Alright then, new stories, new circumstances call for an update on this abused profile.

My name is Ron, well that's one of my many nicknames. Among Goldilocks, Blondie, Red-head, Swamp Thing and Gollum. I like to write, I've been writing since I learnt how to set a pen on paper and actually make the words make sense. I also circulate around MNI as a very manipulative character (but that's for me to know and you to never find out isn't it?)
I have a livejournal, but for now I'm trying to figure out what to do with it. I have a Bebo and Myspace as well as a desire to search out movies downloads, basically anything I can set my eyes on.

I am best known for writing DMHG. And twisting the rules.

Okay, me out of the way, here's the story with my tales:

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10 Things I Hate About You: This is the second sequel to my more successful story, Wizard Fiction Net. It's currently on hold, but please know, when I put things on hold, I never stay away from them for long. So consider it on hold for as long as I can suffice it just sitting there. PAIRINGS: Blaise/Ginny Umbridge/Trelawny (only to gross you out)

50 First Dates: This is the third sequel to Wizard Fiction Net. It's also on hold, more so waiting for 10 Things I Hate About You to finish. It has a high chance of continuing the minute 10 Things is complete. PAIRINGS: Harry/Parvati

A Day in the Life of Bubbles: A quick oneshot written in the eyes of the blonde PowerPuff Girl, Bubbles. Spelling, Grammar and all. Complete

A Green Future: My only Lord of the Rings fic. It revolves around breaking all the rules. I bring in OC's, and I had never heard of a Mary Sue. Instead of bringing someone into Middle Earth, I bring all the characters into Earth, New Zealand to be more specific. I add humour with insanity for the characters and take them around New Zealand where the movie was filmed. PAIRINGS: Legolas/OC Arwen/Aragorn (I'd never break that) OC/Orlando Bloom (LOL) Complete

Afterlife: This is a oneshot basically looking at Hermione's life right before she dies. Though whether she dies during giving birth, or died because of a broken heart isn't really indicated. Hermione says it's the latter. Thing about this story though, it doesn't finish at the death. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny (Mildly) Complete

Angels: Oneshot about the decisions Draco Malfoy makes in his life. You know how there are two angels on your shoulders? The good angel and the bad angel? Well guess who is Draco's good angel, trying to make him make the right choice. Complete

Clear: The first of a Trilogy of Oneshots all on the same thing. This is Hermione's letter to Draco, set in the end of the Half Blood Prince.
PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Clear 2: This is Draco's return letter to Hermione. Also a oneshot, it also features confirmations of Hermione's previous suspicions. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Crush: Also the first in a trilogy. I wrote it in a similar frustrated state of mind. This is a journal entry by Draco Malfoy, a very pissed off and annoyed Draco who spent a day looking at someone he couldn't have. Oneshot. Complete

Crush 2: Hermione's Journal/Diary entry of her similar frustrations with a familiar blond haired Slytherin. Oneshot as well. Complete

Crush 3: In the middle of the war, letters are flying between Draco and Hermione. Finally putting their frustrations to rest as they realise there is nothing holding them back because they're both dying. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Crystal Clear: The last oneshot in the Clear Trilogy. Crystal Clear takes the reader's mind off Draco and Hermione and looks into how her friends deal with the loss and also how to deal with Voldemort. PAIRINGS: Harry/Ginny Complete

Dreamer: In the middle of a boiling hot classroom, there are students dreaming. Dreaming about their lives, their past, their futures and their fears. Oneshot Complete

Don't Hate Me: Oneshot revolving around Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Set in the Half Blood Prince, Hermione accidentally pays Draco a visit after Harry cursed Draco with Sectumsempra. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Forever: Based on a Buffy episode, this deals with death. When Draco's mother dies, he becomes quickly withdrawn from everything and everyone. There is only one person who can help him deal with it. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Git: Written on Xmas 2005, this is a oneshot in Hermione's point of view. She begins by ranting on about how Draco is a git. But when she gets to Ron, we find Ron is a bastard. So who is worse? Bastard or Git? We find out in Hermione's strange way of revenge with both boys. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Goo: The second oneshot written on Xmas 2005, this is about their (Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Ginny) first words, and what happens when they are cursed to say only their first word for the rest of the day. The only thing I don't like about this fic was that in my coke-drunk state of mind, it's very unrealistic with the happy ending. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Heartbeat: Whilst listening to my fathers heartbeat, I found it was an amazing thing. And what would possibly happen if I were to hear it stop. I got the story idea and this deals with how heartbeats can provoke emotions so bewildering you just have to slow down for awhile and comprehend them. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Ron Complete

If He Were: I figured, only when I'm desperate for an idea. Music helps, music lyrics help. And Harry Potter helps. So this is my attempt at getting out of Writers Block by using Eminem. Not my greatest work, but hei aha. Stopped.

Interesting Detention: At the request of a friend of mine, I wrote this. Our characters (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Draco, Blaise and Pansy) get stuck in detention. Mischief and mayhem ensue... PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Ron/Pansy Complete

Marital Trouble: Unfortunately, I am cursed/blessed with witty and evil parents who embarrass me on a regular basis and bring very gross mental images to my fragile mind. So I'm putting it here in the form of HP. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Draco (Married) Harry/Ginny (Married) Ron/Pansy (Married) Blaise/Luna (Engaged)

Marry Me: I got this idea when I thought back to playing Wedding when I was little. I think I married a bastard. Anyway, this is the marriage of Hermione and Draco, at five years old. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

One Last Dance: I want to continue this story, and I will when I can. Do not consider this one on Hold. This is based on the animated movie Anastasia and what she did with her little kitchen friend Dimitri before she lost her memories of her past. PAIRINGS: Anastasia/Dimitri

Road Trip: Whilst travelling my beloved New Zealand, I got this idea. The gang (Slytherin and Griffindor) are forced to co-operate when they find themselves in New Zealand. I have asked my reviewers to pitch in, when I finish this story, they can take the gang, and lead them through the chosen Reviewers' hometown, be that Australia, America, South Africa...PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Pansy/Ron Blaise/OC's (more than one)

Save My Soul: My first fic on Ghost Ship. This is a oneshot in the thoughts of Katie Hargrove Complete

Second Chance: This is a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory story which I'm desperately gathering idea's for. It's not on hold. This circulates on the teenage characters and Charlie's heart when he gives them a second chace to finish their tours around the factory. PAIRINGS: Violet/Mike Charlie/Veruca

Sorting Hat and I: Like If He Were, this was made in a wrong sense of mind. But nevertheless it did reasonably well for a story like that. This is what the sorting hat said to the others. Complete

Splat: One of the stories I'm proud of, this was made when I was completely off my head by the miracle of Coca Cola. A suicidal Hermione, is comforted by Draco as he tells her the consequences of selfish suicide. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Complete

Tabula Rasa: Translated into English, meaning Clean Slate. This is based on another Buffy episode of the same name (therefore Buffy fans would know immediately what this is about) When Draco performs a task for Voldemort, things to wrong and everyone all of a sudden forget everything. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Ginny/Blaise Ginny/Harry Hermione/Ron

Tell Me A Story: A roughly made two-shot about...absolutely nothing really. It has no plot, no storyline. Just humerous dialogue and actions. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Draco

The Black Kitten: For those of you who like fluffy and somewhat pathetically tragic endings, this is the story for you really. Draco is an animagus for Voldemort, his form: A cute black kitten. When he sees the unguarded Hermione, his mind chages on what he should do and he loses track. So does Blaise. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Draco Blaise/Ginny Complete

The Girl Squad: The only story approved by my sister, this is the story of a squad of girls who chase their crushes in big packs. Now they chase Draco and he begs Hermione for help. Its a surprise revealed at the end, revealing how the Girl Squad really work. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Draco Complete

Thunder and Lightening: Another tribute to the fluffy lovers this is a oneshot on Peter Pan (The recent movie) telling that Peter has grown up even though he still lives in Neverland. PAIRING: Wendy/Peter Complete

Waiting: A tale of events of how Hermione waits years and years to tell Ron what she's always wanted to say. Is she going to wait too long? PAIRING: Ron/Hermione Complete

Waiting for Help: A Ghost Ship story, telling how the trapped ghosts dealt with 40 years aboard the Antonia Graza.

War of the Worlds: The first sequel to Wizard Fiction Net. This is how Hermione and Draco hid amongst circumstances that could easily get them killed. PAIRINGS: Hermione/Draco Lavender/Seamus Complete

Wizard Fiction Net: My most successful story. Revolves around Fanfiction.Net in the Wizarding World. Hermione as Smartass24, Draco as PureDragon999. Ginny as Blitzqueen, Blaise as dirtylittleslytherin. You guess who the rest are. It ends split in sequels that I promise I will finish, and the sequels round up in one big ending with characters from more than one story. This is the fic that left many laughing until they fell off their chairs. PAIRINGS: Draco/Hermione Ron/Pansy Blaise/Ginny Trelawny/Umbridge Snape/Minerva Lavender/Seamus Harry/Parvati

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Coming Soon...

Drop Dead Fred: When Hermione's life is falling apart, there's only one person in the world who can fix her again. There's only one minor flaw about him, she's the only one who can see him. - Based on the movie Drop Dead Fred.

Switch: In a cliche turn of events, the characters here switch bodies. Draco - Harry. Ron - Hermione.

Torture: Set after the Half Blood Prince, Hermione, Ron and Ginny find themselves ones of the many being captured by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Notes of their absence sent to Harry stating it's all his fault.

Malfoy: This is my attempt at making Draco a Malfoy. Making him completely in his born character, for once. A complete muggle-hater, a coward and suck-up to teachers.

All the Things She Said: Malfoy sings a song to a special someone. (SO not fluffy, really it's the opposite)