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Forgetfulness

2007-07-02T13:04:49-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,734, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-2-07, Published: 7-31-05
Status: Complete

Ever do something and forget you did it? All the time. Horatio does some rather embarassing things when drunk. Slash, Horchie.

Unrequited

2005-07-24T17:50:32-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-24-05, Published: 7-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Just what it sounds like. Groves loves Gillette loves Norrington loves Elizabeth loves Will loves Groves. Actually I lied about the last one, and the first is only implied, but the rest is true.

Is There Any Tea on This Spaceship?

2005-07-23T11:31:41-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 546, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-23-05, Published: 7-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Funny fluffy FordArthur slash. Potentially disturbing. You may never look at a cup of tea the same way again. You have been warned.

Magnetism

2005-07-23T11:29:01-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-23-05, Published: 7-23-05
Status: In-Progress

FordArthur drabble set during Mostly Hormless. Kind of spoilery, but honestly, how many spoilers can you fit into 100 words?

No Peace For the Wicked

2005-07-21T11:20:04-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 454, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-21-05, Published: 6-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Sparrington drabble. Jack won't leave Norrington in peace. Not uber angsty.

On the Cliff Top

2005-07-16T17:54:59-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-16-05, Published: 7-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Right before they jump off the cliff in Retribution, Archie is a bit distracted by Horatio's accidental provocativeness. Rated for semiexplicit thoughts about sex.

Love, the Universe, and Tomato Sauce

2005-07-08T18:08:15-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-8-05, Published: 7-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Arthur didn't care what Walt Disney said, spaghetti was not a romantic food. Slash FordArthur

Harry Potter Saves the Day Again

2005-06-29T20:49:17-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gilderoy L. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,937, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-29-05, Published: 6-24-05
Status: In-Progress

What the title says. Silly slash, HarryRonDraco, SeamusDean, SnapeLucius, Voldemort? Read and find out who Voldy is with. Now finished!

How Will Turner Killed His Wife

2005-06-28T12:54:11-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,771, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-28-05, Published: 6-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Navy peeps from the Hornblower series go visit Bush's uncle, Will Turner. Crossover duh. Sparrington, Horchie, Stylesews. Read it or Will will kill you too!

Opposites

2005-04-09T00:37:11-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-9-05, Published: 4-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Fluffy Harry Draco drabble. Is there anyone else out there who thinks Parseltongue is really sexy?

Duel Drabbles

2005-04-09T00:34:31-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-9-05, Published: 4-9-05
Status: In-Progress

A couple drabbles based on The Even Chance (The Duel). Not necessarily slashy, but open to interpretation. Shakespeare quoting.

Towel Troubles

2005-03-27T00:11:40-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-27-05, Published: 3-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Isn’t alliteration a wonderful thing? I like it. Anyway, this is Ford Arthur slash. With a towel. Kinky. Kinda, not really.

Wellard's Silver Hammer

2005-02-02T11:29:19-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-2-05, Published: 2-2-05
Status: In-Progress

What happens when I watch Retribution and listen to Abbey Road in quick succession. Wellard gets his revenge!

Silly Seamus, Poufy Snow

2005-02-02T11:15:52-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-2-05, Published: 2-2-05
Status: In-Progress

It’s snowing at Hogwarts, and Seamus is being silly, as usual. Professor McGonagall is not amused. SeamusDean slash.

My Feet Are Cold

2005-01-23T23:14:07-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,534, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-23-05, Published: 1-23-05
Status: In-Progress

After walking home in the snow, Horatio is cold. Archie helps him warm up. Mild slash, HHAK.

Nail Polish and Quiddich

2005-01-16T22:02:19-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-16-05, Published: 1-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Just what the title says. SLASH! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Fluff and cuteness. Enjoy!

Unfathomable

2005-01-08T22:15:36-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-8-05, Published: 1-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Ford tries to explain something, and Arthur is more than usually quick on the uptake. FordArthur slash, set during ‘Life, the Universe, and Everything’.

A Hypothetical Situation

2005-01-08T22:07:43-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-8-05, Published: 1-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Archie and Horatio indulge in some happy fluff after they return to prison. Mild slash, HHAK, and much cuteness.

Christmas at Hogwarts

2005-01-07T22:20:37-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-7-05, Published: 1-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Just what the title says. Extreme fluff. Slash. HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean!

Christmas Crisis

2004-12-27T21:27:07-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-27-04, Published: 12-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Slash! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Minor Christmas crisis, much fluffy cuteness!

A Morning Sketch

2004-12-27T21:13:36-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-27-04, Published: 12-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Just a little DeanSeamus cuteness. Mild slash. It isn't often that Dean is awake before Seamus...

A Night at the Pub

2004-12-26T00:22:50-08:00

Author: Les Lapins Mauvais
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 19 Updated: 12-26-04, Published: 12-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Ford and Arthur wake up together and have to figure out what happened. Mild, funny slash, FordArthur.