I am of the personal opinion that shorter is not always sweeter. You've been warned!

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Some things about me:

~I can now be found over at LiveJournal under the name PerianFrost. Not much is up with it now, but I definitely plan on getting involved there! Look me up! More recently, I can also be found at Stealthy Stories with my other TMNT obsessed people. My name there is more simply Frost.

~I am free to be a beta for anyone who needs or wants one, see my beta profile for more details.

~I love hearing from people, be it in reviews, PM's or even E-mails. I like to talk, as some of you may have noticed, and if you and I have something in common... well then! No matter what you hear about me, I do not bite. You're probably septic anyways... :D

~If you leave a review, chances are my curiosity will take me over to your profile page to look at your fics... It makes me nervous critiquing anyone else when my own work could probably be better, so I can assure you I won't flame you!

Favorites:

Movies: The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lost Boys, X-men, Spiderman, Batman (Begins and The Dark Knight), Indiana Jones, The Covenant, National Treasure 1&2, Bubble Boy, Brokeback Mountain, The Mummy movies, Across the Universe, Ice Age, Over the Hedge, The Brothers Grimm

TV Shows: Psych, Supernatural, Scrubs, MASH, Futurama, South Park, TMNT '03 cartoon, Food Network Challenges (yummy and awe-worthy), Danny Phantom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lost, The Simpsons, Inuyasha (all of it, the manga, movies, and anime), Avatar, Dead Like Me

Music: Panic at the Disco, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Tokio Hotel, Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Black Sabbath, Aerosmith, Savage Garden, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica, THE BEATLES, Three Days Grace, Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound, Metro Station, Eddy Grant, Lemon Demon, Phantom Planet, Cobra Starship, Eminem, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Nickelback

Books: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien period, Stephen King's Christine, From A Buick 8, and Dark Tower series, RA Salvatore's Legend of Drizzt series, Dean Koontz anything, DJ MacHale's Pendragon books, unashamedly an Animorph fan, Gregory McGuire's twisted novels based on famous fairy tales, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams

Stories authored by me:

Lord of the Rings Stories:

Mists of Memory: Complete! Legolas's memory is gone after an accident in which everyone assumed his death. But in Mirkwood, evil is growing...

Strange Meetings: Complete! One of my takes on how Legolas and the twins met. Takes place in Mirkwood.

Be Warned: One shot, complete. Book-verse. Merry warns the Fellowship about the deep pits in Isengard, but Legolas does not hear him... and is met with a disastrous result.

Amarth Naur: In Progress. In a post-WotR world, Legolas makes a visit to Minas Tirith, Aragorn, Arwen, and their new son Eldarion. Of course things won't be easy! Now off Hiatus, hopefully for good!

The Hospitality of Dwarves: Two shot. Complete. Legolas learns about the dwarvish cutoms, much to his peril and dismay.

The Squirrel Chronicles:

Nutty stories featuring Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir and squirrels.

Arguments and Attack of the Squirrels: Complete. First in series

Return of the Squirrels: Complete. Second installment.

Squirrel Trouble: Complete. Third installment.

The Squirrel Menace: Complete. Fourth installment.

The Squirrel Assailants: Complete. Fifth Installment

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Smacked: A relatively short one shot in which Mikey may have finally been smacked one too many times... Yes, you read right... I'm branching out from LotR! Everybody run for cover!

Indiana Jones:

Absolutely Not: A Very short oneshot in which Indy learns something disturbing about Mutt. Certain spoilers for Indy 4, which I saw four times in theatres and twice since it came out. Obsessed? Never...

Coauthored stories:

Lord of the Rings:

The Plottings of Lord Elrond: CoAuthored with the wonderful Alenor Peredhel. The mischeivousness of Elladan and Elrohir has to rub off on someone, and when it does, strange and hilarious things are bound to happen!

My new loves:

~Psych. James Roday and Dule Hill rock my thick woolen socks off. Possibly one of the best shows out there at this point. Maybe a fic. It's possible, anyways...

~Supernatural. The ever-adorable Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki together in one show where they hunt evil things and drive a gorgeous car? Count me in. Probable and eventual fics are coming... Slowly. One is currently being plotted!

~Dark Angel. Alec is my absolute favorite. He's utterly amazing. And cute. The plot is great too... I want a third season! Possible fic possibilites.

~TMNT. The movies, the episodes, and the comics... gotta love those turtles! Everytime I think I know which one is my favorite, they pull something and my opinion gets all switched up. There are possible fic possibilities for this category, besides the one I have currently (ie, just now) posted.

~Lost. (warning, possible spoilers discussed) I love Charlie Pace, and was absolutely extremely unhappy when he died. It was so sad, I almost, but not quite cried (I've never cried during a movie or TV show, or even during a jiucy angst fic... sad, huh?). Probably no fics will be posted for this category until I get more familiar with it.

~MASH. Yeah, you read right. I've only seen three of the seasons, and not in order, but that's enough. It's climbing in rank to become one of my absolute favorite series. I've also read the original book, and loved it. It's possible there will be a fic here.

~National Treasure (1 and 2). An old favorite, but a new fanfic one. A one shot is in progress!

~Scrubs. I'm a big fan of medical shows apparently, and besides, who doesn't love Vanilla Bear?

My writing styles are as follows:

- During the long period of time I've been on this site, I've become a large fan of slash, though only for certain pairings. I like the fluffy ones, not the smutty ones. And incest just gives me the cold shudders. Still won't write slash though, see below for reasons.

- I won't be doing romance at all, unless it's already been established... and it will likely play a very SMALL part. I'll read the occasional well-written romance story, but I wouldn't do very well with writing them. I'd trip all over myself and things would come out totally wacked... trust me on that.

-Most of my fics will be action/adventure, because I simply love putting my favorite characters in horrible life-threatening situations. I do like to write humor, and if that is what you want, go and read The Squirrel Chronicles. Humor will likely be sprinkled through-out all regular fics as well, because if I think of something funny that will go, I can't leave it alone. Also, I believe in keeping things relatively light.

-All of my fics will be as accurate as possible, because I like keeping things the way the authors or creators meant them to be. The Lord of the Rings is a good example, because I think Tolkien did beautifully with everything, and I want to keep that spirit. If you see any canon facts that are missing or out of place, please tell me so I can fix them!

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot! -- Mark Twain

If you're still reading this, you get a cookie and a slice of Estel's chocolate cake. Always remember...

Individuality... great in everything except police line-ups.