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2008-07-16T18:25:09-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 685, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-16-08, Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

A fanfiction entirely in dialogue. Hinata visits Naruto and well... stuff happens. Rated for... well, it'll be obvious. NaruHina... somewhat. Yeah, Cynic's really messed up.

Rest

2008-04-17T00:08:55-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Suikoden
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-17-08, Published: 4-17-08
Status: Complete

SV. A snippet in the hectic life of Prince Frey's rebellion. If only Lyon would just let him GET OUT OF BED! Slight Lyon/Frey

Senses

2008-02-22T07:41:34-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 279, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-22-08, Published: 2-21-08
Status: Complete

A literary exercise so flames embraced. The five senses in the perspectives of Naruto Uzumaki and Hyuuga Hinata. Two-shot. COMPLETE

Suikoden V Crackpot

2008-01-31T17:25:59-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Suikoden
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,979, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 1-31-08
Status: In-Progress

A really messed up crackfic with a really messed up not-quite-a-plot and some really messed up FreyLyon banter. Readers beware, 83.29 percent chance of getting offended. Two-shot. Rated for Cynic's safety.

Hinata strikes again

2008-01-04T21:21:45-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,370, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-4-08, Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Pseudo sequel to Ramen resuscitation. Hinata, obviously not satisfied with her CPR stunt, plots to snare Naruto once and for all. 'Good' and 'Evil' fight once and for all for supremacy, Naruto gets drugged and Hinata gets down and dirty. Nothing sexual.

A little misunderstanding

2007-12-09T18:11:38-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,073, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-9-07, Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

An occurrence with Tohru one night causes Kyo to seek out someone to blame. He... picks the wrong people. Some KyoTohru. Rated for Kyo's dirty mouth.

To be honest

2007-11-08T15:52:10-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-8-07, Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

[Mamorukun ni Megami no Shukufuko wo!] MamoruAyako drabble fluff. Mamoru contemplates Ayako Takasu and what he honestly knows.

Quidditch

2007-11-05T18:35:30-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-5-07, Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

Boring title, boring story. Deliberately vague details. Harry scanned the skies for a sign of the annoying Snitch. With a little help from a reliable source, it could be closer than he thinks... yeah, that's a messed up summary. HHr

Taking a compliment

2007-08-13T00:19:15-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Suikoden
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Suikoden V. Lyon doesn't like taking compliments from anyone, Roy surmised. Well, anyone except one... maybe too much PrinceLyon for a plot like this.

A sucky poem

2007-06-28T22:49:24-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Robot Wars
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-28-07, Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

A poem written while watching Series 4 of the UK show. 'nuff said.

Watching

2007-06-28T22:39:21-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Utawarerumono
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 568, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-28-07, Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

Whatever Hakuoro was doing, Eruru always watched, hoping to have some alone time with the person she loved. EruruHakuoro oneshot.

Playtime

2007-06-26T20:11:54-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Colette B. & Lloyd I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,067, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-26-07, Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Lloyd and Colette laughed as they chased each other across the wide, open field... Colloyd oneshot.

Battle Bloopers

2007-06-18T23:33:53-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,165, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 6-14-07
Status: In-Progress

An attempt at a humourous ficlet series about anything and everything to do with battles, in and around. Deliberately short entries. Mild spoilers and swearing. Probably mild OOC. Entry 4: Little Pickpocket.

Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club

2007-06-17T17:37:32-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,398, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-17-07, Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

The Miss Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club. A major pain in the butt. Ah, but what an interesting plot device for mindless fluff. NaruHina oneshot.

Babysitter Mia Version 2

2007-04-29T20:47:12-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,130, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-29-07, Published: 4-29-07
Status: In-Progress

A newer version of Cynic's first ever fanfic. Almost completely done over from scratch... or will be when it gets finished. A morning incident prompts Dora to assign a babysitter to watch Isaac before he destroys their house. Guess who? Mudshipping mainly

Mission in translation 2

2007-04-24T23:52:37-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,669, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-07, Published: 4-24-07
Status: Complete

Bet most of you never saw this coming. Another reason why Naruto shouldn't listen to old men and assume what they say will help him avoid a butt whipping by Neji. Poor sod never had a chance... and poor Hinata is once again in the crossfire. Fun!

Mistletoes of two seasons

2006-12-23T19:16:22-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,292, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-23-06, Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

Cynic's cranky at Christmas, so Mashu has a NaruHina for you! Sort of like Cooties in terms of format, and it is a oneshot for all intents and purposes. Probably really bad. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Saves editing time this way.

Ramen resuscitation

2006-11-15T18:56:02-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,937, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-15-06, Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

NaruHina with an OOC twist. You've been warned. A moment in Ichiraku involving an oblivious Naruto and a schizo Hinata... no comment.

Chronicles under the Golden Sun

2006-11-13T15:50:24-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,155, Reviews: 41 Updated: 11-13-06, Published: 9-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Oneshot, romantic poems and drabbles. Evolved further into a poetry and drabble collection. Suggestions welcome. UPDATE: Flameshipping oneshot. Yes, this thing's still alive.

Cooties

2006-11-03T22:40:02-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,330, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-3-06, Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

Cooties: A childhood 'disease' that really makes no sense. Sort of a dualending oneshot. Filled with fluff enough to suffocate a sheep.

Return of the Kendama

2006-10-10T19:29:58-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-10-06, Published: 10-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Automatic fail for the Star Wars reference. Just a short oneshot involving the pesky kendama. Again.

Missing in translation

2006-10-10T19:28:49-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,327, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-10-06, Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

This is what happens when they don't have Urban Dictionary... Naruto finds out he's been mistaking his words all along. The odd way. Oneshot.

Let me see

2006-09-29T02:22:29-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-29-06, Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

Not Cynic's usual work. NaruHina, of course. Probably OOC but whatever. Naruto wants to see something, but Hinata won't let him. He'll just have to make her. Oneshot. Rated because it's better safe than sorry. And Cynic really is a pervert at heart...

What's with the rings?

2006-08-17T16:38:33-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Colette B. & Lloyd I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-17-06, Published: 8-17-06
Status: Complete

Changed title before someone, namely the author, got hurt. Short, pointless, drabble like conversation about something that has been bugging Lloyd and the author for a while.

Yearning

2006-07-29T00:40:27-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Alex & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,707, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-29-06, Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Mia reminisces on the memories of the person who broke her heart and her spirit.

It takes a lot

2006-07-29T00:39:18-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,554, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-29-06, Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

NaruHina. TentenNeji if you squint really hard. It takes a lot to shut Uzumaki Naruto up. It takes a lot for Hyuuga Hinata to act for herself. Watch the chaos as they influence each other. Somewhat.

Never again

2006-07-11T05:45:28-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,965, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-11-06, Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Colloyd oneshot, set after first Tower of Salvation. Lloyd swears that never again will he let Colette suffer.

Morning Reds

2006-07-01T00:09:09-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Daisuke N. & Riku H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,572, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-1-06, Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

Sort of DaisukeRiku oneshot. School mornings are the worst. Barely awake, dreading the inevitable mountain of schoolwork, and thinking the halls are way too crowded ... and when you're stuck in an embarrassing situation, there's always an audience.

Late night shenanigans

2006-06-06T15:11:49-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Magikano
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-6-06, Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

An odd oneshot. Late night noises and concern for the sole male of the house are either warranted, or exaggerated. Probably.

Feelings of affection

2006-06-05T20:27:18-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,359, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-5-06, Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot HarryHermione. Edited for good reason. HBP doesn't exist. Excerpt: Oh Merlin, if Voldemort wasn’t out trying to kill him, whatever it was about Hermione that was affecting him so badly would do him in instead.

Lethal Lita: Morning repercussions

2006-05-26T20:15:51-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Atelier Iris
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-26-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: Complete

Drabblelength oneshot. It doesn't take much to set Lita off. One morning, Klein, the unfortunate sod, finds out again the hard way. Oh, and Cynic does, too... snicker...

Drunken Lita

2006-05-21T19:32:21-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Atelier Iris
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,564, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-21-06, Published: 5-21-06
Status: Complete

Wayward KleinLita. Inspired by a scene in the game. Lita and moon milk make for interesting revelations.

Denser than water

2006-05-18T22:53:10-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,541, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-18-06, Published: 5-18-06
Status: Complete

NaruHina. Naruto, writing poetry? Almost as ludicrous as Sasuke getting laughter therapy. Back and forth meetings between Naruto and Hinata have the makings for something disasterous. Probably.

Easter Antics

2006-04-09T22:23:53-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,903, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-9-06, Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

Easter contribution, yay! Ahem. Oneshot. Centres on Mudshipping. Fluffy beyond redemption. Isaac panics about what to get Mia as a reciprocal Easter gift, when the answer isn't as flashy as he first thought.

The price for forgiveness

2006-04-01T21:18:47-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Garet & Jenna
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,244, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-1-06, Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

AU Oneshot. Rated for content. Features Garet and Jenna. Garet stares at Jenna's intimidating glare. What a price to pay for a little forgiveness.

Ice Queen

2006-03-31T20:51:54-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-31-06, Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

AU Mudshipping oneshot. Drabble in a sense. Rated for one instance of bad language. There's only two ways to trigger the arrival of the Ice Queen. Unfortunately for her victim, she chose the second.

Ramen

2006-03-30T14:02:51-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-30-06, Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. NarutoHinata. The more she thought about it, the more she thought ramen and Naruto had a lot in common.

Protect

2006-03-29T17:22:49-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-29-06, Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

Drabble Mudshipping oneshot. Mia watches over Isaac while he sleeps, promising to him and herself to protect him like he protects her.

Mission of the heart

2006-01-04T20:26:56-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,135, Reviews: 20 Updated: 1-4-06, Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

Was an attempt at shortish, chaptered fluff. Long, slow, early morning car rides aren't always boring when you have a demon copassenger or a raving nun driver... FINISHED

Monster and Maiden

2005-12-09T22:51:25-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-9-05, Published: 12-9-05
Status: Complete

Angsty Kyoru poem. Pretty self explanatory. Oneshot.

I'm your wife!

2005-12-02T17:17:51-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Maburaho
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-2-05, Published: 12-2-05
Status: Complete

A KazukiYuna poem. No matter what traumas arrive in your life, just remember, Kazuki dear, I'm your wife! Note: Probably unintentionally more random humour than romance, but...

Journey

2005-11-22T11:55:51-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Air
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-22-05, Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A poem that tries to serve as a prologue to the main series.

Campsite Memories

2005-11-18T18:15:31-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-18-05, Published: 11-18-05
Status: Complete

Simple fluffy Colloyd poem. Not much more to be said.

Inndescribable love

2005-10-29T01:17:04-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,623, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-29-05, Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

Fluffy, mudshipper oneshot. Sometimes confessing one's love is about as easy as beating Garet in a pigging out contest... but unlike the latter, it does have its rewards.

Night watch

2005-10-26T20:17:11-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,899, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-26-05, Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Pensive, fluffy, Mudshipping oneshot. Aboard the Lalivero ship, Isaac reflects on many things... including the girl he loves.

Valentine Folly

2005-10-21T22:05:09-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,689, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-21-05, Published: 10-21-05
Status: Complete

Typical generic, over the top fluff. Meant to take place during the anime slash manga, if possible. Valentine's Day rears its head again, but when a certain Cardcaptor falls ill, what will happen, I wonder?

One rice ball, two hearts

2005-10-03T00:38:41-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,051, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-3-05, Published: 9-24-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot collection. Experimenting with the collection title. Yukiru vs Kyoru. The rat and the cat vie for the heart of the rice ball. Yukiru, Kyoru, Yukiru, etc. pattern. Not much more to be said. Rating may vary.

Together

2005-09-26T23:54:34-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-26-05, Published: 9-26-05
Status: Complete

ChrnoRosette poem. 'Nuff said.

Growth

2005-09-26T23:53:54-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-26-05, Published: 9-26-05
Status: Complete

A KeitaroNaru poem. 'Nuff said.

Hikari

2005-09-17T22:43:12-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,853, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-17-05, Published: 9-17-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. After a horrendous nightmare, Takeru Takemoto wakes up to find that it was all a dream. However, that leads him to question his relationship, and its consequences, with the alien girl, Hikari.

A Cat's Tale

2005-09-15T12:36:45-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,497, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-15-05, Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Could be interpreted as two parts in one. Kyo thinks about his life and its troubles. However, someone will always be there for him. Also KyoTohru. Rated for language. It's finished, don't expect further chapters.

Broken twig

2005-09-15T12:35:26-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,767, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-15-05, Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot. OOC for Keitaro. Finally, the abuse has mounted up too much for the ronin to handle. He lashes out, declaring to leave the house once and for all. Do not read if easily offended. ALMOST an anti KeiNaru.

Burning Questions

2005-09-07T00:54:24-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,930, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-7-05, Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

The burning questions that Chrno Crusade related individuals, manga or anime characters, readers, viewers and writers alike might ask, with a humorous twist... maybe. OCs Artherius Cynic and Mashu may feature as 'protagonists' from now on. Thus, rating up

Puppy love picnic

2005-07-11T00:56:59-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Angelic Layer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,638, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-11-05, Published: 7-11-05
Status: Complete

Somewhat pointless MisakiXKotaro fluff. First Angelic Layer fanfic. Oneshot. After a victorious battle, Misaki and Co., well, mostly Tamayo, decide to have a picnic. But among the shenanigans, romance slowly blossoms, as expected.

It sucks to be Chrono the Sinner

2005-07-05T19:28:06-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,338, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-5-05, Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

Beware, course language. Starting to become a collection of oneshots with one focus: the horrible things Rosette could do to the unfortunate Chrono. Not even a powerful demon can survive her wrath...

Her thoughts, his knowledge

2005-06-27T00:54:46-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-27-05, Published: 6-27-05
Status: Complete

Shortish, thinker's fluff oneshot. Colloyd. She thinks she's not worth the trouble the group's had to put up with on the journey. He knows she's worth all the trouble in the world just to be close to her.

Incomplete

2005-06-23T12:31:28-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,533, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-23-05, Published: 6-23-05
Status: Complete

Reposted oneshot songfic. Set 50 years after the end of Chrno Crusade. Chrono finds it extremely difficult to carry on after he's lost so much, even after such a long time.

Dance with destiny

2005-05-28T19:21:56-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,675, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-28-05, Published: 5-20-05
Status: In-Progress

AU, POV based. RC orientated, will contain others. A school dance is being held, and everyone's there. But while some are dancing and having fun, some prefer to stay in the sidelines. Perhaps they'll find more than they bargained for? WRITER'S BLOCK

Hold Me

2005-05-24T00:05:09-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-24-05, Published: 5-24-05
Status: Complete

Rosette... Rosette... you told me you loved me, even if it took your life away. Oneshot songfic, RC

Chi Dances

2005-05-09T23:51:41-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chobits
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,794, Reviews: 17 Updated: 5-9-05, Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

First Chobits fanfic, a shortish oneshot. It's hard to be Hideki Motosuwa when your persocom knows how to work a DVD... don't judge the writer by the content.

Trauma

2005-05-09T23:49:05-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,489, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-9-05, Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

Chrno Crusade dualshot twoshot. Recaps of the crucial part of Episode 2 through the physical and psychological sides. Rated for language. Please don't read if it offends you easily. FINISHED

Eyes

2005-05-09T23:46:48-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,421, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-9-05, Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

First Chrno Crusade fanfic. Basic thoughts and contemplations on the characters of Rosette and Chrono. Oneshot.

The Secret Life of Adepts Ep 2: Mercury Matchmaker

2005-04-07T23:09:30-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 12, Words: 28,203, Reviews: 70 Updated: 4-7-05, Published: 8-10-03
Status: In-Progress

The next episode my Golden Sun series Oh joy. Continuing on from BSM, this gives Mia the role of Cupid... sorta... Chapter 12! IsaacMia GaretJenna eventually WRITER'S BLOCK

When you say nothing at all

2005-04-05T01:30:21-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Colette B. & Lloyd I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,711, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-5-05, Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot songfic, is a little angsty. A Colloyd in Lloyd's POV done in present tense. Late at night, when Colette wakes up and wanders off to the inn foyer by herself, Lloyd decides to follow her. As they share a night together, he muses to himself.

Just like Zelos?

2005-03-25T03:31:58-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,461, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-25-05, Published: 3-25-05
Status: Complete

One-shot based after skit "All guys are the same". When Colette storms off in a huff, how can Lloyd patch up the rift that's been created between them? How will he even be able to, if he can't even find her? Mild swearing. (LloydColette) COMPLETE

Years Gone By

2005-03-18T18:59:14-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,847, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-18-05, Published: 3-18-05
Status: Complete

Set 10 years after the timeline of TSLOA. Mostly in the POV of a certain brunette male, and it's mainly about the progress of the characters as relationships have settled down. However, he may be having problems dealing with his own relationship. ONESHOT

If Tomorrow Never Comes

2005-03-18T14:04:33-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Colette B. & Lloyd I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,520, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-18-05, Published: 3-18-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot song fic. Set after Colette's arm is mutated. Lloyd thinks he needs time alone. However, does that mean time alone with himself, or someone he cares about? LloydColette, tiniest of ZelosSheena, although that's probably just him being a perv

Where you are

2005-03-05T18:20:39-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,086, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-5-05, Published: 3-5-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot, rated for occasional course language. Set after Rodyle kidnapped Colette in Ozette. A song fanfic about Lloyd and Colette's feelings. LloydColette. Oh, I hate Rodyle so much...

Clumsiness can be contagious

2005-02-18T22:11:10-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-18-05, Published: 2-18-05
Status: Complete

2nd ToS oneshot. Yay. Includes Lloyd, Colette, Genis, Raine, Kratos and Sheena. The title speaks for itself, but this time they're en route for Hima. It seems Colette isn't the only one trippin'... LloydColette

A night to remember

2005-02-18T05:16:38-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-18-05, Published: 2-15-05
Status: Complete

My first ToS fanfic. A oneshot situated somewhat after Palmacosta, with Lloyd, Colette, Genis, Raine and Kratos. Just trying to prove breakfasts, beaches and oceans can be romantic... and that Lloyd has no sense of direction. LloydColette

Even romance needs to goes to school

2005-02-04T21:55:13-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,905, Reviews: 30 Updated: 2-4-05, Published: 1-27-05
Status: Complete

Not a sequel to Sparring. Set over a day of school, the main focus is not the lessons of the day but the romance between two students. However, not all goes to plan... We're home, people! LanMaylu MegamanRoll

Sparring and matchmaking can mix

2005-01-11T19:01:09-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,595, Reviews: 52 Updated: 1-11-05, Published: 1-4-05
Status: Complete

First Megaman fanfic You've been warned! LanXMaylu & MegamanXRoll. Looks like fluff. A simple round of sparring matches between the quartet of friends and their navis could turn into something more for two of them... We're home, everyone!

The Secret Life of Adepts: The Funeral

2005-01-03T20:32:47-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-3-05, Published: 1-3-05
Status: Complete

Repost of a part of a depressing trilogy, for cleanup purposes. Sorry! The aftermath of Mia's death brings everyone's world crashing down, especially Isaac's. Now we return to the sorrowful funeral. How will he take it? Connected to Mt. Aleph's Outrage

The Secret Life of Adepts: Just A Game?

2004-12-21T16:44:54-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Garet & Jenna
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,933, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-21-04, Published: 6-25-04
Status: Complete

A separate episode from the series. I will not spoil anything in the story, find out the 'shipping for yourself. Oneshot. Alternate ending added.

The Secret Life of Adepts: There's Nothing Left

2004-06-18T21:44:52-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,258, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-18-04, Published: 6-18-04
Status: Complete

The sequel to The Funeral, and sesequel to Mt. Aleph's Outrage. This is mainly in Isaac's POV without being 1stperson perspective. Rated T for some scenes. Oneshot IsaacMia

The Secret Life of Adepts: Mt Aleph's Outrage

2004-05-14T19:47:59-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,748, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-14-04, Published: 5-14-04
Status: Complete

The prologue to The Funeral. Mt. Aleph is angry, but someone innocent will pay as a sacrifice. Mudshippers don't kill me! Oneshot COMPLETED IsaacMia

The Secret Life of Adepts: Bring Me To Life

2004-04-12T19:41:06-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,449, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04
Status: Complete

Set after Babysitter Mia, which means Isaac and Mia are a couple in this story. Mia is alone and scared in a world she doesn't understand. Can she survive in a place where her biggest nightmares could come true? One shot songfic IsaacMia

The Secret Life of Adepts: One Wish

2004-04-03T21:39:10-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,924, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-3-04, Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

Not part of the main series, this is about Isaac and Mia's secret love for each other. Features original poem type lyrics by me. IsaacMia

The Secret Life of Adepts Ep 1: Babysitter Mia

2004-02-06T19:20:31-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Isaac & Mia
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,644, Reviews: 84 Updated: 2-6-04, Published: 5-15-03
Status: Complete

Inspired by Dragon Empress's fanfics, I've concocted my own series of Golden Sun fics. In this first episode, Mia has been asked to babysit Isaac after he was caught sleepcasting... IsaacMia.

That's all that matters

2004-01-25T17:57:05-08:00

Author: Lord Cynic
Category: Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 24 Updated: 1-25-04, Published: 1-25-04
Status: Complete

A sheep fluffy MarcheRitz fanfic. One shot