Hey, everyone, Jeje-chan here. Hahaha. I’ve made a new story again. I’ve realized that not that many fics get to be made about Sumire and her stupidity. So here it is.

Disclaimer: Gakuen Alice is not mine

Chapter 1: All About Me!

Hi! I’m Sumire Shouda.

I study at Alice Academy with MY Natsume!

Who you ask is Natsume? Well, I can only answer you with another question…

Do you live in a cave?

How can you not now MY Natsume!?!

After all, he’s only the hottest and most handsome guy ever! He’s also the kindest and smartest guy around! Did I mention he was freakin’ hot?

In case you’re as stupid as that Sakura girl I will translate that in the kind of language you and Sakura will understand…

MY Natsume Hyuuga is perfect.

Also, did I forget to mention that he’s going to be MY soon to be BOYFRIEND?

After all we are perfect for each other! Not like that no-star Mikan Sakura.

Who’s she?

Well, she’s the idiot that keeps on hanging around with MY Natsume. I tell you, if MY Natsume didn’t have such a strong alice and immune system, her germs would’ve got to him and MY poor Natsume would become an idiot too.

Back to the important issues around here, ME!

I’m the prettiest, most popular and admired girl in our school! I’m so pretty that guys are even afraid to go near my beauty because MY Natsume would fry them all.

I have the most amazing alice ever! I have the cat-dog alice which is way cooler than that No-star’s alice. Pfft. A nullifying alice… What good can that do?

I’m a two-star, which is higher than that stupid disgusting moronic no-star.

I’m the president of the Natsume-Ruka Fan Club! We’re composed of thousands of girl who are dying to be with Natsume, except for me of course because I’ll be with him when he realizes his undying love for the beautiful and smart Sumire Shouda aka me.

Who’s Ruka?

Oh, so you do really live in a cave?

For you to not know both Ruka and Natsume, you have to live in one… In a far away one.

Ruka Nogi is the next popular guy to Natsume. And judging their hotness… Natsume has to be number one and Ruka second.

Natsume is more of the mysterious type while Ruka is the gentleman type. He’s just so cute but that Sakura! She nearly ruined his virgin lips!

My poor Ruka.

It was a good thing that someone thought of hitting that girl on the head with that apple.

Whoever he was, I thank him, he saved my Ruka from a devastating predicament!

I bet Natsume was the one who did it. I’m sure he wouldn’t want his best friend covered with ‘stupid’ bacteria. Who would want to be right?

Tss. That Sakura, she will pay for this.

She’s taking most of MY Natsume’s time that he doesn’t even manage to find the time to court me.

Damn her.

Natsume Hyuuga is mine and will always be MINE!

I’m his only girlfriend! And that nullifying girl is just another one of those annoying bitches that keep hanging around him even though he clearly just wants to spend his time with me!

So you doubt MY Natsume’s love for me?

Well then, I’ll break this desk with my head if he even has any girlfriend before he courts the oh-so-beautiful me.

“Hey, Sumire!” Koko called me as a mischievous smirk appeared upon his lips.

Tss. The mind-reader, What now?

“What?” I asked him menacingly, he just disturbed me with my musings with something unimportant.

I combed my beautiful shiny hair as he smiled again.

Just he wait, I’ll erase that smile as I scratch his face with my elegantly sharp claws.

“Did you hear? Natsume and Mikan just got together.” He told her.

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SLAM!

Poor desk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Please tell me if you want me to continue this story in your reviews. Oh, and to those people who actually like Sumire... Forgive me, because this story will be the cause of her untimely death.