Lovely Migraine

Summary: Hyuuga Neji never expected getting stuck in a cave with a psychopatic pink-haired kunoichi. But after giving him one hell of a migraine, he found himself not wanting a bottle of aspirin but wanting to find himself in the pink-haired medic-nin's future.

Warning: Possible OOCness

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Rating: T for suggestive

A/N: So yeah... This is what a large bottle of coke and nothing to do does to one's brain.

A submission for a contest at deviantart.:) I'm going to post it there

Neji was now rubbing his temples.

Neji was a man… And a man wanted a lot of things. He wanted to be Hyuuga clan lord, he wanted to have his seal removed and he wanted to experience sex for once in his life, no matter how much he denies it, but he never remembered wanting to be stuck with an extremely hot-headed Haruno Sakura.

But God was being mean today, so yeah, he was now in a narrow cave with a panicking kunoichi.

“Haruno-san, as much as I love hearing your voice, will you please stop panicking and shut up?” He told her as he pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to rid himself of the migraine that was threatening to make its way.

The pink-haired kunoichi glared at him and he suddenly remembered the she was armed… and very knowledgeable in using weaponry after taking lessons with his teammate. Whilst he was currently out of kunai, out of chakra, out of any tactics of self-defense against pointed weaponry and out of patience at the moment.

“Well, if you actually tried to seem concerned about our situation, then I wouldn’t have to panic for the both of us!” She snarled at him.

He never knew that a pink-haired medic-nin could be so… terrifying. Deciding that he wanted to live and procreate, he let the fearsome kunoichi return to her cries of help.

Which were obviously not working, unless she was trying to give him a headache, then she was obviously succeeding.

Neji had officially decided that he was going to slaughter that man who got him trapped in this cave with a homicidal woman who seemed to be at her time of the month.

After managing to block out her voice for the past five minutes, he had noticed that Sakura had gone quiet, not even a whisper could be heard from the pink-haired girl.

If she had lost her voice, Neji would kneel on his knees and praise the heavens for they had actually listened to his wishes.

“Neji…” Fuck the heavens, they didn’t deserve his praise.

“What is it?”

“I’m hungry.”

“Eat after we get out of here.”

Everything became quiet once more.

He heard her slump to the floor, thank God she finally got tired.

“Neji, I’m… hot.”

Neji blinked.

Now that he thought about it...

“I’m sweating like a pig.” Oh.

“Then do something about it.”

He heard the distinct sound of a zipper being pulled down. Apparently, his co-victim had decided to strip down to her bindings and due to Neji’s byakugan he can clearly see everything.

“Sakura…”

“Yeah?”

“Put your shirt back on.”

“Why?”

A few moments of silence.

“Because I’m the one who’s getting hot now.”

“Oh.”

He heard the zipper once more and sighed. At least that’s over with.

After a significant ten minutes of silence…

“Neji, you’re fucking stupid.” He heard the kunoichi ground out.

Oh so now she was blaming him? Wasn’t her crazy punches the one that managed to bring down the rocks from the mountain that got them trapped here in the first place.

“You have your effin’ Byakugan for Chist’s sake, why didn’t you tell me that I was punching the wrong thing!!” She roared.

It was obvious that she pouring out her frustrations on him.

“You’re the crazy woman who punched the whole mountain down and finish off your chakra supply.”

He heard the girl choke down a sob. Was she crying?

For fuck’s sake, what the hell is wrong with this chick? He didn’t deal well with crying women.

If she hadn’t taken a kunai for him earlier, he would’ve killed him right then and there.

“Sakura, stop wailing.”

“I’m not wailing!”

“Then stop crying.”

“I’m not and if you’re going to say I’m whimpering next you can just shove your stupid hair down your throat.”

Twitch.

Nobody had ever called his hair stupid, as far as he knew his hair was beautiful. Everyone had been envious of it, even his female teammate with her curly locks was envious of his straight mane.

“You look like a god-damned fucking horse with your stupid hair so long!”

Neji growled, “I never knew you had an affinity for cussing.”

“Shut the fuck up!”

Being the mature gentleman he was, he wasn’t going to answer to that stupid excuse of a retort. So yeah… more silence came.

“Neji?”

“What?”

“I need some privacy.”

“Sakura, I really don’t care what you do over there, as long as you don’t bother me.”

“Seriously, I need it. So if you don’t mind, could you please turn around?”

Complying he turned around to face the dark wall of the cave.

“What’re you going to do anyway?”

“Pee.”

Oh shit no! Did she just forget that having Byakugan means three-sixty degree vision? Meaning… he can see anything!

Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.

That’s it.

Don’t think about the teenage girl that right behind you, doing her business, naked waist down.

Fuck.

He was definitely screwed.

“You can turn around now.”

Great, now the whole cave was going to stink.

“And if you’re thinking that this whole place is going to stink… It won’t. I did it deeper down the cave so the smell won’t probably reach this place.” Oh.

So, at least she was smart.

“Hn.”

“Neji…”

“What now?” Do you need to pee again?

“I need help.”

Neji growled, “I can clearly see that. Perhaps when we get back to Konoha, I can ask the Hokage to find you a suitable shrink.”

“Not that.”

“Then what is it?”

“My hair is caught on the zipper of my blouse.”

“Get it out then.”

“I can’t.”

“Sakura, if you’re capable of cutting arteries while in battle, I’m sure you can get that thing out of there.”

“I’m telling you I can’t.”

“Why not?”

“I sort of can’t move my arms at the moment.” Or was she just feeling lazy?

Urggggggh. Must she make his life even more difficult?

Not wanting to argue anymore. He stalked over to her spot and looked at her problem. Strands of pink hair got caught in the zipper’s teeth pulling down the zipper and untangling her hair was an easy task, that he just wanted to snap at her for not doing it herself.

Stalking back to his place at the opposite end of the cave, he sat down.

“Neji…” There was some urgency in her voice.

What is it now?

“Neji, we need to get out of here.” Sakura said, her voice weak.

Neji rolled his eyes, “I’m happy to see that you’ve noticed that.”

“No, seriously, we need to get out of here.”

Neji inwardly groaned, how come he always had to get stuck with the mentally-challenged. First Rock Lee and Now this.

Deciding to humor the girl, “Why is that?”

“Because the kunai had poison and I think it’s messing with my system.”

Oh. So that’s why she’s being totally weird.

Why the hell didn’t she tell him before? He could’ve focused on getting out.

“Sakura…” He called, when he saw her get a piece of paper.

“Yes?”

“What’re you doing?”

“Getting out before I collapse.”

“With a piece of paper?”

“No.” She grinned, “With an explosive tag.”

She stuck the piece of paper on the wall and tackled Neji to the ground and then, in the words of a five year old, everything went boom!

A large hole was now found at the wall of the cave.

“So you mean you could’ve gotten us out there sooner?” Neji said through gritted teeth.

Sakura looked at him, “I could but I had to wait for most of my chakra to come back and that poison made it slightly painful to use my chakra. It’s pretty lethal.” She smiled and then…

Thud. She fainted.

Carrying her back to Konoha and running towards the hospital, Neji couldn’t help but think what he would’ve done if he had been poisoned and stuck in a cave.

She saved his very sexy ass while all he did was insult her in return.

And when he had arrived at the hospital, he shouted at every nurse in sight saying that he would have all of them murdered for letting his future wife die.

A/N: Done!:)

My second Nejisaku oneshot! Haha.

Freaking yeah!!

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Jeje-chan:)