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Accepting Irony

2007-09-06T17:55:15-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 22,422, Reviews: 70 Updated: 9-6-07, Published: 7-16-05
Status: In-Progress

[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…

Still Life

2007-09-01T22:19:46-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-1-07, Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

[One shot] 'And the fact is, you're tired and lonely and he's the only one that makes you feel like you still matter.' One sided ArkarianRochelle.

Know The Stakes

2007-08-30T19:58:03-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,285, Reviews: 24 Updated: 8-30-07, Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

[One shot] Snape makes snide remarks in the staff room, which McGonagall stoically ignores. Or tries to, anyway. Set during Sorcerer's Stone.

A Milder Fate

2007-08-21T15:12:22-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-21-07, Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

[Stranger Than Fiction] One shot: Karen Eiffel kills her characters, but always for a reason.

Far From Home

2007-08-13T22:35:22-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,265, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

[One shot] Bartimaeus is summoned for the first time after Ptolemy's death.

Survival

2005-10-20T16:49:21-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-20-05, Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

[One shot, post Ptolemy's Gate] 'Disappeared' doesn't necessarily mean 'dead'. Not featuring the character you may be visualizing...

Gratitude

2005-10-19T20:04:09-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 735, Reviews: 27 Updated: 10-19-05, Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

[One shot, Post Ptolemy's Gate] Sometimes the noblest deeds are the hardest ones to be grateful for.

Where to Begin?

2005-07-15T19:01:49-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-15-05, Published: 7-15-05
Status: Complete

[One shot] 'I have every reason to hate you, you know.' An unsent letter from Kitty to Nathaniel.

Fake

2005-06-19T16:31:16-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,603, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-19-05, Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

[Complete!] Enticed by lies and feigned sympathy, Ginny Weasley poured her soul into the diary of Tom Riddle, only to be crushed in the relentless grip of reality... This is my version of their exchange.

Monsters

2005-05-12T20:58:09-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,123, Reviews: 17 Updated: 5-12-05, Published: 5-12-05
Status: Complete

[One shot] The events immediately following Nathaniel’s first encounter with demons at six years old. Dark, possibly disturbing, hence the rating.

Thirteen Battles to Pokemon Master

2005-05-04T09:46:37-08:00

Author: Contrarian
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,894, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

[One shot] Fred and George have swiped Dudley’s Gameboy Advance in their latest visit to the Dursleys'. What will Hermione do when Ron becomes determined to be the next Pokemon Master? Vague RHr