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Always Worth It

2008-07-27T18:15:29-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: A Separate Peace
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 831, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-27-08, Published: 5-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Revamped drabble series. They're all oneshots. Different POVs, different prompts, or maybe no prompt, but there's only one pairing: GenexFinny. Safety rating for now.

A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way

2008-07-22T18:41:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-22-08, Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

MWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...SLASH RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD oneshot

Decisions

2008-06-22T19:56:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Bones
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: T.Brennan & S.Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-22-08, Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Fluffy BB poem set in second season. Brennan's POV. Hurt/Comfort because there's no fluff genre. XD Oneshot

This Could Get Interesting

2008-06-19T15:30:56-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,953, Reviews: 39 Updated: 6-19-08, Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.

Six Words

2008-05-29T17:41:57-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Catcher in the Rye
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-29-08, Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

Holden visits the duck pond. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Note genres. OOC-Holden POV. Laughs? Yes. Amazing literary value? Not so much. Oneshot

Rediscovering

2008-05-21T13:20:24-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: A Separate Peace
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,974, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-21-08, Published: 5-13-08
Status: In-Progress

GenexFinny. First person Gene. Takes place the summer after the marble stairs incident; we're assuming Finny survived the surgery. Rating is likely to change with future chapters.

The Random Adventures Of Roxas

2008-04-24T16:31:20-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-24-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Roxas is having a little issue with his shoes. Read the A/N inside. It explains things. I'm probably not going to continue this.

Other Side Of The World

2008-03-08T19:41:59-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Fry, P. & Leela, T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-8-08, Published: 3-8-08
Status: Complete

A sappy little FryxLeela songfic to KT Tunstall's "Other Side Of The World". Oneshot. Why is there no FLUFF genre!

Random Randomness

2007-12-14T17:02:54-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ichigo & Ryou
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,328, Reviews: 84 Updated: 12-14-07, Published: 12-20-05
Status: In-Progress

A whole bunch of random stories. Each chapter is a new story. They all have the same pairing: RyouxIchigo. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 7 is my first songfic! Ch. 12 is up! WOOOO!

Worth Every Second

2007-11-23T18:46:02-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-07, Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

Short little poem. Takes place during third season, before all the ducklings waddled away, lol. HCAM, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot, safety rating.

Possibility

2007-11-23T17:02:56-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-23-07, Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

Random fluff filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH oneshot Safety rating

PONG

2007-08-18T20:23:37-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-18-07, Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

A very short, very stupid poem. Oneshot. Could be rated K, but I'm paranoid and must rate everything K plus or T.

Through the Ages

2007-07-24T19:56:19-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo & Ryou
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-24-07, Published: 4-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Humor fic about Ryou and Ichigo. See inside for full summary. I had lots of fun writing this...XD

A Long Way From Sanity

2007-05-10T18:14:42-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,735, Reviews: 41 Updated: 5-10-07, Published: 8-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.

Impact

2006-11-06T19:11:58-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-6-06, Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Rated T to be safe. oneshot

The More She Tries

2006-11-05T15:01:16-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-5-06, Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

HousexCam poem yay! But it never actually mentions their names...but it's about them! oneshot

Plans A through Z

2006-08-24T11:43:35-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-24-06, Published: 8-24-06
Status: Complete

A tiny little oneshot about Roxas's plans to get rid of Axel. THIS IS AKUROKU! YAY! Ahem. Thank you. Rated T to be safe. Yes, I changed the title because the hyphen wasn't there.

Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title

2006-08-14T11:33:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-14-06, Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

Lugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.

I've No Clue

2006-04-19T17:26:58-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-19-06, Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

A weird little oneshot. Implies HousexCameron. SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE! Rated T to be safe.

Pebbles are the Root of All Evil

2006-03-21T16:41:13-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-21-06, Published: 3-21-06
Status: Complete

Very odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!

Insane

2006-03-21T16:17:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-21-06, Published: 3-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe.

Pong Grand Adventures

2006-03-13T17:56:06-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 773, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-13-06, Published: 12-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Lefty, Righty and Pixels find themselves in the jungle one day and things take off from there...

Blue Skies

2006-02-05T14:33:30-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 425, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-5-06, Published: 1-27-06
Status: In-Progress

See inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... ON HOLD.

I Am Lacking A Better Title

2006-01-22T15:44:30-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,467, Reviews: 20 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.

Pony Ride!

2006-01-08T15:44:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,019, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-8-06, Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... PLEEEEASE R and R! Chappie 5 is up and the story is complete!

Attack of the Bunnies!

2005-12-06T15:06:11-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Howl's Moving Castle
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-6-05, Published: 12-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Bunnies invade the moving castle! Pretty much. HxS, curse lifted. ON HOLD

The Day We Quit

2005-11-04T18:43:07-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 523, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-4-05, Published: 11-4-05
Status: Complete

Read to find out.....it's quite odd.

A Random Cookout

2005-10-11T16:07:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-11-05, Published: 10-11-05
Status: Complete

Artemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.