A/N: This just sort of popped into my head. MikanxNatsume fic, so don't worry.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gakuen Alice.

Warning: AU, OOCness

Just as Long as it’s You

The Announcement of a Lifetime

Natsume Hyuuga, a successful teenage businessman, had just made the biggest announcement of not only his career but also his life.

He inhaled a breath of fresh air and smiled in relief.

This was it, no more fan girls, no more stalkers, no more blind dates! He was free from the female gender starting today! God, this was so relieving.

The young man, named as one of the 100 most beautiful or rather handsome people in the youth of today, had just escaped what he feared the most… women.

For years they had come to torture him, coming to try and seduce him but thankfully, none of it worked.

His best friend however, was less lucky. He had been wooed by the devil also known as the most stoic female on Earth, Hotaru Imai, though her presence wasn’t as bad as the others… she was just perhaps a little to indifferent about everything, well everything except for money.

But that’s another story entirely.

He got to his house and dumped the usual fan mail with a smile, quite sure that it was going to be his last, so why not be happy about it? Right?

Though, he sometimes admired his fans persistent worship of him. It was rather eccentric at how people would worship the ground you walk on if you just had the three Ms, namely Money, Magnetism and Method.

The first one being the most important of course, money, always had to be in the package, Natsume smirked. Just what do these girls think of him? Some kind of moron that would let them make use of his money for their useless endeavors, he sometimes felt disappointed for the male specimen, having to deal with such materialistic beings.

Magnetism or you can also refer to it as attraction. Natsume smirked once more… Oh God, he got plenty of that when he was born. He actually had to dodge the literally biting women that were out to get his skin. He didn’t know which was creepier, the fact that women kissed the ground he walked on, even in the bathroom, or the fact that when they get their claws on him, they actually bite him, hoping to have a 'taste' of him.

“Ugh. Bad memories.” He thought as he shivered.

And the last of the three Ms and the least required, is method. You have to know how to act in a way that will send chills down their spine even with just one glance and boy, he was the master of that style.

Natsume chuckled.

He admits that his ego is slightly more than a little inflated, but it couldn’t be helped, he was irresistible and he knew it well.

Ringing was then heard all throughout the room, Natsume checked his phone and saw that his best friend and fellow colleague was calling him.

“Probably asking me how I did it.” He smirked but also cringed at the thought.

He coolly lifted the phone to his ear.

“Hello?” He asked, his voice not wavering.

“Natsume, I suggest you don’t use your flirting voice with me, my girlfriend will kill you.” Ruka joked at the other end of the line.

Natsume flinched, the thought of flirting with Ruka... yeah, one word... disgusting. God, he was going to be sent to the next dimension if Ruka’s damned girlfriend finds out that he's even thinking of such ludicrous things.

“What do you want?” He asked irritably, now aware of the threats of talking with this boy.

A light laugh was heard at the other end until it died down.

“Nothing, nothing, how about a drink?” Ruka asked innocently, as if the earlier part of their conversation had never taken place.

Natsume sighed as he massaged his temples.

“All right, I’ll meet you at the usual place.” He said as he hung up and proceeded to grab his car keys and drove off into the city.

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Ruka had been waiting for his raven-haired friend for the past thirty minutes.

“Probably off with another woman.” He thought as he smirked.

It was a well-known fact that Natsume Hyuuga was a player of sorts. Ruka looked around at the bar.

It was a well-known place located at the center of the cosmopolitan, it was probably one of the most popular places to visit.

He shrugged, not that it mattered.

He looked at the door just in time the afore-mentioned Hyuuga walked in, in all his handsome glory.

Ruka smirked, he was working it again, probably to bring more women to his bed. He let out a chuckle, sometimes he thanked the Gods that his girlfriend had rescued him from that kind of faith.

He looked around hoping to count how many females had already fallen for his trap but was quite surprised that there were, very surprisingly, none.

“It couldn’t be.” He said his eyes wide.

Could it be? That ‘The Natsume Hyuuga’ had lost his touch? Impossible.

But as he looked around, he noticed a few staring at him, not Natsume, but it was far from admiration. He guessed that it looked more like, curiosity?

“What the hell?” He thought as Natsume took a seat beside him.

“Hey Ruka.” Natsume greeted as he ordered.

“Natsume, what’s going on?” He asked, bewilderment so obvious in his gaze.

“Nothing much really.” He said in a bored tone.

Ruka narrowed his eyes at his best friend.

“You did something, didn’t you?” He asked completely irritated by his nonchalant ways.

This was definitely a problem that was worth attending too. Had the female population of Japan gone blind?

Natsume chuckled.

Ruka raised an eyebrow. Apparently, they didn’t go blind as of yet.

“What did you do to make them ignore you like this?” He asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.

“Do you really want to know?” Natsume teased, he’d love to see Ruka’s face when he hears this.

“Hell yes!” He shouted at him.

Natsume chuckled once more.

Ready to reveal the secret that is to terminate the population of fan girls in the world, the one secret that could save the lives of handsome men everywhere.

Ruka’s eyes widened at the prospect as he waited for the answer that was to save him from the raging jealousy of his girlfriend when a female even dares look at him.

Natsume Hyuuga looked at him and paused, maybe, just maybe for dramatic effect.

“I told them that I was gay.”

When the words came out of Natsume's mouth, then and there Ruka Nogi thought that had just died.

A/N: About the three Ms, I just made that up. Ahaha.

Also, women who have read this fanfic, please don’t get offended.

And no, Natsume is not truly gay, well, I hope not or else plenty of females will be disappointed however in this fic, he is not.

Please review!

Jeje-chan:)