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Things they don't teach you in Time Lord School

2008-08-06T17:46:55-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-6-08, Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

I'm daf. I write cheesy limericks. You have been warned!

Midlife crisis

2008-05-06T00:25:09-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-6-08, Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

Bobby buys a Porsche.

Found on the ladies' room wall at One Police Plaza

2008-03-03T21:54:37-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 38, Words: 5,000, Reviews: 113 Updated: 3-3-08, Published: 11-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 38. The poets have returned to 1PP.

Bobby emails his mother

2008-03-03T19:22:50-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,012, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-3-08, Published: 5-2-03
Status: In-Progress

*Chapter 5* Old habits die hard.

Transcript

2008-02-15T21:58:32-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-15-08, Published: 2-15-08
Status: Complete

... of an interview between Detective Ed Green and suspect Bart Simpson

Christmas2007

2007-12-28T14:20:45-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-28-07, Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Bobby sets out on a mission

Practise makes perfect

2007-05-30T20:11:08-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-30-07, Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

Bobby tutors Alex in the finer points of statistics

LOCI: the final episode

2007-03-01T17:59:03-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-1-07, Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

Inspired by a certain blonde ADA from Law & Order

Lennie, we hardly knew ye

2007-01-23T21:11:04-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-23-07, Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

A tribute to Lennie Briscoe.

Jarrison

2007-01-01T20:26:07-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Tru Calling
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 310, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-1-07, Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Tru and Jack. Tru and Harrison. Jack and Harrison were something else.

Not at all what she expected

2006-12-21T14:37:40-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 182, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-21-06, Published: 12-18-06
Status: In-Progress

Allison Dubois Medium is a psychic who communicates with the dead and often works with the police to help victims of violence bring their killers to justice. Having just shaken hands with Bobby Goren, she is struck with the horrifying realization

daf9's cloning emporium

2006-12-05T17:44:08-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-5-06, Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

Holiday Specials on all your favorite L&O, LOCI and SVU characters.

Cultural misunderstanding

2005-09-08T19:04:15-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-8-05, Published: 9-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Poor Bobby, someone should have warned him.

A valuable life lesson

2005-08-28T17:47:05-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-28-05, Published: 8-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Bobby learns a lesson about what's really important in life and what's not.

It's embarrassing

2005-08-28T17:14:05-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 24, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-28-05, Published: 8-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Bobby has a bad day

The intramural NYPD baseball game CI vs SVU

2005-06-03T23:06:03-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 274, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-3-05, Published: 6-3-05
Status: In-Progress

The title pretty much explains the story. Outdated software andor browser prohibits me from formatting it properly.

LOCI: the soap opera

2004-11-03T21:18:02-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-3-04, Published: 11-3-04
Status: In-Progress

Deakins delivers some unwelcome news to Goren

Bobby emails Nicole Wallace

2004-10-30T18:34:51-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-30-04, Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

takes place after Great Barrier

Everything you need to know about Bobby Goren

2004-05-26T19:13:06-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-26-04, Published: 5-26-04
Status: In-Progress

if you want to be a successful criminal in NYC

A cautionary tale

2004-03-27T07:23:55-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-27-04, Published: 3-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Featuring Carver, Eames and Goren and told from a perp's perspective.

Bare facts

2004-03-08T20:06:33-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-8-04, Published: 3-8-04
Status: In-Progress

written for the Indecent Exposure challenge at thursday100plus

To Apocrypha

2004-01-31T09:16:51-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-31-04, Published: 1-31-04
Status: In-Progress

Bobby Goren is defeated by a challenge issued by Apocrypha, the law &order 'zine

True confessions

2004-01-14T17:38:24-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-14-04, Published: 1-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Bobby reveals the REAL reason he gave up basketball

It's easy if you're pedantic

2004-01-12T17:54:15-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-12-04, Published: 1-12-04
Status: In-Progress

ripped from a thursday100 challenge - Hat as a verb? It's really quite mundane.

In fermento veritas 2

2004-01-09T20:28:38-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-9-04, Published: 1-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Celebrating 6 weeks of partnership

Relative speed 20

2004-01-09T18:29:08-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,852, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-9-04, Published: 12-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Bishop dies and Bobby gets all angsty. Chapter 2

If wishes were horses

2004-01-06T20:29:58-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-6-04, Published: 1-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Spoilers for F.P.S.

In fermento veritas

2004-01-05T19:54:01-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-5-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: In-Progress

based on another thursday100 challenge. takes place post F.P.S.

Whose your favorite cuddle monkey?

2003-12-31T06:22:38-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-31-03, Published: 12-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Amorous Intent challenge. Eames has to call Goren a cuddle monkey.

Relative Speed

2003-12-12T18:54:58-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-12-03, Published: 12-12-03
Status: In-Progress

One part debate on one of the many LOCI message boards and one part thursday100plus challenge. Not a limerick.

Missing Eames

2003-12-06T15:30:34-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-6-03, Published: 12-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Barroom chatter. LOCI X-over

The Dog Days of Summer

2003-10-19T13:44:05-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,740, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-19-03, Published: 8-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 5 Final chapter. The mystery of the limericks is solved.

Alex emails Lewis

2003-10-01T05:57:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-1-03, Published: 10-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Alex explains to Lewis why she's doing what she doing and what she expects from him. Spoiler for Undaunted Mettle.

POV

2003-09-13T18:45:43-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 383, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-13-03, Published: 8-25-03
Status: In-Progress

You're 15 and Bobby is dating your mother. Your brother Sam is 8 and has something to say as well. Chapter 2

My dearest son,

2003-09-05T19:34:19-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-5-03, Published: 9-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Bobby receives a letter from his mother

Misperceptions

2003-08-27T18:57:37-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,500, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-27-03, Published: 8-27-03
Status: In-Progress

Alex makes an opportunity to show off her detecting skills

Bobby bungles Bogart

2003-08-25T17:50:58-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-25-03, Published: 8-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Bobby and Alex watch an old movie. More prose from daf9

Alex emails Bobby

2003-08-04T18:29:31-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-4-03, Published: 8-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to "Bobby e-mails Alex". Has daf9 really become a shipper? Read and find out.

Give the perp a scone Revised

2003-08-04T18:23:50-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 508, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-4-03, Published: 8-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Spoilers for "A Person of Interest". Subtitled "Ode to Baked Goods"

O Baby!

2003-07-24T22:53:38-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 473, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-24-03, Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

*Chapter 2* Eames has a baby and Bobby...well you'll just have to read it if you're curious.

Pardonez moi It's a menage a trois!

2003-07-17T15:00:17-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 423, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-17-03, Published: 7-11-03
Status: In-Progress

*Chapter 2* It was SUPPOSED to be a 'menage a trois' but somehow the story got away from me.

Bobby emails Alex

2003-07-07T20:08:44-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-7-03, Published: 7-7-03
Status: In-Progress

daf9 becomes a shipper...sort of

Once a Catholic

2003-05-29T18:53:28-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-29-03, Published: 5-29-03
Status: In-Progress

daf9 has dropped Bobby into the middle of a soap opera. rated R for language and A for angst. Your comments will determine if I ever post anything like this again.

He's just an overgrown boy scout at heart

2002-11-21T12:18:31-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 22, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-21-02, Published: 11-21-02
Status: In-Progress

G/S. S is for Sara of course. Who is G for?

It had to happen eventually

2002-11-20T17:24:35-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Law and Order: CI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 39, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-20-02, Published: 11-18-02
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: contains a spoiler for "The Pilgrim"

Sequel to Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick

2002-11-19T12:58:38-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-19-02, Published: 11-19-02
Status: In-Progress

It's been brought to my attention...

Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick

2002-11-19T09:11:28-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 17, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-19-02, Published: 11-19-02
Status: In-Progress

First person POV. It could be Sara or Catherine or an OFC. Take your pick.

Alec reflecting on Max and Logan's relationship

2002-03-21T05:46:12-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 22, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-21-02, Published: 3-21-02
Status: In-Progress

title says it all.

Logan's opinion of Alec

2002-03-18T13:59:58-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-18-02, Published: 3-18-02
Status: In-Progress

it's only 11 words long so if you don't like short pieces skip this one.

What happened after Love in Vein

2002-03-13T21:32:21-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 27, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-13-02, Published: 3-13-02
Status: In-Progress

speaks for itself I think. Clarence Darrow was famous for defending a teacher who taught evolution.

If only Logan were British

2002-02-06T11:10:34-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-6-02, Published: 2-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Alec's POV after "Borrowed Time"

Upon learning the Statue of Liberty had been sold

2001-07-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 38, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-19-01, Published: 7-19-01
Status: In-Progress

DAF9 is still posting in rhyme - its another limerick this time

The ballad of Zack and Max

2001-07-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 486, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-1-01, Published: 6-24-01
Status: In-Progress

well...not so much a ballad as a limerick...or a series of limericks

A 2nd thug from the 'hood

2001-06-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-30-01, Published: 6-30-01
Status: In-Progress

more Dark Angel limericks

A thug from the 'hood

2001-06-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-21-01, Published: 6-21-01
Status: In-Progress

Dark Angel limericks

Dark Angel X-over/ geometry joke

2001-03-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: daf9
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-10-01, Published: 3-10-01
Status: In-Progress

speaks for itself I think