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since: 04-08-05, id: 790793, Profile Updated: 09-13-08
country: Australia
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.


Why are you here? Who knows...in fact, you're probably not. Oh well, here's some stuff about me!

Name: Alexandra Sukhushina

Age and DOB: 18 yo 17th May 1990

Ethnicity (because I know you're curious): Russian- I was born in the USSR, a little over a year before it collapsed. OH MY GOD, I'M A COMMUNIST! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES before I nuke you... Because all us Commies are just obssessed with war and murder! Grrrrrr...(Lovely sarcasm, spraying everywhere).

Current Whereabouts: Well, we moved to New Zealand in April of '95, then came to Perth, Western Australia, in April '99. And now I am a citizen of many countries...Citizen whore!

Profession: Sleazy waitress...

Penname? It's just a good way of remembering where I am...

Loves: Pirates of the Caribbean (lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove!)...Da Vinci Code...Lord of the Rings...Gladiator...Cheesy inspirational stuff which could well get me beaten up...The Raven...The Divine Comedy...Hoobastank...good music..stuff composed by Hans Zimmer...X-Ray Dog...GET SMART, KUNG -FU PANDA...sorry I went to the movies today...And now I'm listening to my friend sing the national anthem...it's dark and my hands are cold...

Hates: Boy bands-the spawn of satan...Brats Dolls...people who dress like Brats Dolls...people who don't know what they're talking about ie. Politicians...

Fears: Ron Howard!...Mum...teachers...math...society...The Grapes of Wrath...

Stuff that just had to be said: Follow your dreams...except the one where you're at school in your underwear.
Don't fear Communism-fear us Communists!
Pol-I-tics: "Poli" meaning many "Ticks" meaning little, blood sucking parasites!

"If there's anything bigger than my ego out there, I want it caught and killed now..."

And now you are obliged to read and leave nice comments about my stories!

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1. Pieces reviews
Snippet oneshot about Jack meeting his daughter Hunter after prolonged separation. Probably not going anywhere. Posted for Liz, happy now? :-P
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
2. Diamonds & Pearls 3: Deja Vu » reviews
Threequel to Diamonds and Pearls, but more mature than the others. Tara, Jack, Will and the crew are still alive. But how? Well, someone will make sure they find out. Review please. No flames.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-7-07 - Published: 10-7-06
3. Diamonds and Pearls » reviews
Another Jack and his daughter fic. Jack leaves Tara for a year, now she's back for her cousin's wedding, but what's she hiding and who's after her? Complete! Sequel to Diamonds and Pearls 2 on its way. Reposted for your enjoyment!
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,223 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-10-05
4. Diamonds & Pearls 2: The Keys to the First Circle » reviews
Sequel to Diamonds and Pearls. When Jack returns to Port Royal he brings an unexpected surprise and the gang must face a battle unlike any they've ever faced. Complete! Sequel's comin atcha!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 10-22-05
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