Hiyah, I'm Mariah. That rhymes, heh. Oh yes, my poetic skills are amazing. XDD

Well, I like to write fanfiction, so that's why I'm here. Go figure. Mostly Twilight fandom, because those books kick-ass, but recently I've started to branch out a little and feel my way around other fandoms. I tripped a couple times, but I made it through my first Warriors fanfic. YAY ME!

Alright, for those of you who have put up with my 'sorry it took so long' crap and still continue to read and remotely appreciate my writing, I would like to tell you that I have recently created a freewebs website where I post it. Keep in mind it doesn't just have my FanFiction (which is actually a minority of what I write), but also my original poetry and short stories and such. Please visit and sign my guest book! It can be found here.

Now, some people did not like like Breaking Dawn

A) Because it was too happy an ending.

B) Because they beleived that 'lovejuice' just dissapears when a guy becomes a vampire

C) Because they are stupid.

I will divulge further into my opinions at some other time, but now I will simply say that Breaking Dawn was awesome.

I have also begun a new 'agreement' whatever thingymabob; If you review mine, I'll review yours. I think you know what I mean. :p

Because 'm at a loss as to what the hell else I should put in my profile, here are a bunch of lists created off the top of my head; because I'm cool like that. Oh, yeah.

The many names that I have been called

Potato Pancake

Bow-chicka (don't ask...)

Pickle

Stupid

Emo

Newb

N00b

Mari-pronouced Muh-rye-

Zuzu/Zuz

Brilliant Writer

"Wow, you're everywhere tonight. ;)"

Obnoxious

Insane

Slacker

Butthead (friend of mine; no, this was not meant litteraly)

High (eh, well, some people I got high with. Lol, jk, jk. Well, not really...)

The Many Names I Have (that are officially mine)

Mariah (well, erm , it's the name on my birth certificate, whatever that means...)

Magic_Rose (Twilight Arhcives)

Jaguaresssss (Twilight Lexicon)

Daragadagjag (Bitefight)

You, ., jaggykinz, and most recently Theia Aglaea Parthenia (TSBM)

BellaWella (Vampires Of Nite)

Snowsong (Warriors Wish)

Mar (Serenity Calling)

Twilightskitsbanners (freewebs)

Maebeloved (email, not gonna tell you what site :P)

Munchkin (some guy called me this when I was eight)

Sprocket (some other guy called me this when I was eight)

Common questions that people ask me

A) Q: What the f&# is wrong with you!? A: (giggles) Nothing.

B) Q: It seems like your story, Reflection, is coming from Catherine's POV. Is that what you want? A: Erm, duh...

C) Q: Are you high? A: Who wants to know, HMMM? o_O

D) Q: Did you do your homework, young lady? A: For God's sake, leave me alone...

E) Q: Do you think I'm ugly? A: Define ugly.

F) Q: Do these pants make my ass look fat? A: No, your ass makes your ass look fat.

G) Q: Why are you doing that, again? A: Don't question me.

Favorite (intelligent or poetic) quotes

"He had an impressive beer gut, if such a thing could be called impressive." -Libba Bray

"As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today; I wish, I wish he'd go away."-Eh, I forget. Great poem, though.

"She set a passion in his heart and a fire in his loins." -Some sad writer not important enough to remember

"Would you like some sausage, young lady?" "Yes, please." "How much? wink, wink" "Erm, enough for lunch?" -MOI! Muahahaha.

"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her." -Alice (Twilight-Stephenie Meyer)

"I stopped believing that there was a power of good and evil outside of us. And I came to belive that good and evil are names for what people do, not who they are. All we can say is this is a good deed because it helps someone, or that is a bad deed because it hurts them. People are too complicated to have simple lables." -Philip Pullman

"One person's crazy is another peron's normal." -Tim Burton

"My feet are too big? Christ..." -Robert Pattinson

"Fuck you, Fucking Fuck." -Myself

"You don't know shit...about shit...about jack-shit, alright?" -My mother

Strange people who replaced their first name with two random letters. As it so happens, they're all writers...

C.S. Lewis

H.G. Wells

J.K. Rowling (heh, jk=just kidding -snicker-)

J.R.R. Tolkien (damn, this guy used THREE letters...)

Favorite books-the order has nothing to do with how much I like the books

The Inheritance Trilogy (series)

Twilight Series (series, like, duh...)

Gemma Doyle Trilogy (series)

Mortal Instruments (series)

The Host

Warriors (series, and a big one too)

His Dark Materials (series)

Bartimaues Trilogy (series)

The Merlin Conspiracy

The Land of Eylon (series)

Darkness Creeping (collection of short stories)

Holy Bible (YAY! Not a series, as far as I'm aware...)

Books I would rather tear out the pages of and use to wipe my ass rather than ever read again

Artemis Fowl (series)

Series Of Unfortunate Events (series)

Vampire Trilogy (series)

Potty Time With Elmo (ironic, huh?)

All-Time favorite movies

Velvet Goldmine

Moulin Rouge

Chicago

Mean Girls

Producers

A Very Long Engagement (a very long movie, also in french so you have to read subtitles. still awesome, though)

-Twilight is not here because it has not come out yet, so I cannot honestly say that it is a favorite-

Favorite Places

New York City (where the party never ends. oh yeah...)

The Mall

Rita's (I was recently astonished in discovering that there are poor unfortunate souls who don't have Rita's where they live. It's the most awesomest italian ice place. -hums to self- Be cool, go to ri-tahs!)

The Beach

What I look for in a guy

Tall (a must, sadly)

Hot (another important one)

Pretty Eyes; I prefer green or blue (this is something most people overlook, but totally necesary for me)

Nice

Quiet (but not TOO quiet)

Shy (but not unbearably so)

Somewhat Tidy Hair (I can't STAND a guy who roles out of bed looking like a fucking hedghog who got run over by a car)

He's gotta make the first move (if not, he's obviously not that interested)

Well, eh, (cough) obviously someone who can put up with my inner wild-child (something even I have not mastered yet)

Things I cannot live without

Food

Rest (though I manage most of the time)

Air

Water

Bathing Every Day

Going To The Bathroom Regularly

Italian Food (I can usually go without for about a week before I start hyperventilating)

Reading

Writing

People Who Read My Writing

People Who Read And Review My Writing

People Who Read, Review And Love My writing

Competition

Friends

Music

Shelter

Drama (like, real-life drama, not acting, though that's fun too)

Waffles

Money

Thingds I would rather live without

Schoolwork

My dog

Stupid people

Annoying people

People I hate

Jell-O

Things In Life I have really come to appreciate

The Internet

The song Bright Lights by Matchbox Twenty

Loyal Friends

Love

A Good Joke Now And Then

Laughter

The Radio

Gossip Mags (so I can point to other peoples problems and tell myself I actually have it pretty good)

Hot famous people (men)

Sean William Scott

William Moseley

Jackson Rathbone (he has a scareh name, though XP)

Robert Pattinson

Tom Sturridge

Rupert Grint

Johnny Depp

Matt Damon

Clive Owen

Ewan Mcgregor

James Franco

Funny name maker-funners

Mariah Scary

Ellen Degenerate

Pete Wench

Ass-lee Simpson

Betty Boop (theres not spoof here, just a funny name XD)

Ugly famous people. Seriously, why the #&#!#@ are these people famous?

George W. Bush (ugh, I have the same middle name as him...)

John Kerry (my mom voted for him, but that doesn't mean his face doesn't look like a horses butt)

Pete Wentz

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (seriously, dude, why is this chick in hollywood?)

Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, lyposuction, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open doors to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shoudldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. That's why we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector society, and longer life spans.

Re-post this if you beleive in legalizing gay marrige

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