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The Fangirls

2006-10-04T18:30:35-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 8, Words: 494, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-4-06, Published: 9-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Being a very famous wizard, Harry Potter has attracted thousands of rabid fans across the world. This is a series of 55 word anecdotes involving The Boy Who Lived and His Lovely Stalkers. Please read and review. I appreciate it.

Harry Potter and the Fluffy Pink Unicorn

2006-09-23T08:10:00-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,080, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-23-06, Published: 7-16-06
Status: In-Progress

lyk omg harry is in LURRRVE wit a fluffy punk unicorn plz readreview kthxbye In other words, a parody of all Mary Sue cliches rolled into one. Somewhat of a prequel to the War Against Mary Sues.

Pen Pal

2006-09-12T14:33:49-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 552, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-12-06, Published: 6-13-06
Status: In-Progress

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

Annoying the Teen Titans

2006-08-14T11:11:24-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 13, Words: 12,394, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-14-06, Published: 10-11-05
Status: Complete

All Gertrude wants is a chance to ruin every Titan's day, but she messes up each time. Really badly. No pairings, but you can safely blame Gertrude for that, too.

Some Confusion

2006-07-04T17:15:11-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-4-06, Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Musicalverse. Galinda and Elphaba never finished their letters to their families during What Is This Feeling? What would the letters say if they were finished? Complete, though very short.

Frat House

2006-05-28T15:52:53-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-28-06, Published: 5-28-06
Status: Complete

This isn't your average Snow White remake. The dwarves are in college and supply drugs to everyone, while the evil queen is an online stalker. Prepare to be disturbed. Based on my theatre class's skit.

Corrupted Shipping

2006-05-02T16:08:54-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 469, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-2-06, Published: 1-19-06
Status: In-Progress

A Teen Titans drabble collection of bad shippers gone nuts. Each chapter is written in 55 words or less.

Sleeping Beauty in 55 Words

2006-04-30T08:33:55-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-30-06, Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

A short story I wrote for Creative Writing Club.

The War Against Mary Sues

2006-04-30T08:32:30-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 717, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-30-06, Published: 4-30-06
Status: In-Progress

Original characters don't always get relief from therapy. It just makes it worse.

Harry Writes A Songfic

2005-10-16T14:27:22-08:00

Author: The Astrology Nerd
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: Gilderoy L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-16-05, Published: 10-16-05
Status: Complete

When Dudley puts Everybody's Fool on repeat, Harry is suddenly reminded of a certain Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and decides to rewrite the lyrics in honor of him. Note: Dudley is only an Evanescence fan because he thinks Amy Lee is hot.