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Life and Times of Joseph Dawson and the Blue Box

2008-06-11T22:31:15-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,825, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 4-15-08
Status: In-Progress

HL/DW, multiple Doctors. An odd sound filled the air, a cross between a car engine turning over and a piece of serrated concrete dragged across a slab of marble. It was unlike any sound Joe Dawson had ever heard, and it was a sound he would never forget.

Father of Mine

2007-09-09T21:38:10-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 21,149, Reviews: 48 Updated: 9-9-07, Published: 2-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Buffy and SG1. General Jack O'Neill discovers that the man who raised him wasn't his father. His biological father is 26 years younger than him.

He Waited

2007-07-06T15:10:47-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,034, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-6-07, Published: 7-6-07
Status: Complete

Doctor Who and Highlander, Thirteenth Doctor. He never thought his last moments would be on Earth, and that humans would be responsible.

Who Would Have Thought?

2006-02-12T22:36:49-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,902, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-12-06, Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles of 250 words or less. Answers my own Who Would Have Guessed It Challenge. Secrets are often not what they are suspected to be, if they are suspected at all. Includes WW, Amber, Buffy, SW, Roswell, HP, the Matrix, HL and the Sentinel.

Rite as Rayne

2005-08-15T14:31:55-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 20,794, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

HP, Dead Like Me, Buffy, and Angel xover. Rated M for language. Chaos literally abounds when Mason's cousins come to town.

Two In One

2005-04-17T12:03:11-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Superman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Clark has finally told Lois that he's Superman. He explains that one of the reasons why he put it off was that Lois had never seen the 'real' him before then. This is how I think Lois would respond.

Passion and Death

2005-03-26T21:47:55-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Pairing: Willow R. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-26-05, Published: 3-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Passion missing scene. Willow remembers what it's like to die.

A Foggy Day in Carebear Land

2005-03-26T20:23:19-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-26-05, Published: 3-26-05
Status: Complete

SG1,ST:DS9. Jack and Daniel get stranded in a place they've never been before, and they're not happy about it.

Endurance

2004-11-27T14:27:07-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 18,359, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-27-04, Published: 11-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Kal-El isn't as gone from the lives of the Kents as they'd thought. The final confrontations must be made, but will Clark, Jonathan, and Martha have the strength to endure them?

Superman is Clark Kent

2004-11-19T14:02:46-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-19-04, Published: 11-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Chloe Sullivan can't believe what she's reading.

The Early Hours

2004-10-20T19:42:32-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,742, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-20-04, Published: 10-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Exile missing scene. The early adventures of Jonathan Kent, Man of Steel.

The Cure

2004-09-07T18:09:15-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Fantasy
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-7-04, Published: 6-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Van Helsing-Buffy. 100-word and 150-word drabble series. For once, a werewolf isn't trying to kill him.

10 Incidents That Methos Wishes Had Happened to

2004-08-30T18:07:13-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-30-04, Published: 8-30-04
Status: Complete

Another response to the challenge, only on a different vein. This is a Highlander crossover with Early Edition, Roswell, Buffy, Sabrina, Spiderman, Dr. Who, Evolution, Stargate SG1, Smallville and Firefly.

Portals and People

2004-07-31T14:17:39-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 37,735, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-31-04, Published: 7-8-04
Status: In-Progress

WIP. Stargate-Buffy-HP-Angel-HL. TtH Mid-Year Fic-a-Thon 2004 story for dulcinea. Who the heck is that guy with the glowing green eyes?

10 Things That Never Happened to Oz

2004-07-30T11:41:29-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-30-04, Published: 7-30-04
Status: Complete

A Buffy xover with Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Stargate SG1, Matrix Revolutions, Futurama, Quantum Leap, Charmed, The XFiles, The Books of Amber by Roger Zelazny, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Incarnations of Immortality by Piers Anthony

To the Last

2004-06-29T11:39:38-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,419, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-29-04, Published: 6-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Buffy-HL. The Gathering has come, and it's come to Sunnydale. Xander, the only Immortal resident of the Hellmouth, is one of hundreds who have been drawn to the final battle place. The question is, will there be a Sunnydale left when it's over?

Guardians

2004-06-29T11:37:36-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-29-04, Published: 6-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Charmed-Buffy. Giles contacts the Elders, hoping to enlist their help in protecting the newly activated Slayers.

Surrendering to Civilization

2004-06-29T11:35:39-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-04, Published: 6-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Go Down Moses by William Faulkner fanfic. What if they found out where James Beauchamp had disappeared to and Isaac McCaslin went there to pay his debt?

In a Bind

2004-05-21T13:31:45-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Alexander H. & Giles, R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-21-04, Published: 5-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Allexander LaVele Harris, you have been bound...(incorrect spelling intentional)

This Isn't the Wine Cellar

2004-05-09T17:24:14-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,250, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-9-04, Published: 5-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Stargate-Amber. What if Luke hadn't spent all of his drug-induced Shadow traveling in the bar with the Mad Hatter and Humpty Dumpty?

Potential Faith

2004-05-06T11:59:06-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Faith
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,382, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-6-04, Published: 5-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Faith's first few weeks as the Slayer, or how Faith met Quentin.

The Entity of Seven

2004-01-26T14:02:09-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 21,629, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-26-04, Published: 1-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Time has ceased flowing in one direction, but Xander seems to be the only one to realize it. Also, there's someone after him and he's determined to get Xander one way or another, and it's all because of a destiny Xander never would have dreamed of having.

Chance Beginnings

2004-01-05T14:17:28-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,367, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-5-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: In-Progress

HL-HP. Albus Dumbledore thinks that Methos is a muggle, while Methos thinks Dumbledore is a mortal. Soon enough, however, they're both proved wrong.

Surprises IV: Revelations

2003-12-17T21:55:48-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,131, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-17-03, Published: 12-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Angel-HL. Mary's no stranger to things weird and wacky and neither is her father, only they're keeping it a secret from each other. That's all about to change.

Dream World

2003-12-13T11:24:14-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-13-03, Published: 12-13-03
Status: In-Progress

HL and Matrix x-over. Methos dreams of another, frightening world.

Surprises III

2003-11-29T14:19:27-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-29-03, Published: 11-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Highlander, Angel. Mary and Wesley's first meeting in Los Angeles. Involves cottage cheese, green slime, and Angel with bad hair.

Surprises II: Familiarity

2003-11-26T21:31:42-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,573, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-26-03, Published: 11-26-03
Status: In-Progress

HL, Angel. Mary Lindsay grows up without ever knowing her father, Wesley WyndhamPryce. That all changes when he shows up out of the blue at her high school graduation ceremony.

Surprises

2003-11-25T21:42:35-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-25-03, Published: 11-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Buffy, Highlander xover. Dr. Anne Lindsay has already told her exboyfriend that she's pregnant. Now she has to tell the father.

An Immortal Life Series 6: Sidelines

2003-11-10T07:42:04-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,170, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-10-03, Published: 11-10-03
Status: Complete

Buffy, HL. What happens when you place six Immortals together? Will they find a way to escape, or will they drive each other crazy first?

Underage

2003-10-28T16:44:34-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,477, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-28-03, Published: 10-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Two demons, both virgins, take in a human boy. They spend the next thousand years raising him from a baby to a young adult, over and over and over again...

Bienvenue à la Bouche de l'Enfer

2003-10-16T13:54:00-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Buffy S. & Faith
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,081, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-16-03, Published: 10-16-03
Status: In-Progress

AU. After Buffy burns down Hemery High's gym, she and her mother movie to LA state where Buffy's greatest challenges are CMT, alligators, and the Lafayette bus system.

An Immortal Life Series: Interference

2003-10-16T13:50:06-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,308, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-16-03, Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

BtVSHL. After Checkpoint, Quentin Travers gets a lecture from his superior that he's not going to forget easily.

Twelfth Host

2003-05-11T21:15:14-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: StarTrek: Deep Space Nine
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Ezri D. & Sisko, B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,094, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-11-03, Published: 5-11-03
Status: In-Progress

When the Defiant is transported into the future, the crew runs into a stranger who turns out to be a very familiar friend.

An Immortal Life, Trials Past: Versailles, 1675

2003-05-10T10:38:41-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-10-03, Published: 5-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Buffy/Highlander x-over. Marie's First Death.

An Immortal Life, TP: 1999, Day in the Life

2003-04-09T11:35:35-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,113, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-9-03, Published: 4-9-03
Status: Complete

BtVSHL. In Mes Amis, Joe Dawson meets Alex LaVelle in 1996 Paris. In Need, Joe appears in 1999 Sunnydale where he meets the younger version of LaVelle, only he doesn't give any indication that he recognizes Xander. This story explains why. It covers a tim

Childe of the Mystik Realms

2002-12-24T10:09:59-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/General
Pairing: Alexander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,364, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-24-02, Published: 12-24-02
Status: In-Progress

He thought he was human. He thought he was free. He never expected both facts to be false.

An Immortal Life, Trials Past: Africa, Bronze Age

2002-11-02T20:19:25-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,203, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-2-02, Published: 11-2-02
Status: In-Progress

HL/BtVS x-over. Methos met a demon long before he met Xander. It led him to desire a better life away from his comrades in death.

What You Were Signing Up For

2002-07-30T12:34:14-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,515, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-30-02, Published: 7-30-02
Status: In-Progress

new ending! Highlander/Stargate x-over. Daniel once again activates an alien device. Only this time, it kills him. He just doesn't stay dead.

Dead

2002-06-27T20:09:23-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-27-02, Published: 6-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Set during 'Tomorrow.' All Wesley wants is to feel again, but it seems as if he's incapable of it.

An Immortal Life Series 5: Merging

2002-06-27T19:52:30-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,822, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-27-02, Published: 6-27-02
Status: Complete

HL:TS, HL:TR, Buffy, Angel xover. Doyle promised Alex LaVelle that it would happen, and he wasn't kidding.

An Immortal Life Series 4: Mes Amis

2002-05-27T12:31:09-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,782, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-27-02, Published: 5-27-02
Status: Complete

HL, BtVS, Angel. In 1996 Paris, the older Xander Harris runs into trouble when his student meets his younger self in Sunnydale.

Loss

2002-05-10T14:36:44-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 699, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-10-02, Published: 5-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Methos reminisces over things lost and things to come after the conclusion of 'Not to Be.'

This Sure Ain't Kansas

2002-05-05T21:48:19-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,952, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-5-02, Published: 5-5-02
Status: In-Progress

Buffy/Angel/the world where they're TV shows. Lara, a Buffy fan, is transported to the Buffy universe while Buffy, Darla, and Drusilla are transported to Lara's world. Who is behind all of it? And how will they get home?

Red Sky

2002-04-27T22:09:03-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,632, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-27-02, Published: 4-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Fred's thoughts are full of evolutionary theories and other related subjects while she, Gunn, and Wesley research an alarming apocalyptic prophecy about a demon that evolves at an alarming rate.

Safe

2002-04-11T13:31:25-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

A Catcher in the Rye fanfic. Living in the house of an abusive drunk, a teenage girl longs for someplace to feel safe. Then she meets Holden Caulfield.

Mystery Voyager Theatre 3000

2002-04-11T13:26:12-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,736, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

MST3K/Star Trek: Voyager x-over. Tom Paris gets transported to the Satelite of Love. Will his sanity remain intact, or will he never visit a holodeck again?

Life Must Go On

2002-04-11T13:24:13-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

An Of Mice and Men fanfic. After Lennie's death, George doesn't feel like moving on.

What It Feels to Be Shot

2002-04-11T13:20:29-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,443, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Highlander/The Crow x-over. When Eric Draven comes across an Immortal, the crow tells him to go to the world's oldest man for help.

The Ruler of Antar

2002-04-11T13:19:22-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Roswell
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,845, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Over fifty Earth years ago, Zan was betrayed by his sister and lost his planet to the Skins. His only hope is that his clone will avenge his death. Here is what could have taken place in the last few hours of his life.

The Priest's Revenge

2002-04-11T10:01:18-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Pairing: Giles, R. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,684, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

An old enemy of Giles' comes to Sunnydale to exact the perfect revenge on the Watcher's Council: he plans to cast a spell that will prevent any more Chosen Ones from being called for the rest of eternity...

Guilt

2002-04-11T09:57:52-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

A Separate Peace fanfic. One night at boot camp, a soldier mourns for his lost friend, Finny.

My Darling Katya

2002-04-11T09:55:37-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 910, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

When his love doesn't show up for dinner, Prince Henry learns the truth of what his father has done to get her out of the way. Little do they know that Katya is an Immortal...

The Medusa Slayer

2002-04-11T09:54:14-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,001, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

A two thousand-year-old legend is after Methos' head.

Sunnydale Before Sunrise

2002-04-11T09:53:15-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Buffy S. & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-11-02, Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

a song parody set to the tune of "supercallifragillisticicspialladoughshus."

Maria the Corruptor

2002-04-10T21:37:37-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Riley F. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

This is a story I wrote for my 700 posts thread on It features me, Riley Finn, and Maria the Corruptor, Molloch the internet demon's sister.

Flatlander, the Newbie

2002-04-10T21:31:58-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Wesley W. & Wesley W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

This is a story I wrote for my 500 posts thread on the message boards at buffysearch.com. It features me, a few other board members, and the Buffy 3rd Season Wesley Wyndham-Pryce.

A Crazy Flatlander

2002-04-10T21:26:40-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Buffy and Highlander xover. A conversation between two doctors during the Flatlander's stay in the insane asylum.

Horsing Around

2002-04-10T21:18:29-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,010, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Joe, Methos, and Duncan go on vacation to the Barley Horse Ranch. While there, they meet another Immortal named Josephine Candy. Joe instantly recognizes her, and it isn't from the Watcher Chronicles.

Doyle, Demon Watcher

2002-04-10T21:14:00-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,597, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

HL/BtVS/Angel x-over. Doyle, Watcher's Society member for three years, is working with Angel & Cordelia when Joe Dawson comes to town. Joe needs his help in solving a case where Watchers were found drained of blood in the LA area. Also, Amanda is in town,

Goa'uld Writing Utensils

2002-04-10T21:10:22-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,186, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Pencils can be very helpful in close combat. Really, they can. And blue crystal aliens are very good at the twist.

Dangerous Time

2002-04-10T21:08:37-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: Roswell
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,818, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

A battle with the Skins goes horribly wrong. Several years later, Liz must use the granilith to travel back in time in order to prevent it. Will she succeed?

A Mix of Characters 2: Knives, Fangs, and Phasers

2002-04-10T20:56:51-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,583, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Buffy, Simpsons, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Real Life. The Ducrests' go to Janell's mother's house, where even more things come out of the television set...

A Mix of Characters

2002-04-10T20:55:37-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Highlander, Dilbert, Dreamcast, Star Trek: Voyager, Real Life. Sometimes weird things happen in the Ducrests' living room...

An Immortal Life Series 3: Alternative

2002-04-10T20:53:18-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,979, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Buffy, Highlander xover. An older, wiser Xander Harris must travel through time to prevent one of Willow's spells from going awry.

An Immortal Life Series 2: Need

2002-04-10T20:52:08-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,579, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Buffy, Highlander xover. The Slayer and her Slayerettes come to grips with Xander's Immortality while they track down Mary's informant.

An Immortal Life Series 1: Too Late

2002-04-10T20:50:33-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,325, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: Complete

Buffy, Highlander xover. Xander Harris reflects on his life and his Immortality as he fights in his second Immortal challenge.

New Dilemnas #1: A Distraction

2002-04-10T20:00:19-08:00

Author: Flatlander Jr
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 21,202, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-02, Published: 4-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Buffy/Angel/Roswell x-over. R for one part of sexual abuse/rape, PG-13 for rest. The night after Tess leaves, Isabel has a dream about Oz. Max follows him around Roswell, but he's watching the wrong guy. A Skin is in town, and he will stop at nothing to d