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NA TWO There's a penguin in my pocket

2006-08-03T18:49:50-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 5,722, Reviews: 51 Updated: 8-3-06, Published: 9-8-05
Status: In-Progress

First there was NA, and, now, there is, NA TWO. More penguiny action, And chocolateless chocolate stripping! Could there be... a plot? I doubt it, but come in and see. Ch. 9: Gibbs Ch. 10: Tony's Double Entendres

A BABE SOLD DR ZEN

2006-04-05T16:08:33-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 25 Updated: 4-5-06, Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

The title is an amagram of A Dozen Drabbles! Read and enjoy.

Bad Language

2006-03-13T15:58:37-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ziva D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-13-06, Published: 3-13-06
Status: Complete

Ziva vents about her fear for four deer! About the English langauge, really. No swear words used! I swear!

Remeberance

2006-03-08T16:16:46-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: L.J. Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-8-06, Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

Hoping that reality had just been a nightmare and his memory was still reality... Note: Not about Twilight.

Sweethearts

2006-01-27T16:11:15-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Abby S. & Tim M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 758, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-27-06, Published: 1-27-06
Status: Complete

A McAbby fic. Chapter Two is a challenge for anyone who wants to do it. Thank you.

Not a Dozen Drabbles

2006-01-17T18:53:11-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

Just one! It's called priceless, and has no shippings. Just read it.

Comforting

2005-11-25T15:01:24-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-25-05, Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

NOT ABOUT TWILIGHT. No, Ziva wasn’t really so alone after all, and it was kind of comforting to know that. BUT IT DOES TAKE PLACE AFTERWARDS.

DeCaff

2005-11-22T12:33:09-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 16,781, Reviews: 68 Updated: 11-22-05, Published: 6-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Gibbs' doctor orders him to go without coffee for 2 weeks. Rating for later chapters. Chapter 15: Has Gibbs been kidnapped by someone, or did he go willinglly with promises of a French Press coffee? Why don't cops beleive McGee? and Firefighters try arson

Poppy

2005-11-08T07:18:04-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-8-05, Published: 11-8-05
Status: In-Progress

She called him Poppy. Not because she didn’t like the word ‘dad’ or ‘pop’ or ‘pa’ or any other word for father, but because it seemed to fit him more. He was considered ‘old’.

Another Another Dozen Drabbles

2005-10-31T16:17:17-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,425, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-27-05
Status: In-Progress

It's a trick! It's a treat! No it's All natural Anti twilight drabbles with a festive Halloween theme! Come and get them!

TONY

2005-10-06T18:14:14-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,064, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-6-05, Published: 10-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Tony writes a story to get in touch with his inner child. A pseudo parady to ELOISE. It's an O.K. story. But, BEWARE minimal punctuation because of the ELOISE books. Why is there no 'Oddness' under Genre?

Another Dozen Drabbles

2005-10-02T12:34:23-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,360, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-2-05, Published: 9-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Sale! Sale! Sale! Sale! AntiTwilgiht! Pretty Cool! Ship and Shipless! And all under 100 words! Come and get 'em. Sale! Sale! Sale! Sale!

Valley of Malls

2005-09-01T13:59:09-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,067, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-1-05, Published: 9-1-05
Status: In-Progress

A songfic about the day after Thanksgiving. Will any of the male NCIS agent survive shopping the day after Thanksgiving? Will they enjoy it? One bad word.

If You Give a Lab Tech a Cookie

2005-08-31T11:36:04-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-31-05, Published: 8-31-05
Status: In-Progress

La la la, another parody, this one's just about Abby. It's a very light 'T' rating. Really, anyone over 12 could read it, but you probally shouldn't, because like all pardoys, it's kinda scary.

Sexual Tension

2005-08-14T13:05:20-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,275, Reviews: 28 Updated: 8-14-05, Published: 5-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Fun with NCIS

2005-08-07T16:21:21-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 28 Updated: 8-7-05, Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Warning! I am not responsible for any injury, sickness, death or gas that may result from reading this. A slight parody. To what you may ask? Dick and Jane. I'm sorry. Blame my shirt. No, really. Also, this fic sucks.

A Dozen Drabbles

2005-07-23T12:06:34-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 43 Updated: 7-23-05, Published: 7-13-05
Status: In-Progress

12 Drabbles all Anti twilight, ready for the picking. Diffrent shippings, but still taste very chocolatley. Or do they?

NA

2005-07-09T14:08:24-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: Navy NCIS
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 45, Words: 23,272, Reviews: 243 Updated: 7-9-05, Published: 3-18-05
Status: In-Progress

McGee wakes up at Abby's house after a night of drinking. His pants are missing and Gibbs is angry. Stirpping in chocolate vat's and penguins insue. Chapter 44 Added two chapters in one, so, it's really chapter 45 and 46. 45 or 47 last line. DONE!

Something or Another

2005-02-08T19:22:29-08:00

Author: Theoretical
Category: StarTrek: Voyager
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Chakotay & Janeway, K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,054, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-8-05, Published: 2-8-05
Status: In-Progress

A pseudo JC story. My first fan fic.