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New Blood

2006-05-03T05:27:18-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Tobi & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,991, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-3-06, Published: 5-3-06
Status: Complete

After losing Sasori, and a whole lot of what Deidara was ever good for, the Akatsuki are recruiting. That doesn't mean Tobi won't be tested.

Reckoning

2006-03-31T12:48:32-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Sakumo H. & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,011, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-31-06, Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

Sakumo understands that there are many reasons to fight. set just before That Big Choice Sakumo Made

Practice makes Perfect

2006-01-03T09:40:49-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Obito U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,132, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-3-06, Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.

Digging Under Roots

2005-12-27T06:52:31-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rin & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,279, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-27-05, Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

Two months ago, Kakashi joined the ANBU, and Rin's had too much time to think. [for sna, for Christmas]

Absences

2005-12-09T14:34:38-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,403, Reviews: 23 Updated: 12-9-05, Published: 12-9-05
Status: Complete

Naruto dreamed of his team mates everynight. Eventually, it was time to go home. team 7 love

Royal Flush

2005-12-05T17:15:57-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Tsunade & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 19 Updated: 12-5-05, Published: 12-5-05
Status: Complete

Luck had always been Tsunade's master.

Catalyst

2005-11-22T08:24:18-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 26 Updated: 11-22-05, Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

Between the great clans, there is a history that always repeats itself. sometimes it just needs a little nudge.

The Short Sword

2005-11-22T07:48:10-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Zabuza M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,381, Reviews: 16 Updated: 11-22-05, Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

Zabuza is a reflection, too dangerous to allow to live. Kakashi tells him so.

Butterfly in Reverse

2005-11-14T14:12:13-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 18, Words: 132,172, Reviews: 493 Updated: 11-14-05, Published: 4-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

Timing

2005-11-12T09:14:33-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,853, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

Sakura is learning that promises are never broken. They're just sometimes a matter of timing.

Focus

2005-10-17T14:58:57-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,483, Reviews: 19 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

Between two brothers, two cousins and a handful of years, Itachi was born blind.

Welcome To:

2005-10-17T14:39:56-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,660, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

Jiraiya doesn't understand some things. Others he understand all too well.

Splinter

2005-09-28T16:36:21-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 41 Updated: 9-28-05, Published: 9-28-05
Status: Complete

Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.

Boy's Club

2005-09-27T08:32:09-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-27-05, Published: 9-27-05
Status: Complete

Rush job for Kakashi's birthday a couple of weeks ago. 'Friends are sent to try us.'

Kado

2005-09-27T08:30:13-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,016, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-27-05, Published: 9-27-05
Status: Complete

Suzume teaches the art of flowers, thinking always of the art of death. Tenten's slowly learning to tell the difference.

Butter Side Up

2005-08-29T17:05:01-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 47 Updated: 8-29-05, Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!

Scratch and Sniff

2005-08-04T17:10:18-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,418, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-4-05, Published: 8-4-05
Status: Complete

Introspective oneshot for a very broken team. Some spoilers for the Gaiden, and some KakashiRin.

Rice

2005-05-23T11:59:25-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,578, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-23-05, Published: 5-23-05
Status: Complete

[Sometimes Sakumo has good days.] Four eyes on one scene. Oneshot, sort of connected to 'shell shock,' but not.

Shell Shock

2005-05-16T16:14:51-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,408, Reviews: 20 Updated: 5-16-05, Published: 5-16-05
Status: Complete

[Hatake Sakumo had killed himself while Kakashi was still very young. Though it had started before that, really.] angsty oneshot

Cheating Skills

2005-05-15T15:12:32-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,584, Reviews: 75 Updated: 5-15-05, Published: 5-15-05
Status: Complete

In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...

PositiveTension

2005-05-06T14:28:28-08:00

Author: bite the hand that feeds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jiraiya & Tsunade
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,924, Reviews: 40 Updated: 5-6-05, Published: 5-6-05
Status: Complete

Under the nose of their perverted sensei, as war looms again, six genius shinobi waste some time in the summer heat...