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Mismatch

2007-02-01T22:08:47-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,383, Reviews: 24 Updated: 2-1-07, Published: 2-1-07
Status: In-Progress

Orihime's Grand Matchmaking Scheme: Total Success! Ishida kun and Kuchiki san have been spending lots of time together lately! So why on earth doesn't she feel more satisfied with her good work?

Green Dress

2006-08-01T23:59:33-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

Orihime is amazed at the lovely gift Uryuu has bestowed upon her, and she does her best to thank him and keep him from berating himself. [complete]

Watch Out For Snakes

2006-05-09T00:01:57-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Cheeky Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Megumi A. & Miki H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-9-06, Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

Mythology can be relevant to the present day, sometimes. [complete]

Faith and Strength

2004-07-18T19:42:06-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Zatch Bell
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-18-04, Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

[Konjiki no Gash Bell] A quick glance at two possible romances, because the ideas wouldn't let go of my brain. Plotless and excessively fluffy you have been warned. [complete]

Bludged

2003-10-07T20:02:42-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,008, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-7-03, Published: 10-7-03
Status: Complete

At the first Quidditch game of Harry's sixth year, Ginny shows off some brilliant Chasing, the Slytherins attempt vengeance, and Harry feels unusually protective. [complete]

Hogwarts Inquisition

2003-09-27T21:41:57-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Dolores U. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,515, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-27-03, Published: 9-27-03
Status: Complete

NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition! ... I'm so, so sorry. Based on Order of the Phoenix and Monty Python. [complete]

Be a Wizard

2003-07-27T13:47:55-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-27-03, Published: 7-27-03
Status: Complete

Welcome. Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are... (A song parody of "So You Wanted to Meet the Wizard", from the musical "The Wiz".) [complete]

Angry Wizard Polka

2003-07-04T20:33:33-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,158, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-4-03, Published: 7-4-03
Status: Complete

How would "Order of the Phoenix" look if it were performed by the characters as a polka? Let's find out. A song parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Angry White Boy Polka", featuring KickAss!Ginny, Credulous!Luna, and LoungeSinger!Sirius. [complete]

Short Scar, Long Broomstick

2003-06-27T22:26:50-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-27-03, Published: 6-27-03
Status: Complete

A parody of Cake's Short Skirt, Long Jacket, in which an unknown admirer pines for the Boy Who Lived. Feel free to fill in your preferred partner for Harry here. [complete]

Project ONE

2003-06-20T16:32:27-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-20-03, Published: 3-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Ever since Roger D. Aureus, founder of AkumaTech, was assassinated, rumors going around say the company has been involved in bizarre biological experiments. The city of Red Line had better watch out -- it's time to meet the experiments. [ongoing]

Hogwarts Polka

2003-06-19T08:18:31-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-19-03, Published: 6-19-03
Status: Complete

We take a look at Harry's friends, family, and enemies, filtered through several Muggle songs. A song parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Polka Party!", featuring InDenial!Ron, Playa!Draco, and Confused!Lockhart. (Rated PG for broomstick jokes.) [complete]

Mystery Fusion Theater 3000

2003-04-13T21:44:24-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,754, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-13-03, Published: 4-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Can you guess which anime series are fused together in each of these short stories? Idea definitely not stolen from Brian Randall, no siree. [NEW: Episodes 1 through 3]

Every Little Thing

2003-03-27T09:16:01-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Ranma & Akane
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-27-03, Published: 3-27-03
Status: Complete

A The Police song parody about Akane, from Ranma's point of view. Sappy and romantic? Er... Not quite. [complete]

Named After Black Horses

2003-03-22T19:23:52-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,478, Reviews: 38 Updated: 3-22-03, Published: 7-23-02
Status: Complete

Zim studies the strange human ritual known as sleep, with rather bizarre results. Alternate story title: Zimmy Nightmare Movies in FULL SOUND AND COLOR! [bask in my glorious COMPLETEness]

Inherit the Earth

2003-02-11T14:49:14-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Ranma & Akane
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,002, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-11-03, Published: 2-11-03
Status: In-Progress

An alternate universe that starts with the turn of a page. One rainy evening the Tendous are introduced to Saotome Ranma, a nervous, reticent teenager who won't be using the Moko Takabisha any time soon... [rewrite in progress]

Cheshire Grin

2003-01-16T20:22:19-08:00

Author: ShayCaron
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 30 Updated: 1-16-03, Published: 1-16-03
Status: In-Progress

It probably all started when Kyou got his fluffy orange tail handed to him yet again in yet another fight with Yuki. An innocent comment from Tohru got him horror of horrors thinking... [on hiatus until further notice]