This is hilarious. I love the Proper Nouns and the way that at the same time as everything is humorously screwed up, it still manages to seem real. The little things, like mentions that Sephiroth doesn't understand how to be comforting or that Vincent's room smells like dirty socks, are wonderfully grounding.

This is highly entertaining. I can't help but wonder why you only have twenty posts, you deserve alot more. The way you wrote the charecters is brilliant. And I loved how you gave big parts to some of the smaller charecters, like Barret and Reeve and Caith Sith. Loved the SephCloud too, of course. Well done so far!

This story is

...so I read this chapter a few days ago, but was not able to review until now. Not because I am a busy person, or because I was too lazy at the time...But because I knew that, if I were to review directly after reading, all I would have been able to say is this:
"...Butt cherry..."
...And that is hardly constructive reviewage there. So I waited a few days, and now I feel able to review properly!
First and foremost: I still adored eveything about your Sephiroth. I mean really, you guys really nailed him. The way he is written is fantastical.
Secondly: I loved this- "The mysterious watcher (no capitals this time, he wasn’t that Mysterious)"
Had to laugh snort on that one. It's those witty little one liners that always get me, and you guys are never stingy with them, either, which I love.
Thirdly: OHMYGODCIDISSTEVEIRWIN!
...Almost crapped my pants when I started reading that part. I would give any not totally vital organ in my body to have Steve Irwin back alive again. Heck, maybe even a totally vital one. At least the world would get to see him, even if I didn't live long enough to.


Letsee...whatelse whatelse...The boys refering to their mother as **able got me! hahaha. and...hmm...I'm going on memory here...
Vincent being the perfect woman but "penisier" was pretty great, too :D
ah...I love yu guys. You're too funny for your own good.

-also, on a side note. My friend and I are about to attempt to co-write a story...Seeing as how you to seem to do it flawlessly...perhaps you could tell me your secret. How do the two of you put together something so funny and seamless without kill yourselves or each other?...We really need to know.

Oh dear Lord (*cough* Sephiroth) Above, this is absolutely wonderful. The humor is wonderful. I love how you even mock (with tender loving satire) the reader. This story makes me laugh. I'm happy when you update and I'm willing to wait for more!

Ah, wonderful! I enjoy your story very much. Keep up the good work!

First off...
"It was amazing that Vincent could seem so invisible whilst dressed like an absolute **head"
Killed. Me.
I adore Vincent, don't get me wrong, but I absolutely love the way you guys trash him every chance you get. it's so friggen hysterical.
YES! Seph and Cloud met each other!! Aw, Cloud's so cute with his "i listen for hours to hear you say one line"ness.
And you know...I have never been a Tifa fan, but I love her in this story. Probably because she keeps calling Aerith a **, which is too great. But she just seems to be an all around good person in this story, and I enjoy her character. Plus, with out her, Cloud would never do anything.
And Seph soaking up the genuine compliments...ah, what a ham.

--Got so confused. Thought I saw that this was updated, only to realize that i was looking at an OLD alert...then I saw that i had accidentally deleted the new one, and that it WAS updated...so I probably confused Eden with my LJ comments. Whoops. "My Bad."

Oh- Last thing. Love how utterly helpless Aerith's situation is becoming. From her love life to her music, Seph is thrashing her in every way. God forbid he do a cover one of her songs. I don't think she could take that, because you know his would be better.

This is certainly one of the more enjoyable crack fics I've read in some time.
And my inner fangirl enjoyed Hojo's appearance far to much, it really entertained me.
Seeing more of this would entertain me greatly ^^
~Leaf~

Loving the Sephy / Cloud interaction. Great new chapter and looking forward to the next. You've managed to perfectly capture the mindset of the fanboy or girl, which is a terrifying truth. x

It's fantastic! I almost died laughing over the Cucumber. Really f*cking brilliant fic. Keep it up!

All I can say is MOAR PLEASE? 8D The sheer genious of this demands it. I started quoting back my fav parts, but there are just way too many. =)

Oh, this is just so much fun. Too many great parts to quote. :D

Great stuff. Loving Cait Sith. I hope Cloud and Sephy meet sometime soon.

I love this. Great job! Kind of reminds me of "The Vampire Lestat", and you know that can't be a bad thing!

The carpet/drapes part? Just O.M.G. Reading it with wide eyes and my hands clamped over my mouth...