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Loneliness of the Short Distance Runner

2007-02-15T04:07:12-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 11, Words: 57,121, Reviews: 177 Updated: 2-15-07, Published: 11-13-04
Status: Complete

Chapter Eleven the end. Two burnt chickens, a plethora of irresponsible adults, and the one obligatory your mum joke. Feedback and reviews eternally appreciated.

Strange Fruit

2007-02-13T20:02:40-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,348, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-13-07, Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

Maycomb, Alabama, had never seen the likes of a man like Remus Lupin before. Slash To Kill A MockingbirdHarry Potter crossover.

The Repo Man

2006-11-13T02:35:55-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Luna L. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,273, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-13-06, Published: 11-13-06
Status: Complete

PoA era: Remus Lupin's exit from Hogwarts is momentarily held up as he gets dragged into moonlighting as a repo man for Luna Lovegood.

The Baby Food Debacle of Number Twelve

2006-05-28T00:14:02-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,758, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-28-06, Published: 5-28-06
Status: Complete

Remus Lupin goes on a cooking strike, and Nymphadora Tonks resorts to desperate measures to avoid any effort.

Bureaucrats of the World, Unite

2006-04-11T16:44:32-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Remus L. & Dolores U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-11-06, Published: 4-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Oakden Hobday sets '1984' as the required reading for his sixth year Muggle Studies class. Dolores Umbridge has a unique reading of her own.

Tea and Apathy

2006-04-08T05:48:20-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,112, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-8-06, Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

On the last nice day of the year, the inhabitants of Number 12 Grimmauld Terrace head outside for a tea party. RT

The Shadowboxers

2006-04-01T20:16:46-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,415, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Remus Lupin always performed the nocturnal rituals of Number Twelve: locking the doors, shutting the windows, and ensuring his housemates could fall asleep at night. RLNT RLSB RLNTSB

The Casualties

2006-03-08T02:36:00-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,565, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-8-06, Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

After a violent night of drinking, Harry and Hermione find the gulf between them has irrevocably widened. Rated for violence, language and attempted noncon.

The Life and Death of Small Creatures

2006-03-02T03:37:55-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: N. Tonks & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,973, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-2-06, Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

Nymphadora Tonks placed her aunt ever so gently into the earth. She was always a clumsy girl.

An Immodest Proposal

2005-11-17T01:37:44-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 35 Updated: 11-17-05, Published: 11-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Remus and Tonks try to enjoy a nice quiet dinner. They are interrupted by irritating slashers.

Not a Stupid Girl

2005-11-10T20:40:45-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-10-05, Published: 11-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Maybe you should be ashamed for some things, even if only because shame would stop you hurting someone else. RemusTonks, RemusSirius, transgenderism.

The Littlest Soldiers

2005-10-31T01:25:55-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,354, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: In-Progress

Remus Lupin tutors a little girl whose monsters are just as real as his. Slight RT at the end of the fic, questionable themes within.

Love in the Time of Salmonella

2005-10-17T04:50:28-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: In-Progress

1995: Nymphadora Tonks has her unofficial inauguration into the Order of the Phoenix, while Mundungus and Sirius languish with food poisoning.

Blessed is the Fruit of Your Womb

2005-10-09T03:07:42-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,347, Reviews: 32 Updated: 10-9-05, Published: 10-9-05
Status: In-Progress

With her daughter in hospital, Andromeda steels herself to commit the unthinkable. Rated for controversial moral and religious content.

The Continental Divide

2005-09-29T16:26:01-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,472, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-29-05, Published: 9-29-05
Status: In-Progress

While the bacchanalia raged below, they sought refuge in the library: playing with candle wax and invading each others' space. Rated PG13 for strong coarse language and sexual references.

The Lord of the Lycans

2005-09-20T01:33:17-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,120, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-20-05, Published: 9-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Remus Lupin runs into a rogue pack of werewolves. He is amused.

One Night, the Star and the Moon

2005-09-04T05:14:52-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,898, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-4-05, Published: 9-4-05
Status: In-Progress

It cut Remus to the bone to realise that there was a perfect stranger sitting across him in his living room, for all that the gulf of time and the regret and the difference in personality had done.

Our Circular World

2005-08-20T23:23:55-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,708, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-20-05, Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Dream of big things, Nymphadora, and marry a true prince who will give you everything you've ever dreamt of, and you will be certain to be happy for the rest of your life.'

The Sentimental Bloke

2005-08-17T05:08:12-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,544, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-17-05, Published: 8-17-05
Status: In-Progress

A discussion on 'survivors guilt'. Part 2 of 3, following on from 'A Game of Chess'.

A Vengeful Morass of Blood

2005-08-17T03:22:05-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Parody
Pairing: Ginny W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 599, Reviews: 33 Updated: 8-17-05, Published: 8-17-05
Status: In-Progress

The Half Blood Prince's diary is given to Ginny Weasley. She doesn't have time for his emo rubbish.

A Game of Chess

2005-08-08T04:19:55-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,982, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-8-05, Published: 8-8-05
Status: In-Progress

The word of the day seemed to be Oh, because it was pretty much all she could come up with at the time.

The Waterbaby

2005-07-24T04:32:13-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-24-05, Published: 7-24-05
Status: In-Progress

He thought that he understood it for the longest time: how beautiful and how perfect everyone would be if they were all wizard: how well society could function if everyone were free of defect and of a similar mindset.

Look At This Man

2005-06-18T02:19:42-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Remus L. & Molly W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-18-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: In-Progress

An observer's guide to the chronic melancholic.

Advanced Pharmacology

2005-04-20T03:52:51-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,052, Reviews: 24 Updated: 4-20-05, Published: 4-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Missing scene from PoA. The reasons as to why Severus is so kindly concocting Remus' potion each month.

Academic Discourse

2005-03-28T00:02:57-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Narcissa M. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,844, Reviews: 64 Updated: 3-28-05, Published: 3-28-05
Status: In-Progress

1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues!

The Birthday Girl

2004-12-22T01:58:18-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,421, Reviews: 25 Updated: 12-22-04, Published: 12-22-04
Status: In-Progress

On her twenty-first birthday, Hermione Granger runs into a stranger from her past after a fight with Ron. Who is he, and how on earth did her life take a turn for the worse? Now edited with author's notes.

Paraesthesia, or Love for the Undiscerning

2004-10-20T15:19:34-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 6, Words: 13,231, Reviews: 108 Updated: 10-20-04, Published: 9-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, poor role models and badly off-key Smiths songs.

The Commiserati

2004-10-04T03:48:54-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,195, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-4-04, Published: 10-4-04
Status: In-Progress

A bookish teenage girl and a bookish old werewolf muse about rejected love, fate, missed chances and eventuality. Hinting at RLNT and RWHG.

Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies

2004-09-14T17:10:26-08:00

Author: there goes my gun
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Remus L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,604, Reviews: 30 Updated: 9-14-04, Published: 8-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. How exciting. Final chapter - the obligatory, melodramatic funeral scene. READ IT OR DIE!1111