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Childhood Icons

2008-08-21T22:55:36-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-21-08, Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

Matt bears an uncanny resemblance to the Hamburglar. Crackfic full of McDonalds, random association, and pointless dialogue.

Territory

2008-08-20T23:13:55-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 891, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Mello doesn't like it when girls get too close to Matt. One-Shot. Drabbley.

Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

2008-08-20T18:27:04-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Light Y. & Misa A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Misa introduces Light to her knew friend. Drabble. A Parody.

Breath Note

2008-08-18T16:12:59-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if 4Kids got their hands on Death Note? "Whoever's name is written in this note will sneeze... that sounds like a great practical joke!" Bad edits, corny lines, terrible renamings and more! A parody.

His Final Breath

2008-08-15T12:50:09-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,457, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-15-08, Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

Ichigo reflects on a particularly intense moment of his life as he is reminiscing. no spoilers.

MMoF: Loyal

2008-07-12T18:39:58-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-12-08, Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. A drabble. Candy Wife x Peppermint Larry. Even though she can't speak, she knows he still understands.

Movie

2008-03-29T15:17:14-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-29-08, Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

AAML, AARM, Ash x Misty, Pokeshipping... er, whatever you'd like to call it. A basic one-shot. Ash and co. watch a movie. If I say anything else, the entire.. everything will be given away. xD It's cute.

Mary Sewage

2008-03-20T15:51:27-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,661, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-20-08, Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Ash and co. stumble upon a typical Mary Sue. Brock falls in love, Ash battles and falls in love, and Misty despises at first sight. Slight AAML. Parody.

Silence

2008-03-17T12:22:15-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-17-08, Published: 3-17-08
Status: Complete

When the office becomes too noisy, someone suggests a silence contest.

Misunderstanding

2008-01-03T18:50:32-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Luffy
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-3-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Well, can you blame him? Acronyms are confusing! Since when does GF mean girlfriend? humor

Relative To That Of A Plotless Fanfic

2007-12-22T20:01:47-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,641, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 12-22-07
Status: In-Progress

It's a cliché. Pairings differ. Chapter two in progress.

No Offense Intended

2007-10-04T18:47:23-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-4-07, Published: 10-4-07
Status: In-Progress

[Sequel to This Is Not Meant To Be Offensive!] Helen, Harriet's sister, attempts a selfinsert. [Parody]

The CrackFic to end all CrackFics

2007-09-16T15:37:42-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

A parody that features Yo Momma, Sasuke and Naruto's child. [YaoiParody]

Another Freakin' Crossover

2007-08-27T12:37:30-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,135, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 8-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Rated for mild language. The Elric Brothers, along with a few others, are invited to the Yobmoorshum Mansion. Pure randomness. Read if you're in for a good laugh. [On Temporary Hiatus]

ROFLMAO UNO

2007-08-27T12:33:53-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,065, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 8-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokemon, Naruto, Barney, and Dora the Explorer. COMPLETE Randomness, along with somewhat of a developed plot and three OCs. If you're looking for a good laugh, read it! [For Apple Seal] Discontinued as of now.

This Is Not Meant To Be Offensive!

2007-08-15T12:24:59-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-15-07, Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

[Everything in here is onehundred percent sarcasm] Hariret then had the most original idea in the world: She would INSERT herself into the Fullmetal Alchemist world! It was so unique and creative, everyone would love her for it! [parody]

Robot Apron Man!

2007-08-09T21:05:27-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 839, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-9-07, Published: 8-9-07
Status: In-Progress

[NOT written by me.] Al becomes a superhero.

Attic Lawyers! Le Confession! Random Title!

2007-08-05T18:08:40-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-5-07, Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

I didn't write this though it's extremely hilarious. NaruHina. Hinata magically gains confidence and eliminates all her competition. Rates for violence and random emo death.

Sues Suck

2007-07-10T18:58:54-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,101, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-10-07, Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

The tale of MariaSusan Clennenford, the most perfect girl in the world! Rated for very mild language. [oneshot] [Mary Sue parody]

All For You

2007-06-04T12:20:47-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sam M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-4-07, Published: 6-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Commonly used plot. Sam goes through an extreme makeover via her cousins to impress someone, no matter how intense the pain is. xD Might be a bit OOC. Please read and reveiw.

Not Another Highschool Story!

2007-05-17T18:29:42-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,765, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-17-07, Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

Plot? There IS no plot! Let's see... it's one of those FMACharactersComeToMySchool Fanfics, but I'm trying to make this one a bit more interesting! I swear there are no real pairings intended. I've been told it's funny. COMPLETE! Now with added AN.

Kana Con

2007-04-23T18:04:38-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,325, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-23-07, Published: 4-23-07
Status: In-Progress

[I came up with this during a convention]. Edward is invited to Kanashi Con, an anime convention in St. Louis. Things turn around a bit when he gets sick and Roy offers to take his place. NOT yaoi. Rated for slight language.

Tea Party

2007-01-26T16:56:36-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 664, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-26-07, Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

Roy's cousin invites Edward over for a tea party. [oneshot]

FMA Meets AOL Again

2007-01-17T13:03:37-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-17-07, Published: 1-17-07
Status: Complete

Wow, how original. Heheh...another chatroom FanFic. The cast of FullMetal Alchemist talks on AIM...with some unexpected visitors coughDokoandfriendscough. Look out for sequel, coming soon! And please read begining summary. Thanks deviantART!

Avenue Q From Hell

2006-12-11T13:51:43-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,652, Reviews: 19 Updated: 12-11-06, Published: 10-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Not an average high school fic. Well, maybe a LITTLE, but not really. The Naruto cast perform Avenue Q as a required school play. But what happens when the lead is... Rock Lee? Rated for mild language. Chapter 5 up.

Right in front of your nose

2006-10-18T19:42:48-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-18-06, Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

I didn't write this, a friend did. Naruto sees Hinata with Kiba and gets jealous.[One Shot].[NaruHina].[KibaHina]

O RLY?

2006-09-08T12:53:44-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Gaia Online
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,238, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-8-06, Published: 9-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Well, yeah, one of those stories where you and your friends go into Gaia. But this one is SPECIAL! It's hilarious [well, kinda] and a cool story if you like.... stories. Rated for MILD language. MILD, PEOPLE!

Run! A Mary Sue!

2006-08-21T21:05:49-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

A MarySue checks into the Tipton. [ShortFic][OneShot][Don't take it seriously] Written by me and KoKo.

Never Wanna Be like you

2006-07-11T19:41:41-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,483, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-11-06, Published: 6-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Lizzy and Mickey's cousin comes to visit them from Japan. She's quiet, dark, and a bit shy. And... her cousins are playing matchmaker? [It's better than it sounds...]

Twins and Your Mom

2006-06-17T14:15:56-08:00

Author: nao. xx
Category: Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-17-06, Published: 6-17-06
Status: In-Progress

[My sister wrote this, not me!] Mickey and Lizzy are new at the Tipton, and have no clue what is going on! [full summary inside bacause I suck at these]