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A Man Made of Clay Maraverse

2008-04-04T22:07:02-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-4-08, Published: 4-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Bruce is trying to help Sammy find the escaped Bizzaro, Mara returns to Gotham, and Dick and Tim don't know what to make of any of it. Sorry so long between stories!

A Life Without

2008-04-02T15:30:18-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 18, Words: 56,005, Reviews: 171 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 4-5-07
Status: In-Progress

If Doomsday had ended a little differently.

Strands

2008-04-02T15:28:14-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 14, Words: 38,441, Reviews: 23 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 6-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Rose thinks a family reunion is a GOOD idea. The Doctor's looking for the nearest temporal disaster to crawl into, Violet just had her memory wiped and Jack gets to sort the whole mess out. Messing with strands of time is never a good thing.

Kansas Roads, World Domination, and YOU!

2008-04-02T15:21:42-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Clark has a problem. Bruce has a solution. Sort of.

The Time King

2008-01-03T10:40:06-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-3-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Rose sees a familiar face on a street corner, in alternate Earth. Crackfic

The Incubator

2008-01-03T10:38:23-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,496, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Where Gallifreyan babies come from. Crackfic

Pants

2008-01-03T08:59:45-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-3-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

The real reason Nine is so grumpy

Boys Toys

2008-01-03T08:56:46-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Richard G. & Timothy D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,303, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-3-08, Published: 3-23-07
Status: Complete

Torchwood Crossover. Dick and Tim discover they may not have the coolest toys, but they do have something better.

A Cuddle for a Dalek

2007-08-29T14:04:55-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-29-07, Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

Crackfic for a timeandchips challenge. A dalek seeks something forbidden.

The Unsexy Sex

2007-08-27T21:54:57-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

A Story In Which Rose Fakes Many Orgasms. Crackfic. ten rose.

Truthfully

2007-08-17T06:44:54-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-17-07, Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

Alien Truth Serum: now with added sex with your mother! Nine, Rose, Jack crackfic

Last Night

2007-07-27T13:55:47-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,881, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-27-07, Published: 7-27-07
Status: Complete

Jack and Martha have a long talk after the Master's death about where they're going, where they've been, and Victorian vibrators.

Bedtime Stories

2007-07-26T21:46:29-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,358, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-26-07, Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

Drunkeness leads to a tale about a shower, a threesom that would never be and the words shag or die. Rose, Ten, Mickey, Jake, Jack, Nine

Big Shoes

2007-06-30T06:11:00-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,336, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-30-07, Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

She would not be like Rose, it wasn’t her path to burn with Time.

The Procedure

2007-06-08T19:15:14-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

It's all those little human things that can get the Doctor down. Ten, Rose, flufferoonie, explanation for something in 42 that you'll miss if you blink.

In Season

2007-06-08T13:50:52-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 18, Words: 53,429, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 2-2-07
Status: Complete

An unconscious Time Lord, people from another dimension, an alien invasion…another day in the life at Torchwood. But what does this have to do with ‘blessed events’ and the TARDIS locking people INSIDE? Doors Series 11

Hot Buttered

2007-05-15T23:25:56-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-15-07, Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

Jack sees something so hot that he even find the words for it. Jack, Nine. Rated for a naughty word.

And That One Time He Wasn't Even Drunk

2007-05-04T19:49:16-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,575, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-4-07, Published: 5-4-07
Status: Complete

A little bitta LSD and the subtile art of thigh exposure. Never let it be said the Doctor didn't know how to seduce a girl. Technically part of the Doors series. Hopefully not necessary to understand it and enjoy the crackiness of it all tho.

Flipflops

2007-04-26T21:06:20-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-26-07, Published: 4-26-07
Status: Complete

Total Crackfic. His mum is his dad, and his dad is his sister's mum, and his sister's dad is his sister's mum, but the twins are hiding under mummy's skirts...

Memoirs of a More Ridiculous Time

2007-04-01T08:56:23-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,202, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-1-07, Published: 3-24-07
Status: Complete

A couple in the park showing their affection for one another and a chance encounter with a man in corduroy make Rose think back on other times.

Bunny Slippers

2007-03-25T01:59:01-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-25-07, Published: 3-25-07
Status: Complete

Feet propped up and being pampered by Jackie Tyler for the remaining weeks of pregnancy... Total crackfic

Imperative

2007-03-23T17:35:26-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,964, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-23-07, Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Since Jack joined the crew of the TARDIS, the Doctor is being eaten alive by something. He quickly discovers that there is something absolutely imperative that he must do in order to rectify the situation. slight smut with Nine and Rose

Teaboy

2007-03-21T14:26:02-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,589, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-21-07, Published: 3-21-07
Status: Complete

Owen finds out a little bit more about just what it is that Ianto does. Torchwood.

Jackrodesiac

2007-03-11T11:56:29-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,112, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-11-07, Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

There's just something about Jack...you miss him when he's gone. A lot.

Barefoot

2007-03-04T02:05:33-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,232, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-4-07, Published: 3-4-07
Status: Complete

Where Jack belongs. Crack!fic with Ten, Rose and Jack. Wrongness ensues.

Leftovers

2007-03-04T00:55:01-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,790, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-4-07, Published: 3-4-07
Status: Complete

Torchwood, Cardiff is run by five people who're just really bad at their jobs. Jack wouldn't have it any other way.

The Cure

2007-02-23T20:02:55-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-23-07, Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

The Doctor has a serious health problem. Jack has a cure. Cant hey match the two up?

The Return

2007-02-14T01:24:19-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,027, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-14-07, Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Rose contemplates the new and the old on her first Valentines Day in her new universe. Valentines Day fluff. “You came an impossible distance, across universes, to return my jacket.” Ok, maybe this wasn’t a coma dream. Because that was something so ridi

Almost Not Quite Maybe

2007-01-21T18:16:21-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,262, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-21-07, Published: 1-9-07
Status: Complete

An accident on an alien planet leaves Jack and the Doctor as…roommates, as it were. Jack’s solution? Naughtiness with Rose.

Gun Implied

2007-01-08T17:32:59-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 843, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-8-07, Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

Torchwood. An outing for the team goes wrong. Gwen's thoughs as to why.

The Jacket

2007-01-07T08:14:17-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,463, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-7-07, Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

There is a certain article of clothing in the control room that the Doctor does not know what to do with. Post Doomsday. Made with love, instead of angst. And edible ball bearings.

Crossfade

2007-01-05T15:37:42-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 24, Words: 84,075, Reviews: 92 Updated: 1-5-07, Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Rose and the Doctor are once again in the same universe after seventeen years. Now, if they can live long enough to save both realities, they might just get their happy ending. Last story in this arc and verse. Post Doomsday fixerupper 10th in series

The Curse of the Overflowing Loo

2006-12-19T01:02:42-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-19-06, Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

The Story In Which a Time Lord Discovers He Is Whipped. 9th DoctorRose.

What Remains

2006-12-15T15:57:18-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,092, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-15-06, Published: 12-15-06
Status: Complete

TorchwoodDW crossover. After the battle at Canary Warf, Ianto and the Doctor have a chat upon a common theme.

Fade To Black

2006-11-08T10:18:34-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 30,924, Reviews: 36 Updated: 11-8-06, Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Something has fallen from the Void to Rose's universe and the Doctor does something rather underhanded in order to be able to do something about it. Captain Jack appears. Doomsday fixer upper 9th in the Doors series

Neither Here Nor There

2006-10-20T22:37:23-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 7, Words: 21,691, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-20-06, Published: 10-9-06
Status: Complete

Just another Christmas spent stuck between the Vortex and actual space and time with a broken TARDIS. Rose must find a way to help from another dimension. You know, business as usual. 10th Doctor doomsday fixer upper 8th in the Doors series

Hok’taur

2006-10-08T10:46:40-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,269, Reviews: 26 Updated: 10-8-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Stargate xover. The Doctor becomes the victim of Nirrti's latest attempt to create the ultimate host. Destruction of reality to commence at 0800. 9th DoctorRoseish & SamJackish. If you squint.

Greenhouse Effect

2006-09-26T00:47:29-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 8, Words: 22,582, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-26-06, Published: 9-9-06
Status: Complete

The Doctor manages a phone call across universes and shortly thereafter finds himself on a paradise space station run by plants. Nothing is ever as it seems. 10Roseish 6th in the Doors series

Secrets She's Meant To Keep

2006-09-21T09:15:05-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,943, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-21-06, Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

After years of keeping it from the Doctor, he learned Rose's secret. After a phone call across universes, she's left with more to hide, from others. Post Doomsday, 10Roseship. 7th in the Doors series

Nor' Easter

2006-09-09T07:26:29-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,943, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-9-06, Published: 9-9-06
Status: Complete

Change is on the winds at the other Earth's Torchwood after a seaming betrayal by Rose when she lets a TARDIS and something even more valubale slip from their grasp. Fifth in the Doors series.

Trolley Park Murders

2006-09-08T21:35:55-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Mystery
Chapters: 12, Words: 33,742, Reviews: 26 Updated: 9-8-06, Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

An outting at an early 20th century amusement park turns deadly. 10th Doctor, postdoomsday fixerupper. Fourth in the Doors series.

Sunshine People

2006-08-15T00:55:19-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,352, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-15-06, Published: 8-5-06
Status: Complete

When bad planets start eating good people, it's time for the Doctor to get involved. 10th Doctor. Third in the Doors series. Eventual Doomsday fixer upper.

Devourer of Souls

2006-08-01T18:22:09-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Supernatural
Chapters: 12, Words: 33,203, Reviews: 54 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Something old is waking and only two people across the universes can feel it. Post Doomsday, because nobody likes an unhappy ending. 10 Rose kinda sorta. Second in the Doors series.

You'd Love Me Less

2006-07-09T19:53:25-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Superman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,034, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-9-06, Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

Lois is sure she knows exactly why Clark loves her. It's the messes she makes. Meant to post this way back in May, and it's been sitting in the queue that long. My bad.

Doors

2006-07-09T19:51:38-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,216, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-9-06, Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

Doomsday spoilers. Rose meets someone unexpectedly on the other side who shares a bit of friendly advice.

Shall I Compare Me To A Summers Day by Unkie Joker

2006-05-20T19:37:41-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-20-06, Published: 5-20-06
Status: Complete

Another contribution to the Arkham Literary Times.

A Spring Haiku Octet by Unkie Joker

2006-04-05T23:09:18-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-5-06, Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

Just one of many submissions to the Arkham Asylum Literary Times

Things You Don't Want To Know

2006-04-02T22:18:24-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 17,530, Reviews: 50 Updated: 4-2-06, Published: 10-2-02
Status: Complete

FINISHED! FINALLY. Buffy xover After seeing her sister sacrifice herself to save the universe, Dawn Summers begins searching for her father and ends up getting unwanted help from the youngest member of the Bat Clan.

What're Partners For maraverse

2006-03-24T23:03:09-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,929, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-24-06, Published: 3-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Bruce and Mara meet up again, almost a year after Jordy's death. Bruce, as always, has an ulterior motive.

Fireflies

2006-01-31T13:55:43-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,553, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-31-06, Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

Sammy's been using her Green Lantern ring for not so good and not quite evil. Even Darkseid thinks it's a bad idea. Just wait till Batman gets his hands on her... maraverse

Sweet Daydreams Are Made of These

2006-01-31T13:52:09-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Superman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-31-06, Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

How life on Planet Clark would pan out, at least as far as Lois is concerned.

Matching Pajama Set

2006-01-31T13:50:02-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Richard G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-31-06, Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

Dick Grayson discovers and unfortunate and unlikely use for pajama set he gave Bruce for Christmas last year.

Ficlet: The Answer to the Primordial Question:

2006-01-22T01:19:46-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

What Would Happen if You Put Batman and Wolverine in a Room Together? Sillyfic, drabble, ficlet,... seriously. Apologies for it in advance.

Pieces of Stone

2006-01-17T23:32:24-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,499, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 4-14-05
Status: In-Progress

xover There are Death Eaters in Bludhaven. Harry Potter and Nightwing are determined to find out why. Just added chapter 8

Have Yourself a Pony Little Christmas

2005-12-23T20:23:35-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,043, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-23-05, Published: 12-23-05
Status: Complete

Bruce's parties are so much fun.

Monster Mash

2005-10-31T11:55:19-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,849, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: In-Progress

Batman has a really lousy halloween. Dick is convinced that grownups are nuts.

Shocking Confrontation!

2005-10-14T15:04:24-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-14-05, Published: 10-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Infinite Crisis 4 is supposed to have some kind of shocking confrontation between Nightwing and Batman. Here's how I think it's gunna go down.

Requiem

2005-08-05T20:25:07-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 24,025, Reviews: 21 Updated: 8-5-05, Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

(maraverse) It's the end of the world. For real this time, you guys.

SAVED

2005-07-29T20:32:42-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 560, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-29-05, Published: 7-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Bruce finds something on the cave computers that shouldn't be there.

Sealab: Fan Fiction

2005-03-15T20:55:55-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,500, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-15-05, Published: 3-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Quinn tries to explain to Sparks why it's wrong to write fan fiction about himself. Sparks and Murphy create a cosmetics line. Debbie gets drunk. Hillarity ensues.

Parallel Surprise

2004-11-18T20:33:36-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Superman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-18-04, Published: 11-18-04
Status: In-Progress

The absolute worst birthday present ever: parallel parking lessons.

Intolerance

2004-10-27T12:51:31-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,440, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-27-04, Published: 10-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Bruce and Jimmy almost have a moment. Almost. (maraverse)

Trenton, New Jersey

2004-07-29T19:19:49-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-29-04, Published: 7-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Such little things, like chats with friends can come back to haunt us years and years later.

Parallel Lives

2004-06-16T22:22:36-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Superman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-16-04, Published: 6-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Lois discovers Clark's biggest secret. Not that one. How he passed his driving test. (Prev. posted in the wrong section--no more late night posting for me.)

April Showers Bring

2004-05-26T21:05:19-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-26-04, Published: 5-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Nightwing gets forced into something guys should NOT be involved in.

Roadside

2004-05-18T08:56:51-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-18-04, Published: 5-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Takes place after NW 93. Dick wants to go back, but can't bring himself to.

Dust

2004-04-27T16:44:12-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,948, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-27-04, Published: 4-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Bruce Wayne has come to Smallville to look for something. Meanwhile, something else is looking for HIM. (Apologies for part of formatting being eaten--will post URL to full story off site next chapter.)

Hamster Boy and the Space Robot

2004-03-13T15:39:41-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-13-04, Published: 3-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Crayons and Space Robots don't mix. (maraverse)

Grave Consequences

2004-02-15T20:29:51-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,387, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Things come to a head when the Justice LeagueTitans discover just what Jimmy has devised to destroy the earth. (maraverse)

Three

2004-01-30T22:39:05-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-30-04, Published: 1-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Harvey Dent reconsiles an unholy number.

Hamster Boy Strikes Back

2004-01-13T12:04:30-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-13-04, Published: 1-13-04
Status: In-Progress

With your "Saved the World Dinner," there's ALWAYS dessert. (maraverse)

Return of the Matrix

2003-12-31T07:46:15-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-31-03, Published: 12-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Merry and Pippin encounter someone new in Middle Earth. (movie)

Countdown

2003-12-30T19:39:03-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-30-03, Published: 12-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Dick Grayson and Tim Drake spend New Years together in a frightening way.

Through Stained Glass

2003-12-30T19:37:17-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,338, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-30-03, Published: 12-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Jim Gordon breaks a Christmas tradition.

Wally's Wacky Web Log

2003-09-14T14:48:59-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-14-03, Published: 9-14-03
Status: In-Progress

The Titans Switch mentors for a week. Wally ends up with Ollie.

Teamwork

2003-08-14T20:27:31-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 967, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-14-03, Published: 8-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Dick Grayson's kids make him something special for his birthday

We're All Made of Stars

2003-07-22T19:43:07-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,231, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-22-03, Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Events durring Connor's first semester at college bring about awakening.

A Dish Best Served

2003-07-22T19:41:19-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-22-03, Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Clark takes for year old Mara four a few days. Superman has a bit of a mean streak.

In The Absence of Comedy

2003-07-16T19:10:49-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,312, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-16-03, Published: 7-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Batman loses something very dear.

The Return of Hamster Boy

2003-07-01T17:03:00-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,014, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-1-03, Published: 7-1-03
Status: In-Progress

maraverse. Sometimes, Batman's the only one who understands. Which is pretty bad.

No Place To Go But Up

2003-05-09T19:15:48-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-9-03, Published: 5-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Angel looks in on Connor for the last time.

Rocky Road

2003-05-02T19:20:48-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,138, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-2-03, Published: 5-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Peaches and Sammy meet for the first time after Superboy searches for parenting advice from Tim Drake (maraverse)

Thats the Way It Is

2003-04-14T20:20:33-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,053, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-14-03, Published: 4-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Nightwing finally confronts The Man In Black. (maraverse)

The Late Great Hamster Boy

2003-03-31T13:02:45-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-31-03, Published: 3-31-03
Status: In-Progress

(maraverse) A late night for Gotham's crime fighters is punctuated by the first appearance of the Hamster Boy.

Smackdown: The Flipside

2003-02-10T11:27:17-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-10-03, Published: 2-10-03
Status: In-Progress

How the fight between Nightwing and Robin is going to go down (Graduation Day-ish)

Pie: A Journal In Four Parts

2003-01-27T13:07:20-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,908, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-27-03, Published: 12-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Journal Entries from the personal logs of a certain mad clown.

Down The Spiral Stair Case

2003-01-25T22:05:42-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,090, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-25-03, Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Jordy's wake. Jimmy travels to Apokolyps to try to undo some of the wrongs he's comitted. Little does he know the situation is too big for him to handle alone.

The Nature of Christmas

2003-01-06T16:17:44-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-6-03, Published: 1-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Belated Christmas scene. The Justice League faces it's most distressing threat ever.

Courier and Ives Christmas

2002-12-25T18:22:53-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,579, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-25-02, Published: 12-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Cassandra Cain only wants one thing for Christmas...

Terror In The Night

2002-12-22T00:02:37-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-22-02, Published: 12-22-02
Status: In-Progress

What frightening things are lurking in Gotham's shadows? (maraverse)

A Third Way To Kill Batman

2002-12-21T20:11:47-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 604, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-21-02, Published: 12-3-02
Status: In-Progress

(new chapter added) x-over (kinda) w/ Southpark. Cartman uses reindeer tracking software to find Batman, but is it too late?

Staring Into The Abyss

2002-11-20T18:40:05-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 636, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-20-02, Published: 11-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Six Line Scene--The Martian Manhunter serves the Justice League in many capacities. This is but one service he provides.

Shear Madness

2002-10-18T16:33:50-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-18-02, Published: 10-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Dick Grayson's hit that rebelious stage. 200 word challenge.

Things That Go Bump In The Night

2002-10-08T17:22:14-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-8-02, Published: 10-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Robin regains consciousness in the midst of a situation he's unprepared for.

The Interview

2002-09-26T20:58:37-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,327, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-26-02, Published: 9-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Superman inflicts his interviewing skills on the youngest member of the Bat clan.

Someone Like You

2002-09-09T19:11:18-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Birds Of Prey
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-9-02, Published: 9-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Barbara helps Selena tie up some lose ends.

Gotham's Bad Boys

2002-09-06T03:12:07-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,620, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-6-02, Published: 9-6-02
Status: In-Progress

The COPS crew get called out to Gotham Heights on a strange if Routine call.

Ice-cream Goodbyes

2002-09-03T04:54:23-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,361, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-3-02, Published: 9-3-02
Status: In-Progress

Maraverse. Peaches and Superman say goodbye to Jordy.

Stagnation

2002-08-23T14:46:57-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Nightwing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,310, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-23-02, Published: 8-23-02
Status: In-Progress

It's time for a long-overdue talk between Ollie and Roy. For Nightwing and the Bat, it's further proof that the more things change...

Reaping What's Been Sown

2002-08-17T01:44:48-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,961, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-17-02, Published: 8-17-02
Status: In-Progress

(maraverse) Things reach a new low for both Dick -and- Jimmy.

Facts and Floating Heads

2002-08-05T00:01:17-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-5-02, Published: 8-5-02
Status: In-Progress

Babs and Jim talk about what he overheard (more bikini madness).

Father Knows Best

2002-08-04T23:41:20-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-4-02, Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Jim finds out how his daughter spends her nights, and with whom. Continuation of Bikini saga.

Coffee Talk

2002-08-04T23:34:50-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Young Justice
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-4-02, Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Young Justice discusses what they heard on the Oracle line. Robin has a minor melt down.

Distance Learning

2002-08-04T23:29:25-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Young Justice
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-4-02, Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Kon and Bart hear something they ought not on an Oracle channel

Reeducation

2002-08-04T22:57:39-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-4-02, Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Everyone in the Batclan becomes the victim of too much information.

The Grand Slam

2002-08-04T20:31:49-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,660, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-4-02, Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Someone's talk with Jordy ends up having consequences with the Bat.

Oedipus Complex

2002-07-29T01:40:49-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-29-02, Published: 7-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Nightwing and Robin have an... interesting talk.

Other Endings

2002-07-22T08:46:13-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,072, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-22-02, Published: 7-22-02
Status: In-Progress

A what could have been and what might be for the Bat-clan.

Game Over

2002-07-16T11:42:26-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,518, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-16-02, Published: 7-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Changes are coming for the Batclan of the future. Jimmy Grayson's troubles grow deeper and everything changes for Mara and Jordy.

Reign of Roy

2002-07-14T01:40:14-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-14-02, Published: 7-14-02
Status: In-Progress

One wild night at a Whitecastle in Gotham Heights leaves Roy Harper and the dynamic duo with an interesting situation on their hands.

Mara: Where Home Is

2002-06-24T01:29:29-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,766, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-24-02, Published: 2-6-02
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER 5 *FINALLY* UPLOADED!! After a botched operation in Bludhaven, Oracle wants to pull Robin out of the suit.

Discourses in Disaster

2002-06-24T01:25:26-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,480, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-24-02, Published: 6-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Dick Grayson's children always have a nack for complicating life. Just when he thinks they are settling down, it appears that one of them has gone rogue. Things're never easy for the batclan

Who's Laughing Now?

2002-06-13T17:12:32-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 16, Words: 23,743, Reviews: 54 Updated: 6-13-02, Published: 4-12-02
Status: In-Progress

NOW FINISHED. The Joker intrudes upon the lives of the Batclan in a very personal way.

Someone Else

2002-06-06T23:21:58-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Birds Of Prey
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,089, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-6-02, Published: 6-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Catwoman and Batman have a difficult conversation.

Blood is Thicker

2002-05-29T23:15:40-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,621, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-29-02, Published: 5-29-02
Status: In-Progress

What should be the happiest time for Mara and Jordy ends up being a disaster.

Wednesday Night Fever

2002-05-24T21:56:13-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-24-02, Published: 5-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Tim needs to get out of patrolling for ONE NIGHT, for the biggest event of his young adult life. Will Bruce let him off easily?

Cookies 'N Cream

2002-04-30T19:06:50-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Superheroes
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,895, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-30-02, Published: 4-30-02
Status: In-Progress

Batman and Green Lantern and the reinstation of the 'no visitors' policity for the Watch Tower.

It's Not the Flu

2002-04-30T19:05:39-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Superheroes
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,744, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-30-02, Published: 4-30-02
Status: In-Progress

Jenny Lynn Hagen Scott doesn't have the flu--but whatever it is, Kyle gave it to her!

The Milkman's Son

2002-04-25T20:32:50-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,511, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-25-02, Published: 4-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Tim's life spirals out of control after meeting the last person he'd ever want to face on an undercover mission.

There's Nothing Funny About Spam

2002-04-12T09:42:35-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: Young Justice
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 580, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-12-02, Published: 4-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Max discovers his Spam missing.

A New Start

2002-04-02T03:30:27-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,765, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-2-02, Published: 4-2-02
Status: In-Progress

More proof that Bat-folk can't get together without breaking stuff, and Jordy gets vocal about his dislike for Superman. And other stuff happens too *wink*

Babes in the Woods

2002-03-29T09:00:43-08:00

Author: Reichenbach
Category: DC Elseworlds
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,073, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-29-02, Published: 3-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Jordyfic. A Green Lantern, a Robin, and Superboy's Sidekick. Chaos ensues.