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The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione

2008-06-21T23:27:39-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 49, Words: 90,660, Reviews: 3078 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 8-29-05
Status: In-Progress

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal

2008-06-21T23:12:32-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,131, Reviews: 146 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 11-17-06
Status: In-Progress

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance

2008-01-17T20:55:25-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 36 Updated: 1-17-08, Published: 1-17-08
Status: In-Progress

“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”

The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co

2007-06-22T22:01:30-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,982, Reviews: 113 Updated: 6-22-07, Published: 11-4-05
Status: In-Progress

“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.

Obituary

2007-01-12T12:21:28-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,758, Reviews: 20 Updated: 1-12-07, Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

As long as we have each other, everything will be okay.' 'How do you know' 'Just believe me.' 'Do you believe yourself' The man paused. 'When I tell you I love you.' Romance with a terrible twist.

My Lord the Pharmacist

2006-08-22T20:33:08-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Peter P. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,913, Reviews: 40 Updated: 8-22-06, Published: 8-22-06
Status: In-Progress

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Avada

2006-02-21T12:57:07-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,826, Reviews: 37 Updated: 2-21-06, Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Some things never die. Love is one of them. Warning: character suicide

Attack of the Facial Flaws

2005-12-28T12:21:57-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 43 Updated: 12-28-05, Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A wave of acne sweeps through Hogwarts! No one can escape! What will they do?

My Love

2005-08-28T08:24:29-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,405, Reviews: 60 Updated: 8-28-05, Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

The teaching staff of Hogwarts had love polygons... And then there was Draco Malfoy.

Lost and HumiliatedAbe's Revenge

2005-08-26T09:19:28-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-26-05, Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot, Complete! Hilarious story about Dumbledore involving him getting chased by a chihuahua, a raging bull, a women's nightdress, and an army of McGonagalls! Please read and review!

Goodbye Forever

2005-08-26T07:41:42-08:00

Author: evilrabidplotbunnies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 38 Updated: 8-26-05, Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Don't read this story. Just don't. This was my very first pathetic attempt at angst. If you are looking at this, go read my other stories. They are a lot better.