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Legend of Zelda: Eternity Chasm

2008-08-05T13:48:47-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Zelda
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,695, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-5-08, Published: 7-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Link, a mute wolfman is sent to defend the school of Hogwarts, along with his teacher Alterian and the princess Zelda. But can he keep an over-curious trio of students from discovering the real reason they came?

White Cat and Black Moon

2008-08-03T13:39:02-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,895, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-3-08, Published: 7-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Not your traditional exorcists go to Hogwarts fic. Allen's a girl and she has cat ears? Lenalee has parasitic innocence, and she's violent? Cross had two pupils? Hogwarts just got a little livelier... but a fatal alliance looms on the horizon...

Half Moon Dreaming

2008-07-31T19:03:40-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Conan E. & Ai Haibara
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,747, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-31-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Tenko gets lost, and the Shounen Tantei aren't helping. With the appearance of the elusive Emissary of Chaos and Anon joining a shady group that dresses in black, Ueki and co. are in for far more than they bargained for...

Spooferific!

2008-07-29T20:02:14-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-29-08, Published: 7-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Doom set up a truth or dare show with Conan blackmailed into being the host. All characters are fully aware of what they're doing so if you like obscure pairings this may take awhile. Enjoy, and please REVIEW! -Doom

The Voyage Of The Laundry Basket

2008-07-24T19:22:51-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Zelda
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,172, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

The Emissary of Chaos got bored, and being the insane being she is, her diary wouldn't make any sense. References to Law of Ueki, Wind Waker, Bleach, Detective Conan and Rurouni Kenshin. If you haven't read any of those it will seem random.

Diamond Echo: A High School Story

2008-07-17T18:20:08-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Lucy & Natsu
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,528, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-17-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: In-Progress

So here I am between Natsu the human flamethrower and Gray, A.K.A. frosty the snowman reincarnate. Our teacher walks around in armor and sometimes other schools come and attack this one for reasons beyond me. WHAT'S WITH THIS CRAZY PLACE?

Rewind

2008-07-15T20:05:56-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Shinichi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-15-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: In-Progress

She was not anyone or anything he had ever seen before. He tried to focus on her face, tried to memorize the details like he always did. But he found his eyes drawn away from her face and to the multitude of shimmering wings on her back... AU

The Okami War

2008-07-14T17:31:39-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Okami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 14,820, Reviews: 34 Updated: 7-14-08, Published: 4-7-08
Status: In-Progress

The story became a legend, and she was forgotten. But even so, she was ready, to once again gather all of her legends back into her claws, and bare her fangs defiantly at the deep darkness, and this time, she wasn't alone.

The fox, the crow and the stalker

2008-06-25T13:47:57-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,832, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-25-08, Published: 6-7-08
Status: In-Progress

ANBU are seen as shinobi elites, so why is it that the current ANBU force consists of nothing but people with crazy situations? And why was it that they got sent to border patrol- disguised as high school students? AND THEN THE STALKERS CAME.

H A P P Y chat

2008-06-10T19:11:06-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,783, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-10-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: In-Progress

If they've appeared in my fanfictions, they've somehow gotten an MSN account and now will talk about any event that you want. Review with the story and what you want them to be talking about/happening/duking it out over. Enjoy! category is random

One handed fist of karma

2008-06-02T17:53:40-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Ranma & Akane
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,958, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-2-08, Published: 5-12-08
Status: In-Progress

The goddess Tawna shows up in Furinkan, Ichigo needs to turn Ranma into a shinigami, they all get flushed down a parralel dimension. If that wasn't bad enough, what's poor Allen doing in FMA world with a talking book? Mass crossover, hated char. whacking.

The forgotten one

2008-05-29T19:03:35-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Okami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 833, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-29-08, Published: 5-29-08
Status: In-Progress

After Ammy returns to the Celestial Plain, Issun is heatbroken over losing his friend. He recieves a message in his sleep- a call for help deep in Yoshpet. Instantly, Issun is in for a quest more dangerous, and more personal, then the one before. Spoilers

The all knowing coffee

2008-05-05T19:20:24-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: O-Parts Hunter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,151, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-5-08, Published: 4-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Shiki has many questions in his life. Does his dreams have any signifigance? Is it happiness or sadness when your friend cheers you up with a headbutt? And why is Shina only approachable after she's had her morning cup of coffee? Only the coffee knows...

Beep

2008-05-02T20:53:22-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

He was a highly complex apparatus that could perform impossibly hard calculations in an eyeblink.He ruled over a parallel dimension, and could warp the space-time fabric with no warning. And he was bored. Yet another pointless one-shot.

Height Contest

2008-05-02T20:13:28-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Admit it, you've been waiting for this. Category because it contains lots of bleach characters.

Epic Insanity

2008-04-28T16:01:15-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Chronicles of the Cursed Sword
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,882, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-28-08, Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Radish and Wolfwings... the two greatest warriors with the ability to make all their stupid idiocies reality. Watch them duke it out as it becoms less cursed sword and more multi-anime! ... and it gets stranger.

Wolf Song

2008-04-16T17:38:31-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Pairing: Dark M. & Daisuke N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-16-08, Published: 4-16-08
Status: In-Progress

UNDER REVISION

Text messaging of doom

2008-04-08T16:31:37-08:00

Author: Giant-flying-radish-of-doom
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Kagome & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-8-08, Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

This is what happens when you get Inuyasha, Kagome, Risa, Dark, Daisuke, Sora, Riku, Maleficent and me on the same chatroom, and start playing the Water Buffalo Song in the background... insanity. one shot.