Hello everyone of the world! This is Panda and Eagle here and were the BESTEST friends! We work together when publishing stories. Our fanfictions are mainly about Naruto, Lord of the Rings (well...me Eagle not Panda), and possibly many other animes and books. (well...on Eagle's part...)

Us two crazy people are well...crazy and enjoy a good laugh. We like to mess around a lot with things, and people. Somethings we get into a fix or have social problems (on Panda's part) but we make it through just like everyone else.

The weird thing about the two of us writing on fanfiction.net is the fact that...well...we both don't like writing...I suppose that when you enjoy what your writing about it makes things SOOOOOOO much easier. (note this is Eagle speaking, Panda isn't as...well...lets just say that she acts like she's always on a suger high...) Panda and I (Eagle) have slightly different writing styles so if you read something that well...different to the last story you have read it probably means that it was writen by a different person.

We also like to inspire each other. Ideas and concepts are often shared between each other, and we build off of one another. This way we get some of the WEIRDEST ideas and stories.

Well, that concludes me and my long speach I'll hand it over to Panda for HER summery of this little account...Eagle

HELLO PHATTIES THIS IS PANDA CODENAME MARY (or was it the other way around) WHAT EVERRRRRRRRRR ANYWAYS ME AND EAGLE CODENAME RAYKEL (my cute nickname for her) ARE LIKE OPPOSITES (yet we're best friends) I AM ALWAYS CRAZY AND EVEN WORSE WHEN I HAVE CHEESE!! I AM 100 percent VIETNAMESE AND CAN SPEAK IT TOO! I LIKE GUYS FOR LIKE 3 DAYS THEN I GET OVER THEM =D. (my longest crush was about 4 months) I AM LIKE ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD. EVEN THOUGH IM 12 I'VE EXPERIENCED ENOUGH DRAMA FOR A LIFE TIME!! JUST NAME A TYPE OF DRAMA AND I'LL NAME A TIME. I USED TO BE A CHEERLEADER AND STUFF LIKE THAT... EVEN THROUGH ALL THE DRAMA I STILL LOVE MY LIFE. I HAVE LIKE A REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH MATABELISM (idk y thats so important to knw) IM THE ONE THAT WRITES THE MOST ROMANCE I LIVE SASUSAKU, NEJITEN, NARUHINA, AND INOSHIKA!! I LOVE RAMEN, CHEESE, AND PHO!! I AM OBSESSED WITH REVIEWS AND SCREAM WHENEVER IM BORED!! I SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE AND ALL THOSE OTHER BRANDS BUT IM NOT OBSESSED (not THAT much)!! ANWAYS IMMA GETTING LAZY SO TA TA!!

Myspace: www.myspace.com/helsasha11

Youtube: veitkimthepanda

Hair Color: Black with Blonde highlights

Background: 100 PERCENT VIET

Fav Food: PHO

Eye Color: Onyx when I'm sad and emotionless and brown when im normal.

Grade: 7th

Fav Sport: Tennis

Things I hate: People that think that they are good at everything, people that read something... think it's not a "quality" story... then go off flaming it when they should just stop reading it, Sluts, Fangirls, Whores, backstabbers, drama, Mat Tran, David Nguyen, and other things.

Heroes: Too much to name

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...er...sorry...hehe This is where I EAGLE put the coolest things i have found on the internet...So that means PANDA DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THIS SECTION OR I WILL RIPE THE HEAD OFF OF YOUR STUFFED PANDA!! (OHHHHH IM TOUCHING ITTTTT WHAT NOW RACHEL BWAUAHAHAHAHAHA what no NOT PANDU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

~THE COMPLETELY RANDOM SECTION MADE UP OF THINGS FOUND WHILE BROWSING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES~

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a

problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have mad laughing fits at the most random times for no reason, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like cheese, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rachel is fat copy and paste this into your profile. =3

This is where I, MARY, put my favorite stuff.

so funny read on

im the bold

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

18 SIGNS YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE

EIGHT​EEN
you get so jealo​us when someo​ne comme​nt them sayin​g they are cute

SEVEN​TEEN:​​​​
You look at their​ profi​le const​antly​

SIXTE​EN:​​​​
When you'​​​​re on the phone​ with them late at night​ and they hang up, you still​ miss them even when it was just two minut​es ago

FIFTE​EN:​​​​
You read their​ Texts​,​​ Ims & messa​ges Over and over again​

FOURT​EEN:​​​​
You walk reall​y slow when you'​​​​re with them

THIRT​EEN:​​​​
You feel shy whene​ver they'​​​​re aroun​d

ELEVE​N:​​​​
When you think​ about​ them,​​​​ your heart​ beats​ faste​r but slowe​r at the same time

TEN:
You smile​ when you hear their​ voice​

NINE:​​​​
When you look at them,​​​​ you can'​​​​t see the other​ peopl​e aroun​d you, you just see him/​​​​her

EIGHT​:​​​​
You start​ liste​ning to slow songs​ while​ think​ing about​ them

SEVEN​:​​​​
They'​​​​re all you think​ about​

SIX:
You get high just from their​ scent​

FIVE:​​​​
You reali​ze you'​​​​re alway​s smili​ng when you'​​​​re looki​ng at them

FOUR:​​​​
You would​ do anyth​ing for them!​​​​

THREE​:​​​​
You blush​ when u hear their​ name

TWO:
You were so busy think​ing about​ that perso​n,​​​​ you didnt​ notic​e numbe​r twelv​e was missi​ng

ONE:
You just scrol​led up to check​ & are now silen​tly laugh​ing at yours​elf

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OKAY I GOT BORED SO LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL TIME!! (this is panda)(yeah, you without a head...)

"Rachel, Rachel, RACHEL look at me you are really pretty and if any guy can't see that THEY ARE EFFIN GAY AND SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE JUST LIKE JULIAN so never EVER call yourself ugly" ~Mary Pham

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"I feel bad for the poor, electracuted, dead, fried, burnt, little kitty" ~Alex Mize

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"Huh... what? Sorry I wasn't listening it wasn't important was it?" ~Julian Tran

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"HAVE NO FEAR LITTLE WHITE KARAH HOOD IS HERE!!" ~Karah Hugmeyer

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"Mary I don't know why you like Julian I swear he's gay and if you go out he'll dump you for Austin, yes he's that desperate" ~Courtney Coutchie

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"MARY A BASKETBALL PLAYER IS MUCH BETTER THAN A FOOTBAL PLAYER SO HA!! wait... what were we talking about agian?" ~Jessica Tinsley

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Mary: Daviddddd psssssssssssssstttt hiiiiii

David: WHAT THE HECK? IM RIGHT NEXT YOU!!

Mary: YOU HATE MEEEEEE UR SUCH A JERK YOU SAID IM NOT YOUR FRIEND

David: I didn't wait what?

Mary: So im still your friend

David: Ya i guess

Mary: YAY THANK YOU MRS. PARKS

David: Ok NOW you're not my friend

Mary: ... JERK

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Mary: Tommy you have really shiny teeth, why do you think that they are yellow?

Tommy: Because whenever I brush my teeth I leave the foam in and smile...AND MY TEETH LOOK REALLY YELLOW

Mary: YOU IDIOT THEY MAKE THE TOOTHPASTE WHITER THAN THE TEETH!! ITS A WAY TO GET MONEY!!

Tommy: So you're saying I was scammed by by a dumb toothpaste company?

Mary: You really are dumb...

Tommy: ... FATTY -slaps- THATS NOT NICE

Mary: WAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SLAPPED ME EVEN AFTER I HUGGED YOU

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Rachel: Julians favorite color is pink...

Mary: No. Freakin. Way

Rachel: IM SERIOUS I SAW HIM WRITE WITH A PINK PEN.

Mary: SO HE IS GAY!!

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xohhsnapcourttxx (7:46:14 PM): hahhaha

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:46:16 PM): i hate josh

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:46:18 PM): so freaking much

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:46:27 PM): he deserves to die in a hole all alone.

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:46:30 PM): =

helsasha11 (7:46:31 PM): i know

helsasha11 (7:46:34 PM): WITH JULIAN

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:54:03 PM): lmao!

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:54:04 PM): ohh yeahh!

helsasha11 (7:54:10 PM): picture it

helsasha11 (7:54:13 PM): HELP

helsasha11 (7:54:15 PM): GET ME OUT OF HERE

helsasha11 (7:54:18 PM): FUCK U GUYS

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:54:20 PM): hahahha

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:54:21 PM): i love you mary

helsasha11 (7:54:25 PM): and we'd be like

helsasha11 (7:54:29 PM): HAAAA

helsasha11 (7:54:34 PM): U DERSERVE THIS

helsasha11 (7:54:45 PM): then throw popcorn kernals at them

helsasha11 (7:54:46 PM): trust

helsasha11 (7:54:47 PM): me

helsasha11 (7:54:49 PM): it hurts

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:55:17 PM): lmao

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:55:20 PM): I LOVE YOU MARY!

xohhsnapcourttxx (7:55:21 PM): lol

helsasha11 (8:03:58 PM): julian should

helsasha11 (8:03:59 PM): burn

helsasha11 (8:04:00 PM): in

helsasha11 (8:04:00 PM): a

helsasha11 (8:04:01 PM): hole

helsasha11 (8:04:02 PM): with his

xohhsnapcourttxx (8:04:03 PM): haha

helsasha11 (8:04:04 PM): boyfriend

helsasha11 (8:04:05 PM): josh

helsasha11 (8:04:08 PM): =D

xohhsnapcourttxx (8:04:17 PM): haha

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Mary: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M SO FAT I WAY 85 POUNDS!!

Kyle: ... I weigh 110...

Mary: BUT YOU'RE TALLLL!!

Kyle: And you're short.

Mary: AT LEAST I'M NOT FAT!!

Kyle: But you just said...

Mary: NO

Kyle: Bu--

Mary: NO I DIDNT NOW GOOD DAY SIR

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"Bio means human, Logy means study, so biology means the study of butts." ~Duc Pham

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helsasha11 (6:52:19 PM): julians big but

helsasha11 (6:52:20 PM): is

helsasha11 (6:52:22 PM): NOT

helsasha11 (6:52:24 PM): sexi

helsasha11 (6:52:25 PM): lol

FaLLingSunJIA (6:52:31 PM): ...

FaLLingSunJIA (6:52:33 PM): yeah

FaLLingSunJIA (6:52:51 PM): _'s butt is more sexi

FaLLingSunJIA (6:52:57 PM): jk jk

helsasha11 (6:53:07 PM): lol

helsasha11 (6:53:08 PM): NO

helsasha11 (6:53:10 PM): JULIANS

helsasha11 (6:53:10 PM): IS

helsasha11 (6:53:12 PM): SEXIER

FaLLingSunJIA (6:53:15 PM): ...

FaLLingSunJIA (6:53:24 PM): you jsut said that julian's but isn't sexi

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Paige: Oh My God. Julian's butt is so fat.

Me: EXCUSE ME DO YOU AHVE A PROBLEM WITH JULIANS SEXY BUTT?!

Teacher: What did you eat Mary?

Julian walks in...

Mary: JULIAN YOUR BUTT IS FAT

Teacher: NO SHE MEANS YOUR BUT IS S--!!

Mary: NO DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE'S LYINGGGGGG!!

Julian: -looks at butt- ... you guys were looking at my butt.. why?

Mary: BECAUSE ITS S--

Bell rings

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Currently fighting with Alex and Julian over who could be Julian for a day--

Mary: IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER I GET TO BE HIM

Alex: WELL I KNOW HIM MORE

Julian: WELL I'M ACTUALLY JULIAN!!

The 3 of us find a way to sit in a chair together.

Mary: MY BUTT HURTS -sits on alex's lap-

Random kid: Oh my god Alex are you having "fun"?

Alex: O.o

Mary: -falls on Julians lap from shock-

Random kid: OH MY GOD ALEX SHES CHEATING ON YOU SHES "PLAYING" WITH JULIAN!!

-Julian and I turn 10000000 shades of pink-

-3 of us give death glares-

Bell rings

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"HA MARY THAT'S A KNEE-SLAPPER!!" -misses knee- ~Trang Tran

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Mary: So Justins a BIG FAT FAG

Anh: I know he's just...

Jeanine: IMMA BAG OF POTATO CHIPS!!

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Josh: LET'S COUNT SHOULDERS!!

-puts arms around Mary's shoulders-

Myles: MARY YOU NEED TO STAY FRIGGIN FAITHFUL TO ALEX!!

Mary: What?

Myles: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DOES HE STILL GO OUT WITH YOU? YOU CHEATED ON HIM AT LEAST 3 TIMES!!

-BAM-

Mary: MYLES. I. AM. NOT. GOING. OUT. WITH. ALEX.

-throws book at myles-

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Mary: MR. CHARMICHAEL IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY!!

Mr Charmichael (teacher): Yea I'll be dead when that happens so GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!

Mary: Shuttup.

Mr. Charmichael: Detention.

Mary: Wha??

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Substitute teacher: Back in the olden days...

Mary: You mean when you were born?

Substitute teacher: ... Well, when your hair--

Mary: You mean something you don't have?

Substitute teacher: You know what?

Mary: I know more than you...

-whole class dying of laughter-

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Anh: Kristin looks pregant...

Mary: Well she's so fat. She ALWAYS looks pregant.

Claire: Well I think she IS pregnant... THAT SLUT!!

Miss Bolkema: What Claire?

Claire: I said... OH BUTT!!

Miss Bolkema: ...

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Mr. C (charmichael): Mary do you drink coffee?

Mary: Yes...

Mr. C: Well stop...

Mary: MWAHAHAHAH NEVER OLD MAN! NEVERRRRRRR!!

Mr. C: Do I need to get out the detention slips?

Mary: No sir...

Mr C: That's what I thought.

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Craig: Owee my shoulders hurt.

Mary: Aweee Craig do you need a massage?

Craig: Yes please.

Mary: Too Bad.

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Mary: So Jake do you think I've changed since I was at west?

Jake: Yes. You've changed ALOT!!

Mary: Do you like how I changed?

Jake: Yes, I like it alot...

Mary: -scoots closer-

-BAM-

Mary: HAHAHA AND YOU THOUGHT I LIKED YOU!!

Jake: OWWW WHY DID YOU KICK ME THERE GOD DANG IT!!