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The Took Way

2007-10-07T22:09:43-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Peregrin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-7-07, Published: 10-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Just a small, humorous drabble I wrote for school honoring Peregrin Took. Add more? Let me know.

Akito's Baby Blues

2007-10-07T20:52:24-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shigure S.
Chapters: 16, Words: 15,164, Reviews: 177 Updated: 10-7-07, Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Uncle Shigure with a new name! Shigure's out leaving Akito to care for the kids! What will happen?

Comedy Combat

2007-08-30T02:45:44-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,779, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-30-07, Published: 8-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Fifer on the move again! A crazy, mostly Lord of the Rings centered catastrophy of chaos and comedy. Basically, Naruto and Lord of the Rings along with some other people crammed in a mansion together. Somewhat better summary inside. Rated for language.

PIB: Popstars in Black

2007-04-15T20:52:11-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,266, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-15-07, Published: 4-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Fifer, writing again! Should we be afraid, or TERRIFIED? Just a ditty I've been writing in one of my many notebooks. Imagine the Gravitation cast acting like Men in Black. Now you know. No aliens or popstars were harmed in the typing of this story. .

And the Lord Said Suckers!

2006-10-30T19:42:08-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-30-06, Published: 10-30-06
Status: In-Progress

The Lord of the Rings cast gets sucked into the Naruto world? Somewhat better summary inside. I'm too evil...

Leave The Singing To Me!

2006-09-01T08:32:33-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,131, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 8-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Just some funny songs I was thinking of for some of the FMA characters. Enjoy. Includes Dante's Theme, the Gluttony Song Song, and more!

The Cornocopia of files of the Marauders

2006-07-03T19:21:08-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,146, Reviews: 27 Updated: 7-3-06, Published: 2-1-06
Status: In-Progress

BIG words invade Hogwarts and the Marauders! Prongs and Padfoot decide to bother Moony with some BIG surprises. Will it get out of hand?

Frozen Fire presents: Don't Pet the Kitty

2006-06-26T18:37:24-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Iceman & Pyro
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,717, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-26-06, Published: 6-25-06
Status: In-Progress

Just a wacky thing my friend Liger Zero nightmare and I thought up. Bobby and Johnny express their annoyance to Kitty in rather unusual ways... Kitty lovers are warned.

Unabridged Elves

2006-06-04T14:33:37-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,470, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-4-06, Published: 1-29-06
Status: In-Progress

The BIG word series. Sequals to Dysmenorrhea and Kakapo!

Kakapo!

2006-05-13T21:11:30-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 903, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-13-06, Published: 1-28-06
Status: In-Progress

Since y'all loved Dysmenorrhea, here's a second one!

Dysmenorrhea

2006-01-07T23:08:38-08:00

Author: Master Fifer
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-7-06, Published: 1-7-06
Status: Complete

What happens when you think of big words...