley, Jean starts experiencing weird dreams all of which include a handsome stranger that calls her Kate. On the otherside of the universe, a space pirate known as Corsair finds himself dreaming of a redhead girl.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 11-28-0543. Intoxicated Summers reviewsYou know the world is coming to an end when Scott Summers gets drunk. oneshot.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 10-2-0544. Never Lose Hope reviewsThe last time Jean had been caught trying to sneak into her boyfriend’s room in the middle of the night, she had been caught by Logan and assigned to do extra chores. ‘That was then’ she told herself. ‘This is different’. Way different. oneshot.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-23-0545. Mr November reviewsScott takes Jean on a date. To the park. The ball park. Yankee Stadium to be more exact. Oneshot.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-0546. Us Time reviewsA little prequel to 'On the Outside of Eden'. Scott and Jean just need some time to themselves. Needless to say, that's nearly impossible when Logan's around...JOTT. OneshotComplete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 7-26-0547. The Seatbelt Sign Should Be On At All Times » reviewsThe Xmen are coming back from a mission when they are stranding in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with Emma's and Jean's new born babies. Ch 10 up! Complete! Sequal pending!Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 4-22-0548. The Moonstar Dairies, Dreams of a Stray » reviewsA collection of vignettes all based on dreams i have actually had. Each chapter is different. Ch.1 X23 on the run Ch.2 Betsy in Heaven looking at the worldX-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 6-28-0549. The XMen Theme Song reviewsJamie writes the XMen a theme song! It's got laughes, fun, and JOTT! I wrote this at 2 in the morning, when i write my best stories. OneshotComplete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 6-12-0550. In the Dark reviewsThe thoery that love is blind is proven to be correct when a blackout in the intitute brings Scott and Jean closer together. JOTT. Fluff i think OneShot.Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-10-05 - Published: 6-10-0551. Down Poison reviewsBased on the song by 3 Doors Down. Scott thinks about his relationship with Emma after Jean's death. Was what he did worth it?X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-18-05 - Published: 5-18-05