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Sonic Insanity

2007-11-25T12:04:11-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sonic & Shadow
Chapters: 95, Words: 177,744, Reviews: 1199 Updated: 11-25-07, Published: 9-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!

A Night Out On The Town

2007-05-13T08:53:31-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,182, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-13-07, Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

Eragon attends a party to celebrate the death of Galbatorix and embarks on an epic adventure of love, sex and comedy in this heartwarming Mother's Day oneshot. AryaThorn, SaphiraMurtagh, OrikSolembum and many more! Rated T but pretty close to M.

Prince of Persia: The Simpletons of Time

2007-02-03T14:56:13-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Prince of Persia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 15,135, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-3-07, Published: 8-22-06
Status: Complete

Some say that time is like a river, flowing swift and... wait, nobody says that? Oh. Come, let me tell you a tale like several you have ever heard, a tale of very conveniently placed objects and magical sand. NOW WITH PREVIEWS!

Love to Hate

2006-09-13T16:04:46-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sonic & Knuckles
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-13-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

What did I have in the end, except love? I loved how everyone thought of me as a hero, a good example. I loved how I was so desirable. But I never loved anyone. I just loved their love of me.

That Sonic Heroes Spoof!

2005-10-08T05:26:43-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,141, Reviews: 30 Updated: 10-8-05, Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

A parody on the storyline of Sonic Heroes. Tails is a communist, Vector has defective hearing, Big actually stole Froggy and Chocola, and Eggman is somehow more stupid than ever. Please review. One shot only.

Downfall of a Smasher

2005-09-24T18:53:48-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,030, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-24-05, Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

Tales of how the fall of one Smasher results in a chain reaction that could drive the group apart. Last chapter now up. Review please!

A Triforce Romance

2005-09-12T17:01:12-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Zelda
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Link & Tetra
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,258, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-12-05, Published: 9-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Link and Tetra have to deal with finding Hyrule as well as their newfound romance. But other relationships are forming... and some are crumbling away... Please review. I mean it. Now.

Sonic Heroes 4

2005-03-08T12:53:11-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,046, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-8-05, Published: 3-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Yep, another sequel... the Chaotix have become hit men for a powerful crime lord. So what will Espio do when his next mission is to kill Shadow, Omega and their new friend Baton? Please review.

Omochao's Revenge

2005-03-05T05:18:00-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 21, Words: 15,001, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-5-05, Published: 3-5-05
Status: In-Progress

It's back! Omochao, the most hated guide character ever in a video game, decides to wage war on Sonic and his crew. Hilarity and Pappy Jenkins ensue. Please review!

Sonic Heroes 3

2005-02-10T14:59:09-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,830, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-10-05, Published: 2-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Amy, mistakenly thinking Shadow killed Sonic, goes for revenge. What happens when another one of Shadow's clones receives Amy's wrath? And what if Sonic isn't really dead? Please review!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Author's Cut

2005-02-09T18:24:13-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,505, Reviews: 28 Updated: 2-9-05, Published: 2-9-05
Status: In-Progress

In my endless search for more parodies, I've decided to retell Pirates of the Caribbean. A constantly fainting Murtogg, a ghetto Will, a pimpin' Bootstrap Bill, a Star Wars-quoting midget and much more ensue. Please review!

The Legend of Tingle: The Pig Army

2005-02-04T16:20:09-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Zelda
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,719, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-4-05, Published: 2-4-05
Status: In-Progress

A Wind Waker fic. Tingle eventually snaps due to stress and goes on a quest to amass an army of pigs. Hilarity and kung fu pigs ensue.

A Rito Romance

2005-01-20T17:57:47-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Zelda
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Medli & Komali
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,225, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-20-05, Published: 1-20-05
Status: Complete

A Wind Waker fic. Medli loves Link, but he doesn't notice her. So she pretends to fall in love with Komali, hoping that Link will be jealous. But does she have more feelings for Komali than she thought? My first attempt at romance so don't flame.

Sonic Heroes 2

2004-12-09T04:17:34-08:00

Author: Mecha Scorpion
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,196, Reviews: 26 Updated: 12-9-04, Published: 12-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Eggman steals the Master Emerald and in the process kills two of the Sonic Heroes. For Sonic and the others, it's time for revenge. Review!