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Linguistic Dendrology

2008-04-24T13:34:02-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

Very brief humor ficlet resulting from a misspelling in one of my earliest SG-1 fics. Involves tree people. Crack may have been involved. Could be any season with the classic team.

Fare Le Corna

2008-04-24T13:26:39-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

A silly little banter ficlet written for my friend Izh's birthday. An empty theater, Shakespeare, and discussion of the term "cuckold." Season 1, no spoilers.

Positive Reinforcement

2008-04-02T13:47:15-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,434, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Silly piece of fluff in which Dean Winchester runs afoul of the county fuzz. Or not. Season 1, no spoilers.

Hand to hand

2008-03-21T10:03:15-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-21-08, Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

Sam kicks ass. That's a pretty comprehensive summary of this ficlet, as well as a general statement of approval. Season 4 or 5-ish. Violence.

Boys

2008-03-21T10:00:53-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-21-08, Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

Shamelessly maudlin contemplation of the men of SG-1 from Sam's POV. Season 8, spoilers for "New Order."

Aggravated Destruction of Property

2008-02-23T15:31:32-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Quinn, J. & Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,337, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-23-08, Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

From prompt "Jonas Quinn, Vala Mal Doran, misplace." Vala rescues Jonas by blowing things up and getting herself arrested. Season 10.

Girls and Jaffa Do Not Fight Fair

2008-01-14T14:51:53-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-14-08, Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

SG-1 return from a mission-gone-wrong and recount their misadventures for General Jack. Teal'c references Star Wars, Daniel has difficulty with some chainmail and Sam has all the fun, as usual. Season 8.

Clip Show

2007-12-10T17:09:07-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,993, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

Just what it says on the tin. Somewhat maudlin Sam fic. Weird aliens, assorted memories good and bad, blue JelloO. Season 7.

Retail Price

2007-12-10T17:00:31-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Carter, S. & Mitchell, C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

Humorous ficlet in which Sam and Teal'c are compelled to pay retail price for one archaeologist and one Air Force Colonel. Season 9.

Overheard in the ICU

2007-12-10T16:57:20-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Fraiser, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

SG1House M.D. Crossover. Gregory House vs. Janet Frasier. Banter for the sake of banter with a minuscule plot and a very sick Daniel. Season 7.

The Gray

2007-12-10T16:53:23-08:00

Author: Kalquessa
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,326, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

SG1 are in the familiar position of encountering a civilization where technology masquerades as magic. They're in for a surprise when they attempt to find out who is hiding the technology and why. Season 1 teamfic, Sam POV. Season 1.