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MrJoker?

2008-08-12T18:16:37-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-12-08, Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.

Hope Had Faded

2007-03-25T19:29:28-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-25-07, Published: 3-25-07
Status: Complete

A whatif short ficlet. What would have happened if the orcs had succeeded in bringing Merry and Pippin to the Enemy?

If Ye Give a Kraken a Human

2007-02-17T17:48:53-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 29 Updated: 2-17-07, Published: 2-17-07
Status: Complete

Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!

Therapy Aboard the Dutchman

2007-02-16T21:07:30-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 299, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-16-07, Published: 2-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Davy Jones has decided that all his crew needs is a little... therapy.

Not a Curse, But a Gift

2007-01-28T16:14:00-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-28-07, Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

Boromir's thoughts on the One Ring during the Council of Elrond.

In Memorium

2007-01-15T07:40:30-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Haldir
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-15-07, Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

Haldir died upon the walls of Helm's Deep, but what become of the wife he left behind? Happy Haldir Day, everyone.

Charlie and Mr Eko's Christmas

2006-12-24T12:42:24-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lost
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Charlie & Eko
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Christmas mayhem with Charlie and Mr. Eko. Merry Christmas, everyone! .

Up On Yer 'Unkers Whelp! The Musical

2006-12-22T08:33:06-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 388, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-22-06, Published: 12-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Yup. Written for Bad Luck Bree. Jimmylegs makes his own musical! XD You guessed it another Flying Dutchman humor ficcie. :D

Deaths

2006-12-11T18:52:23-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 56 Updated: 12-11-06, Published: 9-3-06
Status: In-Progress

The death scenes of different characters. Slightly morbid, really.

Jack Sparrow Goes MODERN

2006-12-11T18:13:28-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-11-06, Published: 12-11-06
Status: Complete

Jack Sparrow in the, er, modern world. Written by a friend, posted by me. XD

Aboard the Flying Dutchman

2006-12-07T19:01:53-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,601, Reviews: 29 Updated: 12-7-06, Published: 9-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Just a roleplay me and Bad Luck Bree are doing. XD Features the crew of the Dutchman! And some other charries... XD

Attack of the Random Words

2006-12-04T13:20:03-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 568, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-4-06, Published: 9-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Random jumble of short chapters in which Jack and company have random adventures inspired by random words. Be afraid, be very afraid. XD

A PotC Thanksgiving

2006-11-23T08:13:09-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-23-06, Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :

Kallisti

2006-11-12T09:51:55-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-12-06, Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Never anger the Goddess of Discord, for who knows what events may unfold?

PotC Limericks

2006-11-05T12:43:02-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 218, Reviews: 26 Updated: 11-5-06, Published: 8-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Just a collection of limericks about the characters of CotBP and DMC. May be some spoilers, but who really knows?

MrEko's Halloween

2006-10-30T18:12:58-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lost
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eko & Charlie
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-30-06, Published: 10-30-06
Status: In-Progress

Yup. Wrote it for HalloweenOogie Boogie Day. LOSTNightmare Before ChristmasLOTR. Random nonsense. Enjoy!

Destiny

2006-10-22T19:06:33-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lost
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Charlie & Eko
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-22-06, Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

Yup, a random insidejoke between me and a friend. Includes Mr.Eko, Charlie, and a Goat. DESTINY!

Davy Jones's Hunger

2006-10-01T08:46:53-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 9, Words: 4,080, Reviews: 114 Updated: 10-1-06, Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Davy Jones decides that Will's punishment was not enough. Decided to change it from a oneshot to an ongoing story. DMC spoilers.

Daddy Davy

2006-09-25T14:30:12-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Davy Jones
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-25-06, Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

Someone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.

Random Collaboration Thingy of Whateverness!

2006-09-16T07:50:03-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,450, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-16-06, Published: 9-6-06
Status: In-Progress

Yup. A random collaboration thing with my friend Drew. Pirates and whatever else we think of. XD But mostly Pirates.

In the Locker

2006-09-14T17:21:25-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 695, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-14-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Bootstrap and Clanker have been sent to the Locker by Davy Jones. Will they make it? A very silly story. O.o

I Only Wanted a Drink!

2006-09-03T13:08:44-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-3-06, Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

Poor Clanker just wants a Rum Surprise. Will he get one? XD This was written for threeheadedmonkey.

Nothing

2006-08-31T21:04:47-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 697, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-31-06, Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

A songfic about Davy Jones. Much angst abounds. The song is Nemo by the artist Nightwish.

Of Beckett and Bashings

2006-08-31T18:45:56-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,002, Reviews: 49 Updated: 8-31-06, Published: 8-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Various Beckett bashing goodness. Huzzah!

The Ping Pong Chronicles

2006-08-31T12:53:03-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,027, Reviews: 53 Updated: 8-31-06, Published: 7-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Jack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!

Aesop's Fables PotC Style!

2006-08-30T03:49:07-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 1,933, Reviews: 45 Updated: 8-30-06, Published: 8-12-06
Status: In-Progress

A wacky collection of Aesop's Fables, retold with the characters of PotC. It's me writing them, so expect many crazy things inside, along with much Beckett bashing goodness.

Memories

2006-08-27T19:18:34-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 783, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-27-06, Published: 8-22-06
Status: In-Progress

The memories of a member of Jones's crew.

Ragetti Bakes a Cake

2006-08-26T17:35:55-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 630, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-26-06, Published: 8-26-06
Status: Complete

Ragetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.

Never Another Man Like Cap'n Jack

2006-08-25T16:22:06-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-25-06, Published: 8-25-06
Status: Complete

Ragetti's thoughts on Jack's death. Just a drabble thing.

Abandoned

2006-08-25T16:17:47-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-25-06, Published: 8-25-06
Status: Complete

Inspired by the book Bear Dancer. Spoilers if you haven't read it. The thoughts of a dying character.

Davy Jones

2006-08-22T10:13:10-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 154, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-22-06, Published: 8-22-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of short drabbles about Davy Jones. Will be updated whenever.

Time for Yummy Bones and Bread

2006-08-21T11:16:50-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 306, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Features Clanker as the main charrie. The result of me thinking he said something different than he really did. Haha. .

Secret Obsessions

2006-08-18T06:55:02-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,796, Reviews: 111 Updated: 8-18-06, Published: 7-10-06
Status: In-Progress

The characters of PotC have joined a support group for their Secret Obsessions. Warning: Outrageous obsessions will abound, and stuff will be made fun of. Spoilers may also be in there.

Beckett's Crisis

2006-08-12T08:56:21-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cutler B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-12-06, Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

Oh no! Lord Beckett has lost something. Will he ever regain the one thing he truly loves? : o Oneshot.

Rubber Duckie

2006-08-10T08:23:30-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-10-06, Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

In which Beckett sings a song to his rubber duck. Yeaahhhhh.

The Magnificent Powers of KoolAid

2006-08-09T10:07:10-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-9-06, Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

What happens when Beckett follows some beauty tips he got from Jack? A very silly one shot. Read at your own risk. O.o

KGrease in Da House, Yo!

2006-08-08T08:24:02-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Our beloved KGrease applies for a job in our notsobeloved Beckett's house.

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett!

2006-08-07T07:10:54-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o

Spaghettios and Other Madness

2006-08-03T07:46:34-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-3-06, Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

Rgahetti likes Spaghettios. He likes them a LOT.

Ragetti's Gourmet Meal

2006-07-27T19:38:36-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-27-06, Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Ragetti is bored, so he decides he's going to eat his wooden eyeball. Oneshot. And it has yet more Beckett abuse! go Beckett abuse!

Wooden Eyeball Shanty

2006-07-26T15:15:38-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ragetti
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-26-06, Published: 7-26-06
Status: Complete

Raggeti will now sing us a shanty about his wooden eyeball. Very odd. :D

Ragetti's Ode to Dresses

2006-07-21T08:30:56-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-21-06, Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

I think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!

Anyone Fancy Some Educational Television?

2006-07-19T16:44:46-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cutler B. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-19-06, Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

What happens when Jack chains Beckett to a chair and forces him to watch educational television? Well, stuff happens. XD

Li'l Sheep Man Rap

2005-09-07T04:21:35-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-7-05, Published: 9-7-05
Status: In-Progress

You have to be a Major Fan to understand this... See inside for the scene this is about...

Small, Grey, Annoying

2005-08-06T16:56:28-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-6-05, Published: 8-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Inspired by an online funny picture thing. Yup. Reviews are very much appreciated, as people seem to enjoy starving poor, reviewhungry insane creatures like me.

Crazy as a Coconut

2005-08-01T13:41:38-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-1-05, Published: 8-1-05
Status: In-Progress

This is actually a fic of the movie version, but whatever. Craziness inspired by a comic I found off of the internet.

Playing Yoyo With the Ring of Power

2005-07-17T03:13:01-08:00

Author: Luthy Lovett
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-17-05, Published: 7-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Just an odd little thing I wrote...Reviews appreciated!