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Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic

2008-08-28T11:26:50-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,652, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-28-08, Published: 8-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry just knew that Umbridge’s field trip to the ancient springs of Jusenkyo would end badly. The year is now fraught with the danger of curses triggered by cold water, Luna’s new pet rabbit, a horny toad and OWLS, but it can only get better. AU OotP

Normal to be a freak

2008-07-01T13:40:24-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,550, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

Fire Demon

2008-06-19T22:32:34-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 91,043, Reviews: 228 Updated: 6-19-08, Published: 5-21-03
Status: In-Progress

AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.

Naruto's Missing Village

2008-04-19T10:15:31-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,562, Reviews: 25 Updated: 4-19-08, Published: 9-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke is curious as to how Naruto could possibly lose an entire village he was hired to protect, but the details are so highly classified that only other catastrophic blunders possibly warrant similar lip-zipping. So what does this have to do with Elvis?

Left Turn at Albuquerque

2008-03-18T19:13:19-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Goku S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,022, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-18-08, Published: 12-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto crossover. There’s a reason why Itachi should never be allowed to read maps. Dr. Nii hires the Akatsuki to fetch a scroll. Hidan receives a divine mission from Jashin, although it's just Kanzeon Bosatsu meddling again. Tobi finds a friend in Goku.

Knee deep

2008-01-10T22:20:57-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jean H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

It was just supposed to be an uneventful military exercise, and then the unexpected flashflood buried the heavy equipment in mud.

A friend in need

2007-11-15T19:06:52-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Kiba I. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-15-07, Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Sakura and Kiba have a private moment. Nod nod wink wink.

Tango no Sekku

2007-07-17T18:37:18-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-17-07, Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.

Saving Grace

2007-06-29T21:14:27-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 19, Words: 101,543, Reviews: 121 Updated: 6-29-07, Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

Sinking fast in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission’s disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabatoge, and scientific experiements do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura

Ding dong, the witch is dead

2006-12-08T23:24:09-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: C. S. Lewis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-8-06, Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

The unholy lovechild between L. Frank Baum and C. S. Lewis.

Of all that exists, only I

2005-04-25T21:09:44-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-25-05, Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Itachi hears the whispers of his fate. Oneshot. Spoilers for chap. 257. Not so much guilty at stealing cookies as it is being caught with the hand in the cookie jar. Not so much angst as it is philosophy.

Switched!

2005-03-24T10:21:01-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 59,777, Reviews: 275 Updated: 3-24-05, Published: 2-22-04
Status: Complete

It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.

Pandora's Box

2004-08-24T14:23:15-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 31, Words: 192,213, Reviews: 248 Updated: 8-24-04, Published: 4-25-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to AGRT. It’s up to Snape and Harry to save the universe, and it somehow requires a good Tom Riddle. Ghosts of the past and skeletons from the closet accompany our intrepid heroes on their adventures, and it's a bumpy ride for everyone involved!

A Gutter Rat's Tale

2002-10-02T19:49:22-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 17, Words: 102,636, Reviews: 138 Updated: 10-2-02, Published: 3-6-02
Status: Complete

Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.