Oye! Welcome to my page. May the crazy commence! Here's some stuff about me, because this is my page, not yours. =O

Name: D-chi (and when I'm bored, whatever I want. i.e. Haru, DaniXelle, Regina, Shoulder Pixie)

Hair: Black, and in some circles, pink (long story) - and NEVER call it brown. And it's always long (although now slightly layered and angeled!)

Eyes: Dark brown

Height: UPDATE - I am quite possibly 5'3"! Hurrah!

Personality: generally friendly with motherly tendencies, sometimes apathetic, occasionally bloodthirsty and psychotic, and quite random

Loves: Jesus, anime/video games/manga, shiny stuff, composition books, music, singing opera, reading, my car Momo, bishies, lo mein, sleeping, vampires, smoothies, Starbucks, fairies, long skirts, my iPod, the Weighted Companion Cube, quirky internet memes, capslock, and fruit juices

Strong dislikes: expletives, obscene things, yaoi/yuri, spiders, extreme amounts of fakeness, and having to do stuff when I'm sleepy and/or lazy, which is all the time

Favorite shows: House, Top Chef, Friends, Metalocalypse, Invader Zim, Project Runway, and most stand-up on Comedy Central

Favorite animes/mangas (among many): Gundam Wing, Pet Shop of Horrors, Blood(+), Bleach, Yuyu Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Trinity Blood, Rurouni Kenshin, Ronin Warriors, D.N.Angel, Vampire Hunter D, Escaflowne, Spirited Away, DBZ, Hands Off!, Vampire Knight

Favorite games/series: DDR, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Brothers, Banjo-Kazooie, Sonic the Hedgehog, all things Katamari, Final Fantasy, Donkey Kong, Star Ocean 3, Animal Crossing, Quest 64, Kingdom Hearts, Gauntlet, Soul Calibur

TOP favorite bishies, because it really needs to be narrowed down... someday: Kenpachi, Byakuya, Shunsui, Ukitake, and Grimmjow (Bleach), Link (Zelda), Haji (Blood+), Zechs and Duo (Gundam Wing), Youko/Kurama and Hiei (Yuyu Hakusho), Dark and Krad (D.N.Angel), Alucard (both - Castlevania and Hellsing), Aoshi (Rurouni Kenshin), Vincent and Sephiroth (FF7), D (both - Vampire Hunter D and Pet Shop of Horrors), Kilik and Siegfried/Nightmare (Soul Calibur), Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha), Kakyou (X/1999), Folken and Dilandau (Escaflowne), Dante (Devil May Cry), Riku (KH2), Itachi, Kakashi, and Haku (Naruto), Kadaj and Yazoo (FF7: Advent Children), Kaname (Vampire Knight)

Favorite Pairings: Noin/Zechs (Gundam Wing), Rangiku/Gin, Urahara/Yoruichi, Momo/Aizen, Kenpachi/older!Yachiru, Nanao/Shunsui (Bleach), Zima/Dita (Chobits), Saya/Haji (Blood+), Keiko/Yusuke (YYH), Vincent/Tifa (FF7), Bella/Edward (Twilight series), Kaname/Sousuke (Full Metal Panic), Link/Zelda (Zelda)

Random facts: I can make a party favor sound, I have perfect pitch (sort of), and I am a little ADD and OCD, formerly had Senioritis, and may have Restless Leg Syndrome. And all of the above are inside jokes in some way.

I feel that I should explain my pen name to you all. It is not supposed to be D-chan (although you may refer to me as such, if you want), it is definitely D-chi. My friend and I were playing FF7 over at her house, and she was at the beginning of the game, trying to decide what to name Cloud. She decided that she wanted "Fuma" in the name, like Fuma from the anime X/1999. She also wanted "chi" to be in the name, like Chi from Chobits. So, we ended up with Fumayuchi as his name, which was pretty fab. Then we said that every name should end in "chi" or have "chi" in it, so she called me D-chi, because the first letter of my name begins with a D. And now, you know the rest of the story.

Congratulations! You're near the end! You will now be rewarded with some entertaining quotes, mine or otherwise:

"He's as reliable as the seasons." - Goemon Ishikawa

"More like a recurring butt rash." - Lupin III (both are from the anime Lupin III, referring to Inspector Zenigata)

"I'm not sure what's going on here, but DOOM ON ALL WHO CROSS TOUGA'S PATH!" - Me

"He's not crazy, he's just Chinese." - Leon Orcot (Pet Shop of Horrors manga)

"Live your life so that those who don't know God will come to know him because they know you." - poster in Sunday School

"I don't care what you're doing, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it." - Vincent Valentine (FF7)

"Singing is sweet but be sure of this; lips only sing when they cannot kiss." - James Thomson

"Lotad!" - Lotad

"Obviously, Scar wasn't a very good economist." - Me (about The Lion King)

"Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible joy, for you are recieving the goal of you faith, the salvation of you souls." - 1 Peter 1:8-9, NIV (New International Version of the Bible)

"The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it." - John 1:5, NIV

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have eternal life." - John 3:16, King James Version (if I'm not mistaken)

"For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God." - John 3:17-21

Here are the other names I've reviewed under, long, long ago (before I was official):

Pyro Draconian, Dilly's Ultimate Slaya, Musical Nymph of the Rose Forest, Angel of Music, Fire Angel, Fire Angel of Music, etc.

So, please read my stories if you wish. They're old, but I plan on adding new ones, especially now that I'm a college lady, and can probably write a little better now. :D