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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork

2008-10-07T15:44:57-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: 4th Hokage
Chapters: 15, Words: 60,903, Reviews: 552 Updated: 10-7-08, Published: 2-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Minato Namikaze expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Just when he thought he'd never have to deal with paperwork again, it drags him under once more. A humor filled take on the man, the legend, the savior, and the smug bastard

Way of the Weasel

2008-10-07T04:51:02-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-7-08, Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

An Itachi perspective on the night he murdered his clan, and what happened after he was done. Oneshot.

Poetry for beginners: What not to do

2008-03-31T02:59:57-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Naruto U. & 4th Hokage
Chapters: 5, Words: 978, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-31-08, Published: 4-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Poetry that is really weird and not exactly serious.

A history of the Death Munchers

2006-07-04T06:58:48-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,555, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-4-06, Published: 9-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort has a meeting to name his minions. Alas, things go awry. Includes Bella with hand puppets!

One might assume

2006-06-30T23:42:24-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 647, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-30-06, Published: 6-30-06
Status: In-Progress

One might assume is a generally used phrase for saying something. Well, in a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it. Will wonders ever cease?

He's not your typical Gary Stu

2006-06-16T04:33:23-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,926, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-16-06, Published: 6-16-06
Status: In-Progress

He has it all. Wits, bravery, loyalty. The love of all his peers and professors. Sounds typical, does it not? Well, let's just kill him off and see what happens then.

Surpassing the title Hokage

2006-04-26T01:21:46-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: 4th Hokage & Sarutobi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-26-06, Published: 4-26-06
Status: Complete

An old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!

Frosted Cocoa

2006-01-02T21:35:35-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,598, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-2-06, Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.