Ford grinned widely at his team members. Kavanaugh had complained one too many times…and he had stolen the last bag of M&Ms. Kavanaugh was going down.

“McKay, you all ready?” he whispered.

The scientist nodded, “almost…”

“Almost doesn’t count! Are you ready or aren’t you?” Major Sheppard inquired.

“Now I am.” Doctor McKay shot glares at the others. “Haven’t you ever heard that patience is a virtue?”

“One that you don’t have,” Sheppard shot back. McKay glared in response.

“What is that…sound?” Teyla asked.

Ford winced. “I think someone’s killing a cat.”

“Oh the horror, Kavanaugh’s singing!” McKay muttered in disgust.

“I don’t know what they listen to in Canada, but that is not singing.” Sheppard replied and stuck his hands over his ears.

Ford nodded. “I have to agree, sir.”

“Okay, start running!” McKay ordered. They turned to stare at him in confusion.

“Why?”

“Because you don’t want Kavanaugh to find out who did this, do you?” McKay answered as he headed down the hallway. As one they nodded in understanding and ran after him.

“Get ready, three…two…one!” McKay hit a button on the laptop’s keyboard and grinned evilly.

“Did it work?” Ford asked.

“We’ll know soon enough –“McKay dropped the laptop in surprise when a high pitched scream echoed down the hallway.

The team smiled at each other in triumph. Operation Freeze Kavanaugh’s Shower had succeeded.