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Taxi!

2008-08-12T18:01:44-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Producers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-12-08, Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Leo's running really late for work! Instead of walking, he flags down a taxi, but the driver goes right past his office. Possibly Max/Leo.

You Can Make More Money With a Flop

2008-07-09T13:52:03-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Producers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 18,812, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-9-08, Published: 4-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Get an inside look at Max and Leo's diaries with entries written before, during, and after producing Springtime for Hitler. Disclaimer: I do not own The Producers.

If You Want To Post A Piece of Work Here

2008-03-15T19:28:43-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Producers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-15-08, Published: 3-15-08
Status: Complete

If you are considering posting a piece of work here, please read this important message from Mr. Bialystock and Mr. Bloom first.

Mon Ami

2007-12-31T10:44:13-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Pairing: Erik & Raoul
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,907, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-31-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Erik and Raoul once vowed to be friends and protect each other in the darkness of Erik's parent's basement, but how did they go from this to being sworn enemies? Was it just their love for Christine or something else too? From both characters' POV.

Bialystock, Bloom, and Phantom

2007-12-25T17:45:37-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,701, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-25-07, Published: 11-12-07
Status: In-Progress

ProducersPhantom crossover. Leo finds a time portal in Max's office and after diving in it they find themselves in 19th century Paris with Raoul, Christine, Erik, and all the other characters. Max and Raoul have a swordfight and French food fights!

Someone Like You

2007-12-15T21:53:00-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Producers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-15-07, Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

A little song parody I wrote about a somewhat forgotten relationship in The Producers.

Why Am I Here?

2007-11-29T13:15:39-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Pairing: Marius
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-29-07, Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote for school that was inspired by Les Miz. Marius's thoughts before singing Empty Chairs at Empty Tables. This is my first shot at poetry in a few years, too, so it might not be that good.

Abnormal Attachments

2007-11-26T14:20:26-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Producers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-26-07, Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

Max takes Leo's blue blanket away from him while he takes a nap and replaces it with another one that looks like it. How long will it take him to realize it? Not long, that's for sure.

The Murder of Philippe de Chagny

2007-10-08T14:21:11-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-8-07, Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

Philippe drowned, right? Well, what if he didn't? What if it wasn't an accient but a murder? The true story of his death including trickery and a surprising relationship between him and Erik. Uses lyrics from the song How Can Heaven Love Me?

Even More Phantom Song Parodies

2007-06-21T17:57:35-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: Christine & Raoul
Chapters: 25, Words: 8,709, Reviews: 55 Updated: 6-21-07, Published: 8-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Yet even more song parodies. My main focus will be parodies of showtunes and Gilbert and Sullivan songs, though I may do other genres. Now up, Christine, a parody of Sandy from Grease.

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gaston Leroux

2007-05-26T20:34:57-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-26-07, Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Based on the Ethyl Merman and Elton John skit from Forbidden Broadway 2001: A Spoof Oddessy. ALW and Leroux have a fight. Please R&R!

Jingle Bells, Clouseau Smells

2006-11-14T18:27:08-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-14-06, Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

[PINK PANTHER] Clouseau decides he'll sing a jingle bells parody. Please Read and Review!

Damburgahs

2006-11-10T18:26:32-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-06, Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

[PINK PANTHER] Clouseau sings a parody of Popular from the musical Wicked, trying to get Chief Inspector Dreyfus to love dambur, um, hamburgers. Please Read and Review!

Raoul de Chagny and the Sorcerer's Pebble

2006-10-03T14:17:21-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Fantasy
Pairing: Raoul & Christine
Chapters: 20, Words: 14,034, Reviews: 43 Updated: 10-3-06, Published: 3-19-06
Status: In-Progress

Based on the POTO movie and Harry Potter books. What would happen if the phantom characters were in Harry Potter? Raoul is Harry, Christine is a valley girl Hermoinie, and Erik is Voldemort, or Volderik!

Inspector Clouseau meets The Phantom

2006-08-11T13:26:12-08:00

Author: PhantomBialystock
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Raoul & Erik
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,928, Reviews: 69 Updated: 8-11-06, Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

What would happen if Inspector Jacques Clouseau from The Pink Panther was the one to help Raoul instead of the Persian? In this, Raoul and him will track down Erik, with plenty of slapstick and hamburgers along the way.