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The Legend of Zelda: by Vladimir the Hamster
I'm not dead! Yeah, I know it's been forever. Sorry. Anyway, I figured if I don't at least get the first half of the chapter out, it'll never be posted... so I cut it in half.
Anyway, thank you all for having stayed with me this far. I deeply appreciate it. And any newcomers, welcome (even though by the time you get here I doubt you'll be a "newcomer" anymore)! Enjoy! (and if no one reviews, I'll be sad...)
Link bolted upright, and his senses were immediately overloaded with what was the greatest feeling he had ever experienced. Gold everywhere. Not tacky gold either. Nice gold. Beautiful gold. Gold that makes you realize exactly why people like gold so much anyway, but even better than that. And not just visually. It seemed everything was golden. It smelled like gold. It tasted like gold. It felt like gold. It even sounded like gold.
Simply... golden. Of an unexplainable serenity. Link was content to simply sit and relax forever.
But then a slight shuffling...
"Hrm?" Link snapped out of his lucid state and saw Zelda, lying in a rumpled heap a few ways beside him. "Zelda...?" He poked her.
Zelda jerked and scuttled away, not showing her face. "Ergh!"
"Zelda? You okay?" Link asked, but Zelda only scuttled faster. "Hey, Zel, where you going?"
And she stopped.
"I've been running. Running running running... running until I finally forgot who I was." Zelda sat down. "But now that we're here, I think it's time to stop running, huh?"
She smiled. Link smiled.
"So, I guess you're not actually my heart right?"
"That's right."
"So I'm not a crazy psycho? Joy!" Link danced around. Zelda laughed. "But why did you pretend to be my heart?"
"I guess, I didn't want to be myself anymore. I was running away from the stifling atmosphere of being a princess. Of my responsibilities. I didn't like being stuck inside with all these rules. To restraining. So I guess I just wanted to be someone else for a change. Someone who lived a life far different from mine."
"So you chose me, a wild boy in the forest, and pretended to be a bodily organ? You're the weirdest princess I've ever met."
"I wasn't aware you've met other princess," Zelda grinned. "But I guess it's because you're so innocent and vulnerable." Zelda pinched Link's cheeks. Painfully. Link squealed. Zelda laughed.
"By the way, where the hell are we?"
Indeed. There was not a place the two knew of that was serene and full of gold, other than...
"Zelda, I think we're dead."
There was no response.
"No." A tear slowly rolled down Malon's face. Her hand lightly touched Link's. "No."
Suddenly an even more golden light, impossible as it may seem, shone from the golden sky. It's an interesting thing being dead. You get to see all those other parts of the light spectrum previously not visible... except that our souls are such a low life form that we can't comprehend it and end up seeing gold anyway... But that has nothing to do with the story, not to mention that neither of the dead ones had noticed any change whatsoever.
Zelda shifted uneasily closer towards Link. "Dead," she said. "Dead." As Link turned to respond she pressed her lips firmly on his. Links eyes opened in shock as he felt Zelda's tongue slowly make its way into his mouth... it tasted rather nice...Fingers crawled up Zelda's back, in a gentle yet teasing caress. Link felt her press against his body tighter as a tingling sensation shot up his spine...
"Eww, not in front of me!" The golden light materialized into the shape of a young girl. Zelda and Link's eyes widened in shock.
"Saria?"
w00t! evil cliffie! x3
Anyway, feedback. I originally planned for this to be the last or second to last chapter (which is why it took me so long to write; I wasn't sure how to create the best ending) but all the same, now there's plenty of room for more material. Most especially, are there any loose ends you would like answered that I have forgotten to cover?
I do want to bring this to an end soon, though, so nothing too epic, please. lol. 'Till next time!