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Alchemical Lane

2008-10-04T12:17:44-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 12, Words: 20,666, Reviews: 52 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 12-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Edward finds a transmutation circle that might get him back home. Or into a lot of trouble with Wizards...but who couldn't when your the Fullmetal Alchemist? HPFMA crossover

Dead Sexy

2008-09-12T17:00:57-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,083, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-12-08, Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Ed is tired of Mustang making fun of him, so, he decides to get back at the Colonel.

Needless To Say

2008-09-06T15:40:30-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-6-08, Published: 9-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang take a vacation in order to follow Riza's bad feelings about Edward and Alphonse Elric being in trouble. Needless to say, the boy's are in trouble, along with Amestris...will the four be able to save the day?

The Logistics of Crime

2008-08-01T19:26:04-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,948, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-1-08, Published: 5-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Government Information are always best kept safe in the worset of wrong hands. Sands now has to procure said information. But some things aren't as easy as they look. Cross over with Secret Window. Pre OUATIM.

Fucked Seven Ways to Hell

2008-07-21T21:12:05-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-21-08, Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Sands will always be fucked seven ways to hell...

Becoming SJ Sands

2008-07-21T19:50:27-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Crime
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,629, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-21-08, Published: 7-13-08
Status: In-Progress

The history of the Blind Gunman is one thing that no one knows. This is Sands story as he travels from a once undercover cop...to the X-CIA Agent that craves blood and pain. Cross over with 21 Jump Street

A Barrel Full of Apples

2008-07-14T16:39:23-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Hector B. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,572, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-14-08, Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

The next best thing besides watching a mortal enemy walk off the plank...is a barrael full of apples.

The Time Portal

2008-07-06T08:00:30-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,437, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-6-08, Published: 5-4-08
Status: In-Progress

The Veil is a thing of mystery. Many theories suround its elusive use. However, only one man can know what the portal can really do and what it is really for. potc cross over.

Come Sail Away

2008-07-02T13:35:34-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,717, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-2-08, Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

The only comany he has is the sand, the warm salt water...and the chance to practice his latin!

Looting the Droger

2008-06-30T18:09:23-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,705, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-30-08, Published: 6-30-08
Status: Complete

A bit of pure pirating never hurt anyone. This is for anyone who just wants to see Captain Jack in Action as the dashing pirate he is! dedicated to Nytd, rewirtten for viewing pleasure.

Jack on Crack

2008-06-30T09:49:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 775, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-30-08, Published: 6-28-08
Status: In-Progress

A humerous adventure through plots that make it incredibly hard to find a story to be serious about. WARNING this is not a serious story! please read if all you want is a laugh!

Kiss Me

2008-06-25T08:41:35-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,880, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-25-08, Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Tom refused to become part of Doug and Dennis' twosome. However, maybe after a rather stressful case, and the fact that Pyro is now in the picture, may change his mind. Slash alert! Doug/Dennis and Dennis/Doug/Tom one shot! sequel to 'rescue me'

Rescue Me

2008-06-23T20:11:48-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,555, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-23-08, Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

Tom gets into some trouble when a string of school fires brings him into the clutches of someone who lusts after him. Slash Doug/Dennis and references of Dennis/Doug/Tom One shot!

Parallel Parking

2008-06-17T12:25:27-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Crime
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,779, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-17-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: In-Progress

Side story to Jail House Letters. Doug and Dennis must get Tom out of jail. But they have to deal with drug dealers and murderers to do it. Can they manage this and fall in love at the same time? Slash. Doug/Dennise/Tom

Jail House Letters

2008-06-16T17:10:51-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,883, Reviews: 22 Updated: 6-16-08, Published: 6-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Corespondance between Tommy, his family and his friends while he's stuck in jail. takes place after eps Loced out part 1 and 2 in the 3rd season. Slash warning for later on! Doug/Dennis/Tommy.

Roses for my Man

2008-06-15T15:32:09-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 20,521, Reviews: 30 Updated: 6-15-08, Published: 5-19-08
Status: In-Progress

He had thought he had it made. That no one would make him. But Tommy wasn't counting on falling in love with his partner. Nor did he plan on roses, lots and lots of roses from an anonimous source that isn't Doug Penhall...eventual Tom/Doug slash

Treacherous Waters

2008-06-14T12:05:46-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: From Hell
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,485, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-14-08, Published: 5-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Inspector Abberline has one last case he must solve for the good of Queen and Country. With help of his cousin Captain Jack Sparrow, can he find the secret that will save his country, or will Britian be brought down to its knees?

Something I hate more

2008-06-11T21:15:16-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Indiana Jones
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

Indy goes after something he hates more than Nazis...

The Legend of Big Foot

2008-06-11T19:11:34-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,883, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Written for Random Insightes! Doug takes Tom camping in order to ask him a very, very important question. However...they run into some trouble...that seems to take a liking to one cop inparticulare. Doug/Tom slash!

Flame of Memory

2008-06-09T17:06:33-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-9-08, Published: 6-9-08
Status: Complete

Tom only has happy memories of Fathers Day. Black for the past and White for the Future. A early fathers day story. One shot mentions of Doug/Tom

Excuses

2008-06-01T13:13:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-1-08, Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

“Okay, forget the homework, from now on, you can’t do it, all right?” “Why not?” “You just can’t!”

One Short

2008-06-01T11:56:47-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-1-08, Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

May the McQuaid Brothers Rest in Peace...

Jack the Ripper

2008-05-31T11:50:50-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-31-08, Published: 5-31-08
Status: Complete

I take it your here for more than just directions..."

Hello!

2008-05-30T15:35:17-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-30-08, Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

Tommy McQuaid helps out his cousin. Based upon the episode 'wolly bullies' in the 3rd season.

Strummed

2008-05-25T10:03:57-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-25-08, Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

El could strum the water off a duck if he wanted. A character study and a bit of practice in detail

Penhall the Boss

2008-05-21T14:33:46-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,117, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-21-08, Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

The team of 21 Jump Street are in for it when Penhall is the boss for two weeks. Meanwhile, Tom is on a case of child abuse....and is not happy with what he finds.Can he keep the other kids safe while not getting his cover busted? slash and abuse. tom/dou

Wish you were here

2008-05-16T15:42:17-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-16-08, Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

So, yeah, I hate you, and I love you…and right now….I just wish you were here!

10 Reasons Why

2008-05-11T20:24:05-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 595, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

I am an undercover cop. Doubtless that those stories would be good in a book. But only if the main character is hot…Like Tom Hanson….yumm

Dinner with Mom

2008-05-11T19:45:25-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

When Tom's mother visits her son for the first time in weeks -- she gets one heck of a surprise. Slash Tom/Doug

No Power

2008-05-11T16:23:25-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

12 things one could do whent he power goes out. McQuaid style.

The Murders of Sweeney High

2008-05-08T12:16:31-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,460, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 1-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Whith a school musical being planned and rehersed strange murders start taking placing at the high school. Can the gang of Jump Street figure it out before there is another victim?

An Awaiting Epiphany

2008-05-02T13:08:43-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 660, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Slow love slow, time's so fast, now goes quickly see, now its past...wait." Revenge is a dish best left to simmer.

A Muggle Saves the Day

2008-05-02T09:01:03-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,885, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 4-19-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter has always wanted one thing, a family. Someone who loves him. However, Sirius Black is being tortured into a confession and the only person that could help the young Black is...Lucius Malfoy!

You glow in the Dark

2008-04-16T16:38:00-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,387, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-16-08, Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Sirius conemplates life and those that are "Family"

Under the Mountain

2008-04-10T21:13:18-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Aragorn & Gimli
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,140, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-08, Published: 4-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Long ago, the Dwarves had gifted an Elf lord with the Ring of Barahir. However, there was one stipulation. One that means certian doom for Estel. Can he get out of this situation and come to terms with his Inheritance? only time will tell...

Where the Mallorn Tree Grows

2008-04-06T20:35:31-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Aragorn & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,272, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-6-08, Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

Every once in a while you just have to get away from it all. Elanor has more to worry about besides the fact that Frodo seems to like to disappear every once in a while.

Hobbit Stew

2008-03-28T15:37:58-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-28-08, Published: 3-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Scenes of the Fellowship that no one ever knew existed! Chapter 1, Pippin asks Aragorn many questions about the universe!..or not....

An Ode to Frodo

2008-03-28T15:14:07-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-28-08, Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

Aragorn writes and epic song! snicker

My Brother, My son

2008-03-27T20:56:13-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,888, Reviews: 27 Updated: 3-27-08, Published: 10-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Estel feels abandoned by his family. BUt can he learn the real meaning of family when he is abducted by another who are overtaken by greif?

The Lady

2008-03-25T15:16:25-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Aragorn & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

I had thought that I had strayed into a dream" -- Aragorn Fellowship of the Ring.

El Pequeno Gorrion

2008-03-02T13:52:48-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,151, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-2-08, Published: 2-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Set after 'Sin's of the Father' the tenth book in the Jack Sparrow books. Jack, after the run in with the Royal Navey and his Father, must decide what he wants most in this world. Which is a bit more complicated with a broken heart and a mystery at hand.

A Sparrow's Soul

2008-02-22T10:09:46-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Family
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,682, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-22-08, Published: 2-22-08
Status: In-Progress

I am a writer! not a pirate! why do these sorts of things always have to happen to me? All Johanna Sparrow wants is to be the greatest writer any one has ever seen! How will an adeventure will some old family friends change this? or will it?

March on Young Soldier

2008-02-05T15:22:13-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Godfather
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,875, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-5-08, Published: 7-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Michael Corleone wants a normal life, however, he did not expect to get involved in a murder mystery at his college. Nor that it involved someone of his own family.

Whacked

2008-01-22T18:38:07-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,786, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-22-08, Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

In which Ioke goes crazy, we've got chocolate covered paper work, and some one has a dire future...which includes Granny Dresses....

And We All Fall Down

2008-01-14T15:10:57-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,641, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-14-08, Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

During a drug deal, Hanson gets kidnapped for reasons no one seems to know. Can Doug and the others help find him or will he have to get out of it himself?

Creepy Crawly

2008-01-12T16:06:00-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-12-08, Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

Creepy Crawly's made him shiver.

Comandeered

2008-01-10T20:05:28-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: 21 Jump Street
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

How did Penhall and Hanson explain that bus incident exactly? one shot.

Merry Hippogrifs

2007-12-24T20:54:21-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily P. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-24-07, Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

Lily tells the story of Christmas!

Dunked

2007-12-24T07:53:14-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,492, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-24-07, Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

It all started when he got dunked...MWPP era.

Christmas Eve

2007-12-20T11:28:47-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,704, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-20-07, Published: 12-20-07
Status: Complete

Ron goes over to have Christmas Even with Hermione's family. Hermione is in for a surprise! ronhermione xmas fix!

Flight of Fancy

2007-12-19T09:30:27-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-19-07, Published: 12-19-07
Status: Complete

Hermione never liked flying or brooms for that matter. But she may just have to change her mind! ronhermione

The Marauders Guide to Hogwarts

2007-12-06T15:39:45-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,553, Reviews: 47 Updated: 12-6-07, Published: 12-15-05
Status: In-Progress

When Harry finds an old book, Hogwarts is reminded of a past long since dead! pranks galore!Part 9! Dogs dot he stranger crap! and...was that a professor that just ran by! wow, look at Dumbledore fly!

Solstice Mayhem

2007-12-03T10:14:47-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,160, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-3-07, Published: 12-3-07
Status: In-Progress

The City of Central is under attack and it is up to Fullmetal and the Flame Alchemist to stop it. Can they save the day when the question of Edward's Father is in dispute? or will Solstice go on with blood shed and tears?

No Rum till its Done!

2007-12-01T14:01:22-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-1-07, Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

No one likes to clean their room. However, you can tell a lot about a person by their room.

Her Smile

2007-11-20T20:24:21-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 447, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-20-07, Published: 11-20-07
Status: Complete

Edward's thinking back on his mistake. Private thouts have a way to be more logical than anything others can tell you.

SpiderMan and the Amazing TutuGuy!

2007-11-15T20:21:31-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,079, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-15-07, Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

SpiderMan has a new nemesis! Peter not only has his best friend to compete with over MJ but a mutant as well....how will this turn out?

Photo Opportunity

2007-11-08T16:57:11-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,375, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-8-07, Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

Peter gets closer to some of New York City's finest SuperHero's!

Happy Halloween Harry Potter!

2007-10-31T22:08:20-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-31-07, Published: 10-31-07
Status: Complete

The Potter family's last day and moments together. A Halloween fic in rememberance of Lily and James Potter!

Harry Potter and the Question of Doom!

2007-10-27T21:26:42-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,702, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-27-07, Published: 10-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry has a very important question to ask Ginny. However, will he be able to do it before dieing of nerves?

On the Edge of the Blade

2007-10-22T22:17:48-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Kenshin & Shishio
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,994, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-22-07, Published: 1-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Japan has seen ten years of Meiji however, when Makoto Shishio comes into power, things start to change. Men can now carry their blades in public. Can Kenshin stop this? even if his friends believe more in Shishio than the ronin?

Bloody Haiku

2007-10-17T21:40:42-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Kenshin & Kaoru
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,871, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-17-07, Published: 10-15-07
Status: In-Progress

The police are dealing with many random murders around the city, but when there is one link between all that may mean only one murderer. It is up to the Kenshingumi to find out who or what is behind it.

Verses in Life

2007-10-14T09:21:55-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Pairing: Yahiko & Kenshin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,192, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Samurai must know two things besides their swords....arranging poetry and writting flowers...

My Sand Castle

2007-09-24T20:57:45-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,476, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-24-07, Published: 9-24-07
Status: In-Progress

A look at Luke as he grows up on the moister farm.

Dream a Dream of Happiness

2007-09-24T10:42:56-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,770, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-24-07, Published: 5-4-07
Status: Complete

Summer has always been boring for Harry. Except this summer, he actually finds a friend who isn't afraid of Dudle. meanwhile, Remus is having problems of his own with Dumbledore and things get weird when the truth of the Potters death comes to light.

Which way ya be goin' Jack?

2007-09-17T11:34:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-17-07, Published: 9-17-07
Status: In-Progress

A filler scene for AWE. Why did Jack let Barbossa, Elizabeth and Will go with him? he would have rather left them behind.

Strong Connotations

2007-09-15T09:53:40-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-15-07, Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

Strong Connotations means that Jack must thing. This takes place before his shoulder things start talking to him!

It's Lost part the third!

2007-09-13T15:58:56-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kenshin & Kaoru
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

It's Kaoru's turn for Kenshin's revenge for his lost gi.

A Lovely Bunch

2007-09-13T15:42:48-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Jack just wants to be annoying. Set during the Locker scenes in AWE.

Van Helsing and the Seven Horcruxes

2007-09-09T11:43:02-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,988, Reviews: 40 Updated: 9-9-07, Published: 3-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Van Helsing must go after a powerful Warlock however,he does not know of the war Voldemort is forcing upon the Wizarding Community. Can Van Helsing figure out what is going on? can he protect the BoyWhiLived? or kill Harry Potter himself? VhHP xover

It's Lost

2007-08-28T19:27:13-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kenshin
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-28-07, Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

Kaoru, Yahiko and Megumi come up with the most brilliant plan imaginable.

The Bulleying Incident

2007-08-18T20:26:37-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Kenshin & Yahiko
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,742, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-18-07, Published: 8-18-07
Status: In-Progress

After Yahiko runs into some trouble, it is up to Kenshin to Mentor the young boy and help him get stronger.

Lead me Onwards

2007-07-26T08:58:14-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Beyblade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Ray K. & Kai H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,278, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-26-07, Published: 7-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Rei Kon didn’t want to be Captain. He was perfectly happy with Kai being in that position. However, when Kai disappears for no reason whatsoever, the spot is placed upon Rei…who would rather just follow than lead.

A Family Summer

2007-07-25T08:48:04-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,431, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 5-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Sirius, Remus and Harry try to have a fun summer the first they have ever had...however, 'try' is the key word here! Sequel to THE COLD ROOM and CAN I CALL YOU DAD?

What is broken

2007-07-02T16:24:26-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Aragorn & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-2-07, Published: 7-2-07
Status: Complete

Arwen is not pleased with her husband or son...why is that?

Blood in the Water

2007-06-29T17:48:45-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,988, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-29-07, Published: 6-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Agent Sands returns to America to take down a drug cartel and to show everyone that he still has good aim.

Blood on Your Hands

2007-06-23T13:32:39-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Jack S. & Hector B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-23-07, Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Barbossa confronts Jack about his murder while in the Locker. Jack mut think some things over and discovers that all are human and all make mistakes.

The Beginning of Life

2007-06-20T16:05:46-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-20-07, Published: 6-20-07
Status: Complete

It's at times like these that Jack wishes William was around...AWE Compliant.

Fast and Free

2007-06-19T17:54:26-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-19-07, Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Introspective AWE. Elizabeth and Will think upon Jack Sparrow and some of their own past actions.

Tears of Rum

2007-06-18T19:23:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Pairing: Jack S. & Hector B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,627, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 3-24-07
Status: Complete

A tail of life, loss, betrayal and revenge. The story of the Sparrow mutiny.

My Ending Thoughts

2007-06-18T15:25:26-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

Jack muses once again on life and rum...

A Dainty Tea Party

2007-06-10T18:30:08-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,027, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Jack Visits Elizabeth and her four year old son with a gift. However, whatever shall he do when Elizabeth becomes depressed because of said gift? ElizabethWilliam. AWE compliant.

Let's Play a Game

2007-06-10T17:51:59-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Will T. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,227, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Elizabeth and William are just friends. That is all they can ever be. What lies in her future is a clue to her happiness.

Jack Visits the Future

2007-06-09T12:59:15-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-9-07, Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Jack is looking for something important, and for some odd reason he cannot find it! where has all the rum gone anyway?

Drink, Cuss and Fight like a Pirate

2007-06-07T18:05:58-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,539, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-7-07, Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

What was Jack really thinking when he was stuck in the jail cell in Port Royal? part 4 is up. Jack thinks about the stupidness of hats!

Dreamscape

2007-06-06T11:24:04-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,209, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-6-07, Published: 5-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry is interested in Time Travel. Which happens to be against Ministry Law. However, he and his friend Keziah find a certain spell and have a short adventure

The Curse of the Opal Necklace

2007-05-31T15:28:21-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,987, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-31-07, Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

A mysterious necklace spells trouble for Captain Jack Sparrow. Who ever knew that being a kid was so tough?

Loss of Loss

2007-05-25T11:54:43-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-25-07, Published: 5-25-07
Status: Complete

Captain Jack Sparrow gives some advice to a friend. He contemplates the word loss and what it means to him and his life.

Truth of the Matter

2007-05-21T19:57:31-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-21-07, Published: 5-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Jack muses upon the word Truth and what it means to him.

The Howelr of Horror

2007-05-16T14:20:50-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,075, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-16-07, Published: 5-16-07
Status: Complete

AU – Remus once said that he and Sirius would get a howler from McGonagall if Harry played a prank. Well….what would McGonagall say?

Something I Remember

2007-05-03T13:55:08-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & James P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,369, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-3-07, Published: 4-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Remus recalls the meeting of friends...

The Lost Mirror

2007-03-28T10:39:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-28-07, Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Will Turner gets into some trouble with local bullies. Elizabeth to the rescue!

Dreams Soaked in Rum

2007-03-23T14:02:01-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-23-07, Published: 3-23-07
Status: Complete

When Jack comes for a visit, he gets unusually drunk. What was it that made his father hat ehim so? sequel to A Rum Bottle Soaked in Blood

The Rum Bottle Soaked in Blood

2007-03-22T21:34:06-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-22-07, Published: 3-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Jack and his father have a disagreement.

The Resume Soaked in Rum

2007-03-22T16:27:31-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-22-07, Published: 3-22-07
Status: Complete

Jack has lost his ship to Barbossa and needs another job to get him by! the only thing wrid about it is that he has to write a Resume! see the weird idea that came to me in the middle of the night!

The Island Soaked in Rum!

2007-03-22T16:24:24-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-22-07, Published: 3-22-07
Status: Complete

Elizabeth is trying to not think about being stuck on an island with Jack Sparrow! she finds a sand dollar and ask's for an explanation

The Evil of Mud and Older Brothers

2006-12-05T10:48:55-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-5-06, Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

Little Estel doesn't mind dirt, and neither does Legolas.

Fullmetal Alchemist: A Bid for Love

2006-11-17T13:45:45-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,856, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-17-06, Published: 11-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The brother's Elric are seperated. but why? and will they ever be reunited again? cand Edward still go after the stone when he is being held against his will?

Tortugan Pub

2006-09-06T09:10:20-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-6-06, Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Jack contemplates the origins of his compass, and his confused feelings.

Caramel Tasting Pills

2006-08-28T15:52:09-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,980, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-28-06, Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

Mr. Wonka is following the news reports of those who have found his golden tickets. Can he keep himself sane through out the process? based off of the movie with J.D.

1001 Nights: Upon that Beautiful Horizon

2006-07-31T19:57:20-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-31-06, Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

Jack says his last good by's DMC SPOILER ALERT!

On the Wings of Angels

2006-07-18T13:40:54-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-18-06, Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Jack is rescued from the deeps of the Ocean after he is thrown overboard by the mutinous crew. His thoughts on the matter.

Drinking Tales

2006-07-06T12:54:52-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Jack S. & Will T.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,919, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-6-06, Published: 4-11-06
Status: In-Progress

During the last years of the Golden Age of Piracy CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and his crew must find Blackbeard's Armada and defeat them in a desisive battle that will spell out the future freedom of the Caribbean.

A Season in Hell

2006-06-29T13:39:49-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Secret Window
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Mystery
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,563, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-29-06, Published: 6-29-06
Status: In-Progress

When Mort Rainy get's a new plot for a new story he looks into the case of a mentally ill patient at Second Westerly. However, Dardens agenda puts Mort in a dangerous situation. One that he had never expected.

The Crownless Shall Again Be King

2006-06-07T12:31:16-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-7-06, Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Revamped Au Gondor is in danger, but not from any outward means but from inside. Can Aragorn defeat this power while Denying his heritage?

The Marauder's of the Phoenix

2006-03-22T13:29:51-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,823, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-22-06, Published: 3-22-06
Status: Complete

How the Order of the Phoenic came about...Marauder style.

One does not say 'Huh!

2006-03-13T15:45:37-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-13-06, Published: 3-13-06
Status: Complete

Aragorn seeks escape from the responcibilities of a King in the forms of Elladan and Elrohir.

I Think You're Pretty

2006-03-12T12:02:59-08:00

Author: Professor Know-it-all
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Aragorn & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-12-06, Published: 3-12-06
Status: Complete

Arwen returns home for a visit, she meets six year old Estel and he has something VERY improtant to tell her!