A/N- Well this proves just how bored I really am. If this didn't totally suck by my eye I would make a series of it perhaps, but...I honestly dislike how it came out...

I DO NOT OWN Kingdom Hearts.

Life just seemed to get harder these days. Let me tell you, is you can’t even begin to comprehend it. Go back and deal with your “perfect” problems, like figuring out why the TV broke after you hit it with the phone, or why your boyfriend dash girlfriend left you after you never let them leave your sight.

You haven’t even begun to be so unfairly treated.

However, heartless were used to it. Every other day it was the same. A few shoes and other objects thrown at you, being using you for target practice when they were too cheap to just buy targets, or, the most common, the time of the day in which that pointy-haired freak comes around flailing his giant plastic key at you while screaming about how you weren’t going to take his heart.

Not like Shadow would want to; it had been rumored that it may have been a deadly poison to consume, due to the level of hatred towards the young retard. A few hours went by, and his massacre ended as he became bored. Maybe he went off to stir fear among the nobodies who never were in the world that never was. Ah, who cared, as long as he wasn’t skulking around Hollow Bastion and shoving his damned key in their faces, as they hoped just to live another day.

She cleaned one of her insect-like feelers. She would live to stay clean another day. That was a good sign. So far she had survived this Holocaust three years, and that was a whole new record among the other heartless of Hollow Bastion.

They gathered up to check the casualties.

Eight hundred Soldiers were killed, five hundred Neo-shadows, thirty-three hundred regulars Shadows like herself, seventy-six Air Knights, and the entire race of Rhapsody, Nocturne, and Opera was deemed extinct across the land.

She joined a few that she was commonly acquainted with, Neo, a neo-shadow with an unoriginal name, (Not like she had much to say) Franklin, a knight, and Erin, the cross-eyed Dark-ball. There were two missing, and Neo wasn’t exactly pleased with this.

“They got Frank and Jim today.” He muttered. “I told Frank he shouldn’t have gone for that donut, but he just couldn’t control the urge! He took one step out and his head hit the ground…”

“Well what about Jim?” Shadow asked.

“I don’t know I got the fuck out of there.” Neo replied, and from the tone of his voice, Shadow knew it was fact. “What, was I supposed to stay there with that homicidal maniac running about?”

Well, with insanity came reason, she guessed. There was a pause, and Erin broke in.

“Dude, you have the curse!”

“Curse?” Neo glanced.

“If you see a comrade die by the key blade, you’re next!”

“Psh, that’s bullshit.” Shadow replied simply. “It doesn’t mater if you see it or not there’s a ninety-eight percent chance of death just by being in the area.”

There was a pause, and thus that theory went out the door, and they simply had to face the fact. It truly sucked to be a Heartless. It sucked to nearly starve to death due to the fact everyone just assumes you only like eating hearts, it sucked to be tricked into having suicide missions with the damned nobodies under promises of chicken and candy. Most of all, it sucked dealing with that asshole Sora and his “Key of Death.” Something had to be done about this.

They weren’t “heartless” they were cardiovascularly challenged!

The nobodies were using slave labor and Sora was a Kingdom Hearts version of Adolf Hitler. But, how could it be stopped?

Thus an evil plan was hatched from the shadows, one that would destroy Sora, once and for all!

It took a few weeks first.

“Hey Fred, where’s Andrew?” Neo shouted.

“Well Andrew knew Frank!”

“But I knew Frank and Andrew!”

“Dude, you’re next!”

Neo wasn’t enjoying his afternoons, but luckily he still had a few good hiding places, and he knew what to do when he saw Kairi turn the corner. He signaled a few of his friends, and grabbed the tape recorder.

The next day was the day it would end, they waited for Sora to reach the castle, and then hit play.

“Hey Sora, come here!”

“Coming Kairi!”

The idiot fell for it so easily, and as he approached the side, they jumped, and sent him toppling off the side of the castle, assuming it to finally be over.

There was a week of freedom, and then the sorrow came.

Out of all the things, they completely forgot about that fucking glide technique. So after getting back from the hospital, (He tripped down the Hollow Bastion stairs after landing.) He took his revenge.

That day Soldier Heartless was declared extinct. Only a few more races to go before his mission was complete. Shadow moaned. Nothing ever gets better for a heartless….