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since: 02-28-05, id: 767590
country: United States
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Author has written 47 stories for Doctor Who, TV X-overs, Highlander, Life on Mars, Ironman, Knight Rider, and Mentalist.

Welcome to the corner of Fanfiction.net that I like to call -
-The great big hole-in-the-wall!-

...No, Keso. I call it, "Kesomon's magical land of faerie-dust and shroom-inspired crackfics."
...On second thought, hole-in-the-wall sounds better. Anyways, hello. If you're reading this, then I suppose you're mildly interested in what crazy things stem from my brain at 2 in the morning. It's your own funeral.

The majority of what I write is Doctor Who fanfiction. Doctor Who is a british scifi tv series that began in 1963, ran until the 1980's before going on hiatus, briefly returned in 1996 for a televised movie which sadly did very poorly, and finally returned to our screens in 2005. The new series is currently on Season 3, and the current Doctor/Companion duo we're blessed with is David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor, and new companion, medical student Martha Jones, played by Freema Agyman.

Other fandoms I am a member of include, but aren't limited to:
- Stargate SG-1
- Stargate Atlantis
- The Dead Zone
- Firefly
- Star Trek: Enterprise
- The Dresden Files
- House M.D.
- Numb3rs
- Bones
- Supernatural
- The Dukes of Hazzard
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Surface
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The main thing I really enjoy reading are good, well-written, well-thought-out Crossover Fics, especially between two eras of Doctor Who (for example, Ten matching wits with Seven) or between two well-meshing fandoms (for example, Doctor Who and Firefly). I will even indulge in certain pairings of slash, if they're well written. (Bob/Harry, out of the Dresden Files TV-erse, is a good example.)

Currently, my main project, being tackled All At Once before I even post a scrap of it online, is Part 3 of Project Gallifrey - "The Temple of Blood". I would like to express at this time my extreme hatred of WRITER'S BLOCK.

Anyhoo, that's all for now. Enjoy my land of crack stories.

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1. A Different Sort of Quest's End reviews
Stargate SG-1 crossover with BBC's Merlin. SG-1 finds a different sort of sorcerer encased in the ice during Quest pt. 2.
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-08
2. Red Sky At Morning reviews
Six years to the day since his best friend was murdered, Patrick Jane, formerly Shawn Spencer, walks into the Santa Barbara PD. mildly AU Psych/Mentalist crossover. Posted to Mentalist catagory cuz it needs love. Possibly a prologue to larger tale.
Complete - Mentalist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 11-12-08
3. Knight Rebuilt reviews
Parallel events in the lives of two men create a crossroads, where those they left behind are united. Supernatural/Knight Rider crossover, AU from Goliath p.1 and Devil's Trap. Written for Firsts challenge at LJ's sp crossovers. Rated for language.
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08
4. The Knight Before Christmas reviews
Kitt picks up a prowler around the Foundation mansion on Christmas Eve. Poemfic, set to "The Night Before Christmas." My first Knight Rider fanfic.
Complete - Knight Rider - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 8-16-08
5. Fly Away Home reviews
Movieverse, scene, Tony POV. Between the crash landing and the rescue. TonyRhodey friendship. Spoilers. First IM fic.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-08
6. Five Times Methos Met the Doctor reviews
And one time that has yet to occur. When a man bound to the slow path is the oldest of humankind, it's only natural he should run into a man who can travel anywhere, anywhen. HighlanderXDoctorWho
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08
7. Bottle of Red reviews
A bottle of red and an empty glass. They never found Sam's body. He's probably still lurking around, somewhere. Ashes to Ashes Ep1 tag.
Complete - Life on Mars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-14-08
8. Four ways Methos never died reviews
and one way he lived. The smallest decisions can effect all of Time. What if history didn't happen as it was written? Char. Death
Highlander - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 2-13-08
9. Silver Bells reviews
The date was December 24th, 1870. Jack finds himself in the South come Christmas time, searching for a new life after Ellis Island. What he finds is a guide and much-needed answers. TorchwoodXHighlander
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08
10. A Shift in Reality » reviews
AU, postHumanNature if the show were exactly like the book. Since Farrinham, the Doctor's been restless. Splitting headaches, blackouts, and the same phantom memory, speaking the same unfinished request. Just what is going on?
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 5-17-07
11. A Holiday for Every Occassion reviews
Written for the HLHshortcuts holiday ficathon 2007. Just a few random holidays with a few of our Highlander scoobies. Crossovers with: Torchwood, Doctor Who, Ocean's 11, Firefly, Stargate Atlantis.
Complete - Highlander - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
12. A Hair Short reviews
Fun misdirectional fluff, set anytime after the introduction of Methos. First HL fic. Renamed.
Complete - Highlander - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07
13. The Martians stole my peaches! reviews
Or, how Donna saved the world, completely unintentionally. It all began with a recipe for peach cobbler. 710MarthaAceDonna
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-07
14. Prejudiced reviews
Missing Scene tag to the engine room talk in Utopia. Minor Spoilers. Refs to 8thDoc Era
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
15. The Sweetest Fruit reviews
Massive Major Spoilers for the end of Utopia. Revenge is the sweetest fruit of all.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07
16. Lessons Learned in the Flow of NTime reviews
Spoilers for Blink. Missing moments in which the Doctor and Martha try to get back home.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 6-10-07
17. A Purpose to Complete reviews
Anyone who had chosen to stop and listen, to say a few words, to step inside his frankly magnificent time ship, had been there for a reason, even if they, or he, or anyone else had yet to discover what that reason was. [post Smith&Jones]
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-07
18. Project Gallifrey, 02: The Relic of Niveus Astrum » reviews
A message left behind, an old friend's last words. A powerful secret is hidden on Niveus Astrum. But with history written, how can the Doctor change what is inevitable to come? Beta'd by Emery Board. COMPLETE 5.10.2007
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,126 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 4-25-07
19. Birthdays reviews
A short bit of introspection from the Doctor's point of view on a little human concept called the Birthday. Features Jack and Martha TV version, not mine.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 5-9-07
20. In Which Ace and Hex Done Sex
Pure and utter fluffy crack. This is REVENGE for the lack of Relic reviews or bribery. It depends on your level of enjoymentbrain meltage.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07
21. The NotQuite Drabblefic Collection » reviews
I can never get the hang of writing EXACTLY 100 words, so this is the NotQuite Drabblefic collection. Doctor Who shorts on various subjects. Latest: Relief [poem, unspecified Doctor and Companion] and Why? [poem, spoilers for Evolution of the Daleks]
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-1-07
22. To be Human Again reviews
The Doctor's musings, set directly postThe Enemy Within, otherwise known as the 1996 TV Movie. A short story written whoknowswhen that I found on my hard drive.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 4-1-07
23. She Smiled Back reviews
Season 3, Ten and Martha. Missing Scene from Ep1 Smith and Jones. DO NOT READ if you haven't seen the episode yet, MAJOR SPOILERS.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07
24. The Lesser of Evils » reviews
It wasn't the first time he'd gone mad from the change. Rose learns she's not the first, and that things could've been worse when the cloister bells started tolling. PostTCI. Now extended due to popular demand to detail all the companions I consider canon
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 2-16-07
25. Waiting on Season 3 reviews
Waiting for season 3 is an EVIL EVIL EVIL test of patience and blood pressure. lol. A really long poem I wrote at 11:48pm. Possible spoilers if you haven't heard all the circulating rumours.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
26. More Than Just Another Time Lord reviews
He’d said before he was more than just another Time Lord. Before that moment, she realized that she hadn’t truly understood what that meant. Ace's thoughts during The Curse of Fenric.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-11-07
27. Vestigium Memoria, Traces of Memory reviews
“Sometimes those traces of memory are all we have of those we’ve lost.” The Brigadier is hunting for coffee, while the Doctor’s nursing wounds. Written for bibliophile1887 in the UNITfamily LJ ficathon. 3rd Doc era, postSpearhead from Space
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-8-07
28. Sonic Dreams reviews
After the Doctor was forced into regeneration and exile, he built a new sonic screwdriver at UNIT. What ever happened to the original? Zoe Heriot, postWar Games.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07
29. Snowfall reviews
Peri's a California girl, and the Doctor needs to say sorry. What better then a rare snowfall? In commemeration of today, when it snowed in my backyard, something UNHEARD of.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-07
30. 5 Destinations The Doctor Won't Visit Anymore reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. 10MarthaJack fic, post season 3 AU.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06
31. Project Gallifrey, 01: Glitz and Glamour » reviews
A chance reunion on Nebati 16 with Mel and Glitz throws the Doctor, Martha, and Jack into a whirlwind of adventure, danger, and mystery. MUCH LOVE AND THANKS to Emery Board for Betaing! R&R please! COMPLETE!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,487 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 10-29-06
32. Twice Remembered, Once Forgotten reviews
AU Vignette Jack Harkness has met the Doctor before. It's too bad he can't remember. Refs to The Talons of WengChiang, Battlefield, The Doctor Dances, and the fanfic Facets.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-06 - Published: 11-7-06
33. Pathways in Time »
A 5 part drabble collection spanning the bridge between the end of Doomsday and the start of Glitz and Glamour. Read and Review or yew shall be Ex.TERM.in.ate.ed!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-7-06 - Published: 11-6-06
34. Queen of Hearts reviews
will be rewritten to include in Project Gallifrey. The Tenth Doctor, Jack, and Martha the same pairing from Glitz and Glamour find Peri years after he was taken away in his sixth life. Ignoring the events of Bad Therapy. I like happy endings to things.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06
35. Imitation reviews
Between TCI and New Earth, the Doctor rests and practices an old talent while clearing his head. An ordinary night in Jackie's flat, and no one can sleep.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06
36. Diagnosis Doctor reviews
A House MD,Doctor Who crossover. Set some short time after the one episode with the alienabducted kid. Six and House in a room alone, who'll win? OMG it's horrible, R&R please.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-19-06
37. Laugh reviews
As the 10th Doctor reaches his 10th regeneration, the TARDIS reflects. Short drabblefic written after I heard Peter Davidson's laugh in the audio No Place Like Home.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-16-06
38. Borrowed reviews
Because if you were stranded for a lifetime in the seventies, you'd steal..er..borrow from UNIT too. Drabble that came to me during Terror of the Autons. Ten, Martha, UNIT in mention.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-14-06
39. Familiarity reviews
Coffee and carbon copies. A House MD and Doctor Who crossover. Anyone else notice the resemblence between Five and Chase? I did. Tegan, Ten, and Chase of course.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-06
40. Crackaboom reviews
Crossover of SG1 and Doctor Who, Seventh's era, featuring Seven and Ace. It was supposed to be a routine mission...
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 9-4-06
41. Never Again reviews
A Doomsday addon. The Doctor's thoughts in the moments before he sends Rose through to Pete's World. Only slightly angsty, sorry.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-31-06
42. The Gate of Orion reviews
Crossover between Doctor Who and Stargate SG1. The team's quest for the Sangrall takes them to an ancient world, but it's not as abandoned as they thought.
Complete - TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
43. Hope Springs Eternal reviews
Rose bids a final farewell to the Doctor on Bad Wolf Bay. Immediately PostDoomsday. A change of pace from DepressedDocRose and Defylawsoftimestupidly fics that is well needed.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06
44. Ode to the Fandom reviews
A poem in which nothing rhymes, makes sense, or follows proper rules, yet still pays homage to my Fandom: Science Fiction. DocWho is first, hence catagory
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 7-2-06
45. Past Regotten reviews
A Tenth Doctor shortfic, in which there is no danger, but much musing on life, the universe, and everything. Rose sortof meets Susan. Set after Fear Her.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 7-2-06
46. Lonely Angel reviews
A short missing scene between the events of Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of the Cybermen. Rose's PoV, watching from the shadows. R&R, much love.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 6-7-06
47. A Little Bit Off reviews
A chance encounter between psychic schoolteacher and wandering Timelord in a small Maine diner, and a glimpse into a fascinating world. My very first fanfiction written and posted successfully, please Read & Review! Crossover with The Dead Zone
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06
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