This was written for iycaptions and the first part won first place!

I don't own Inuyasha! or Lord Fluffy...er Sesshy..er...Sesshomaru-sama.

Sesshomaru sat impatiently against the back wall of the studio he was currently being held up in, eyeing the other occupants racing around and arguing about something or another. He was growing impatient with these humans, why had he agreed to do this?

He heard the humans beckon him over and position him in front of a blinding light and a camera. They then handed him a dog collar and chain to put on. He just stared with annoyance and slight amusement that they would give him that particular item to put on.

Slipping it over his head, the woman tried not to drool as she looked him over once more before the photo shoot started. He was a gorgeous man and she was lucky that he happened to pass her by on the street and even luckier that he actually agreed to do the shoot.

Several hours later, a royally pissed off Sesshomaru walked out of the studio. He silently made a pact with himself that he would NEVER do that again. The only good thing to come out of it was the money, although he didn't really need it.

Weeks later Kagome and Inuyasha happened to be walking down the street when Kagome stopped dead in her tracks.

"What are you stopping for wench! Let's go!" Inuyasha didn't see what she would be staring so hard at until he looked up for himself.

High up on a huge billboard was his brother in all of his glory, shirtless, and with a dog collar and chain. He couldn't believe what he was seeing! Inuyasha blinked his eyes several times hoping the image would disappear, but it didn't.

The hanyou looked back to see Kagome drooling.

"Drooling?! She's drooling over him!!" those were the only thoughts he could manage as he watched Kagome just eye the picture.

Sesshomaru couldn't believe what they did with that picture. They had told him it would be for a magazine only, not on every other billboard in Tokyo!! Cursing the photographers he kept walking only to hear a familiar "Oi!".

"Great, just great!" the Taiyoukai thought. His brother had seen the billboard and now he'd never hear the end of it.

"Just what the hell were you thinking letting them take your picture like that!" Normally Inuyasha wouldn't care about what his older prick of a brother did, but when it made his girlfriend drool like that, then dammit...well you get the point.

"What does the business of this Sesshomaru have to do with you?" Sesshomaru looked at Inuyasha while grinning quite big. He could smell his little brother's girlfriend as she looked him over with desire written all over her face.

Kagome was currently watching Sesshomaru while trying to hide her growing libido. She had never once thought of him that way, but damn! That picture was so sexy. She couldn't help herself.

It was then Inuyasha realized what Kagome was smiling about and grabbed her hand to walk away while yelling "See ya asshole!" to his brother. He couldn't believe this nightmare of a day.

After Inuyasha dropped Kagome off at the shrine he decided he needed to walk off his frustrations and took a stroll down the road by the shrine. Suddenly a woman walked up, grabbed him by the jaw and looked him over.

"You're magnificant!" She muttered, more to herself than to him.

"Would you be interested in getting your picture made? I had a client a lot similar to you come in, but he refuses to do another shoot."

This got Inuyasha's interest and he realized the other client must have been his brother. Maybe if he got a picture like that taken Kagome wouldn't be interested in the prick anymore. He decided then he would do it, just to get even.

The lady gave him her card and strolled away. Oh yes, he would get even! He'd make Kagome forget all about that picture of Sesshomaru and he'd also prove that he was the better looking of the two.

He whistled as he made his way back to the shrine, little did Inuyasha know what he would be getting himself into.

The next day the irate hanyou sat leaning up against the same wall his brother had occupied.

"Why did I agree to this again?" was all he could think as he watched the idiot humans scattering around the room.

"This better be worth it." He muttered to himself. Hopefully it would be and Kagome would know who the better looking inubrother was!