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The Bad Beginning: A Parody

2008-06-03T16:04:37-08:00

Author: scrumdidileumptious
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,917, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-3-08, Published: 6-3-08
Status: Complete

Eyebrow wigglin', Austin Powers announces that certain characters have the mojo, and drunk people understand Sunny's baby language.

New Moon: A Parody

2008-05-12T14:33:53-08:00

Author: scrumdidileumptious
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-12-08, Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.

Twilight: A Parody

2008-05-11T15:44:09-08:00

Author: scrumdidileumptious
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

Bella has a pudding fetish, Jessica's into chicks, and Edward's a disco ball. Pure crack.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: A Parody

2008-05-11T14:21:47-08:00

Author: scrumdidileumptious
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,465, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

A parody in which my blood, tears, and sweat went into. Well, mostly tears and sweat, because I don't see how merely typing can make my fingers bleed, but you get the idea.