Ah, well. I'd thought Scotty lost a bet.
Funny, though. That would be so disturbing. D:
Although, may I make a grammar-nazi suggestion?
There should be a comma before 'yo'.
-is shot-
Great story. Poor Brotherhood. XD

Frankly, that'd be enough to scare me outta the nearest window.
Is 'you' 'posed to be Todd, bychance? Cause it seems like it~
Sorry, finished nerding now.
Anyway, this was funny and neat. Good job!

AHAA. This was bloody AMAZING. Because the first one was so sad and stuff I was thinkin' this would be angst, and then the last line hit. I laughed. I could just totally see that happened. ♥
Although I do have a small piece of criticism. You switched tenses once, from past to present, "...he says as Hank is left coughing up sulfur".
Other than that, excellent work! Loved the bit of German you incorporated. -language geek-
WHY DOES THIS STORY HAVE ONLY ONE REVIEW? -demands to know who would be so uncool as to not review this bit of awesomeness-
-is shot-

Aw, the last one of Rogue and Rem's was really cute. And Scott's was really funny! ;-)