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Baltimore Sound

2008-10-12T19:43:52-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,795, Reviews: 47 Updated: 10-12-08, Published: 7-4-08
Status: In-Progress

...with the latest, greatest Baltimore sound! A series of unrelated ficlets that feature some of the Nicest Kids in Town!

To the Stars

2008-09-27T22:25:01-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rose D. & Jack D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,630, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of oneshots featuring what I imagine Jack and Rose's lives would be like had he survived. Definitely AU and extremely fluffy.

Sammen i Himlen

2008-08-19T12:42:30-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Helga D. & Fabrizio D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-19-08, Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

On the Ship of Dreams, two people who speak different languages understand each other perfectly. Helga and Fabrizio oneshot.

Strangers

2008-08-16T08:39:36-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,020, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-16-08, Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

Katie never thought that her last moments would be shared with a stranger who had given her his seat only hours earlier. Oneshot that I wrote in the wee hours of the morning.

It's Story Time!

2008-08-14T15:42:01-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-14-08, Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

What if the HoND characters read fanfiction about themselves? Revamped to offend less people.

Doing One's Duty

2008-08-08T11:20:32-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 17, Words: 38,590, Reviews: 63 Updated: 8-8-08, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

Killing was, ironically enough, Sophie's way of living. JeanOC. Final chapter up! Now complete!

A JoBros Fangirl Fantasy

2008-07-23T14:44:52-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: A Cinderella Story
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

If you have ever had the misfortune to read a JoBros fic where it doesn't belong, this is for you. I apologize for putting it under this category, but this is where they are most rampant.

OI's iPod Challenge

2008-07-02T07:30:01-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,531, Reviews: 61 Updated: 7-2-08, Published: 6-26-08
Status: Complete

Ten drabbles about various Hairspray characters set to ten different songs on my iPod, as challenged by Obviously Insane!

Brenda: Ben's Inner Woman

2008-05-22T19:57:42-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,136, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-22-08, Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

Response to GreenWood Elf's Gender Bender challenge. What if Benjamin Martin was actually a woman? Yes, this is an anachronistic parody. All I can say is: Be prepared. Finally over to protect sanity.

The Very Secret Diaries Patriot Style

2008-05-11T14:02:51-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,640, Reviews: 51 Updated: 5-11-08, Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

The Very Secret Diaries, Patriot Style! Warning: Utter insanity ahead. Eighth and final diaries: Gabriel Martin Part Two!

When A Stranger Calls

2008-04-30T14:57:56-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,932, Reviews: 57 Updated: 4-30-08, Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

Loosely based off of the movie When A Stranger Calls. Amber is babysitting one night when she receives some mysterious phone calls. Rated T for suspense. Last chapter is up!

All For Love

2008-03-27T21:22:20-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,922, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-27-08, Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot dedicated to Just Another Hairspray Lover. Seaweed is going to prove his love to Penny by tracking down her favorite, rarely made lollipop; no matter what. Fluffy as a chinchilla with various couples.

Road Trip

2008-03-26T16:33:27-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,398, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-26-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Corny could not understand how the six year old was already bored; they had only been gone for fifteen minutes.' The Collins family is on a less than perfect roadtrip.

MarySue the Outlander

2008-03-08T16:09:13-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Children of the Corn
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,481, Reviews: 25 Updated: 3-8-08, Published: 2-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Yes, you read correctly; a Mary-Sue parody! Why? Because we need one. Apologies for the craptastic title. T for general Sueishness.

Ilium

2008-02-23T22:37:18-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Troy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 19, Words: 49,541, Reviews: 157 Updated: 2-23-08, Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

Major AU. When Cassandra, Briseis, and Chryseis become the slaves of Agamemnon, they are thrown into a completely different world and struggle to adapt. Now complete! Many thanks to my reviewers!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Awards

2008-01-06T00:27:13-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,500, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-6-08, Published: 1-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Need I say more? Awards are presented to various authors and their fics on the same day as the Festival of Fools. Nominations begin in December!

Bittersweet

2007-12-12T17:50:36-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,227, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-12-07, Published: 12-12-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Not an actual ClopinOC. A young Romani girl watches Clopin throughout her life, loving him and knowing he will never return her love. Slight angst and a hint of romance, but only if you squint.

MarieSue

2007-12-01T14:49:17-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,487, Reviews: 83 Updated: 12-1-07, Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

It's an angel! It's a demon! It's...a French MarySue! Join Amy the MarieSue as she falls passionately in love with all the male characters of HoND and learns words with more than one syllable! T for general Sueishness. Now complete.