sorry about the wait. i was working on a few stories with my bff on my other, joint account with her. and i just didn't have time to do much at all. so i'll try to update soon, maybe saturday. . . . .

disclaimer: don't own anything, except the general idea of them switching personalities. . . kinda, at least i think i do. . . .

BPOV

I sat on Edward's lap as he stroked my hair. A shiver ran down my back and I smiled at him.

"Edward? I've been meaning to ask. What did you look like in the eighties?"

"Oh, Bella. Why would you want to know that?" He asked softly.

"Just because. . . I don't know, but I want to know."

His tinkling laughter sounded beside my ear then he whispered,"I already said you didn't want to know. And you won't."

"Oh!" I exclaimed when a slight breeze pushed against me. I looked back to where Edward had ben just a second ago, already knowing he was gone. I sighed and called his name, knowing he would hear. After no responce, I gave another small sigh and lay down on the over-sized couch. I knew I could no longer sleep, but I could still close my eyes and pretend. . . .

"Bella? What's wrong? Where's Edward? Why do I smell pie?" A soft voice asked a string of questions. I lifted my head from the couch and looked at him. It was Jasper, or should I say Alice now?

"What, Jalice?" I unconciously mushed the two together, forming an alternate name. I noticed after I had said it and giggled.

"Umm. . . Are you okay? You were looking depressed just a second ago," Jalice asked cautiously, taking a step closer so he was standing beside my head.

"I'm fine, just a little. . . . tired, if that's the right word."

"Ah. So are you going to answer my questions, or not?"

"Sure, just a second." I reajusted myself so I was sitting up. "Edward left after I asked what you guys looked like in the eighties, and I don't know why or where he went. And that's when you came in." Hesitating before answering his last question." But I don't know why you smell pie. . . . "

"Oh, I see." He stood up straighter and breathed in, then looked down at me."Well, I guess we'll just have to do something about that, won't we?"

"The Edward or the pie?"

"Really, Bella, the pie. It's just so yummy and good!" Jalice answered srcastically as he walked over to the doorway and leaned against the frame. "I don't even eat pie, Bella. Why would I want pie now, then?"

"I don't know," I said. "Jalice, you do notice I was joking, right?"

"Of course did."

"Sure you did."

"I could always capture Edward for you. Give him some good ol' torture till he speaks. . . "

"What kind of tor-." I was cut off by my realization. "Oh! I know now! Really? Yes!"

"Are you sure about this, Bella?" Jalice asked, as surprised as I at my reaction.

"Absolutely. I can't wait for this. It'll be hilarious!"

"Okay, then," Jalice's voice took on a perfect immitation of an evil henchman from an old monster movie. "I shall go round up the guards, Master Swan." Then he bowed deeply and started walking again.

"Oh, Jalice!" He turned to look at me. I, to, dropped into character, immitating the evil maniac (cue lightening). "Feel free to get carried away. I actually incourage it."

"Yes, Master." He bowed again and I soon heard him explaining to Alice, or Asper, really, what we were doing. I smiled evilly and looked out the window. A streak of bronze was visible between the trees.

"Oh, Jalice! I found him! He's in the forest!" I called down to him and watched the two vampires zip throught the trees toward him.

sorry it's short. but i kept screwing it up, and i have another account where i am working on stories with my bff i-bit-a-pillow. we'll have our 1st story up today or tomorrow. :):):):):) review!!

i konw this is getting a little off topic, but i like writing it, so help give me ideas!!! gah! pleas please please please!!!!