Disclaimer: I don’t own InuYasha. InuYasha remains property of Rumiko Takahashi.

“text” talking
‘text’ thinking

Notes: I was given a challenge when my friend said to write a InuYasha fanfic using all or as much as these words and phrases as possible. So here it is. HA! I did it! By the way, InuYasha is around 2 and Sesshomaru is around 5 so that’s their ages. They share fathers, but Sesshomaru has a different mother than InuYasha. InuYasha’s mother is human. Anyway, the story may not have a storyline in the first chapter, but after so many reviews, I decided to make this into a lil story. Please review!

The phrases are: Flat Hippo Demons, Dogs bark and Kittys meow, Let’s play ‘Kill the Humans!’, Tasted gritty though…, I want to chew on it too, Shiskabob, Stay away from the others, Sporkingly Delicious, Official Guide To Staying Guilt Free When Killing, and Written by Tumiko Rakahashi

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“And the hippo said ‘We’re not flat hippos, we’re flat hippo demons!’ Isn’t that a funny joke?” InuYasha said in delight.

“Yes it was, son.” His father said.

“…You’re stupid…” Sesshomaru said with a blank expression.

-SLAP-

“Sesshomaru, be nice!” His mother said. Sesshomaru leaves the room. InuYasha followed him.

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“Sesshomaru? What’s the difference between a dog and a kitty?” InuYasha asked, still following Sesshomaru.

“Dogs bark and Kittys meow.” Sesshomaru says. “Duh, stupid.”

“You’re mean!” InuYasha says, sticking his tongue out at Sesshomaru and giving him raspberries.

“Whatever.” Sesshomaru says.

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At Dinner...

“Is that a shiskabob?” InuYasha asked, holding up a stick-like object, a demon chicken leg.

“No, honey, its not.” His mother said with a smile.

“Good.” InuYasha said.

“You’re an idiot, InuYasha.” Sesshomaru said. ‘What a retard.’

Their parents gave Sesshomaru a glare.

“This is good!” His father said, chewing on the dinner.

“I want to chew on it too!” InuYasha said, standing up and jumping up and down.

“Father, my guide book is missing.” Sesshomaru said blankly.

“Which one?” His father said.

“The ‘Official Guide To Staying Guilt Free When Killing’ one.”

“You mean the one written by Tumiko Rakahashi?” His father replied.

“Yes.”

“I have it!” InuYasha said. “I chewed it up. It tasted gritty though…”

“…”

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Bedtime...

“That was sporkingly delicious, mommy!” InuYasha said, lyingin his bed. His mother gives him a goodnight kiss.

“Thankyou.” His mother said as she leaves the room.

InuYasha sat up in his bed. “Let’s play ‘Kill the Humans!’ Sesshomaru!” He said hyperly.

“No, it’s too late at night. The others would eat you.” Sesshomarusaid, flipping over. “Although I wouldn’t mind…”

“Then we can stay away from the others!” InuYasha said.

“No, shut up and go to sleep.” Sesshomaru said, closing his eyes.

“Okay…Sesshomaru?” InuYasha said.

“………”