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Closing Remarks

2008-08-20T10:08:25-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,276, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Thief of Time. Jeremy and Myria spend their final moments together after the clock strikes 1.

Clockwork

2008-08-19T20:25:14-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-19-08, Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

Thief of Time. A prose poem based on Jeremy and his pursuit of perfection.

NPC Drabbles

2008-07-23T19:53:34-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Gaia Online
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 11-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Various blurbs based on the manga. Latest chapter: A continuation on Sam's inner conflict about Liam.

Scandinavian Soliloquy

2008-06-25T20:34:10-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-25-08, Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Metalocalypse. A reflection on Toki, music, and a gym. Edited version up.

The Torture of Waiting

2007-11-30T22:39:38-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Gaia Online
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,889, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-30-07, Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Trapped inside a city, hoping for salvation she knew wouldn't come and listening to the rest of the world fall, she wrote a diary entry to keep her sanity. NPCcentric AU

Reminder

2007-11-02T16:49:28-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Gaia Online
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,094, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-2-07, Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

Moira was convinced that she had no more feelings for him. She should have known womanizers are tricker than that. Partial LiamXMoira

IHOP

2007-10-05T16:59:24-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Misc. Games
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-5-07, Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Pop'n Music: Uno is brought to Hell 14, and given his first assignment... Make pancakes. Pointless GSKUno fluff.

True Masculinity

2007-10-05T15:25:01-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Misc. Games
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 827, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-5-07, Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Pop'n Music: Koku Sotsu Kun hates what Hiroshima did to him. That doesn't mean, however, he is any less of a man. P1 P2 rape

Of Hats and Privacy

2007-10-05T14:57:36-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Misc. Games
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-5-07, Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Pop'n Music. Goku works his way into Uno's room, and can stay as long as he keeps quiet. But Uno just had to leave his montera out...

Busywork

2007-08-06T13:02:12-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kira I. & Ichimaru G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-6-07, Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

Kira struggles to keep his Taichou's attention to finish their paperwork.

29 Juni 2000

2007-08-01T13:11:14-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-1-07, Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

Shortly after the tournament ends, Eliza writes a diary entry.

Don't Ask Faust

2007-02-02T11:49:10-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,827, Reviews: 37 Updated: 2-2-07, Published: 7-28-06
Status: In-Progress

Forcing our favorite necromancer to speak almost never ends well.

Of Muffins and Ancestors

2007-01-18T10:49:21-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,279, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-18-07, Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Faust I has come to collect what he's owed from Eliza. This can only mean trouble for his poor descendant.

A Chance Encounter

2006-12-31T13:47:37-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Eliza F. & Hao A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-31-06, Published: 12-31-06
Status: Complete

Hao finds Faust and Eliza separated from the rest of the group, and unarmed on top of that. It's the perfect opportunity to gain an alliance as long as he can get them to cooperate.

Some Sort of Christmas

2006-12-20T17:30:30-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,067, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-20-06, Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

It was the day before Christmas, and she was stuck in the hospital. If he didn't work fast, she would completely miss it again. young FXE

Gauging Dependency

2006-12-07T19:11:38-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII & Eliza F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,335, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-7-06, Published: 12-7-06
Status: Complete

He'd slipped into a depression after only 3 days of being away from Eliza. The question was rising as to how healthy the relationship was for him. FaustXEliza

Reassurence

2006-11-11T15:41:54-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,328, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-11-06, Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

It happens to every doctor... by your own hand, a patient dies. When this hits Faust VIII hard, he turns to his father.

Late Night Monsters

2006-10-28T10:49:01-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,215, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-28-06, Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

A four year old Faust VIII has a monster in his room. It's up to Faust VII to save him.

Fixing up After the Sudden Impact

2006-10-12T18:49:24-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-12-06, Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

The fall from the plane was much worse than he'd anticipated. It was a good thing Faust had his Eliza to fix him up.

The Talk

2006-10-07T14:59:32-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,479, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-7-06, Published: 10-7-06
Status: Complete

Every parent dreads teaching their children about puberty. The time has finally arrived in the Faust household.

Fixing the Issue

2006-09-27T12:22:29-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII & Eliza F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,504, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to The Socialization Issue. Faust VII arranges a meeting for Johann and Eliza. Most likely a one shot.

Dam Burst

2006-09-17T14:36:04-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-17-06, Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

Eliza finally confronts the man her husband has become.

The 'Socialization Issue'

2006-09-10T15:44:58-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,091, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-10-06, Published: 9-10-06
Status: Complete

Faust VII contemplates his six year old son's problems in school.

Death March

2006-09-06T13:14:20-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hao A. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,102, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-6-06, Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

A BoZ leads home a drunken Hao, giving the monk time to contemplate his new role in life. The unofficial sequel to Tough Love.

Tough Love

2006-08-27T16:10:08-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-27-06, Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

Eliza wants control of her body so Faust decides to force her to learn. The first not exactly loving FaustXEliza on the site.

Past Tense

2006-07-27T06:20:32-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-27-06, Published: 7-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Her name was E something and she lived in a house. They said she was dangerous... but... how much could she hurt him through a window? Finally showing the right file

Lost In Translation

2006-07-26T20:10:30-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Eliza F. & Yoh A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-26-06, Published: 7-26-06
Status: Complete

When Faust is away, Eliza is... stuck without any Japanese. Yoh finds this out and decides to make do.

Making it Right

2006-04-20T09:49:30-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Jinx & Billy Numerous
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,206, Reviews: 24 Updated: 4-20-06, Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Twelve years after the events of Titans Together, the HIVE FIVE are finally defrosted. There are some things in life that are unforgiveable, and a price has to be paid. Kyd goes to Jinx to collect it. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

Meeting

2006-04-03T11:24:16-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Gizmo & Cyborg
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-3-06, Published: 4-3-06
Status: Complete

Years in the future, Cyborg hunts Gizmo down to have as close to a heart to heart as they'll ever get.

Faded

2005-10-26T12:46:33-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ren T. & Horohoro U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-26-05, Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

The one way to get Ren into a singing fic, give him experimental milk! HoroRen

Schadenfreude

2005-10-11T19:50:49-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: J. Faust VIII & Eliza F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,127, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-11-05, Published: 10-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Suppository. The boys are vengeful after what has been done to them. So rather than just lick their wounds, they decide to get Faust back. The title means, very fittingly, 'happiness at the misfortune of others'.

A Taste of Chocolate

2005-09-15T17:21:18-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,803, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-15-05, Published: 9-15-05
Status: In-Progress

A mild yaoi what I feel would most likely happen at the result of any kiss. Very onesided CharlieWonka

Puppetry Musings

2005-08-21T16:10:08-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-21-05, Published: 8-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Eliza contemplates being alive again as she watches Faust sleep. Deep and painful, will apparently make you rethink Eliza on the whole. Rated because stress makes her swear.

Care for a Drink?

2005-07-27T03:15:57-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: J. Faust VIII & Pillica U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,230, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-27-05, Published: 7-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Pirika is bored as she waits for the final fight to be done, she's sick of looking after her brother. It's up to our favorite bone dog to bail her out! More serious than it sounds.

The Contest

2005-07-21T20:14:16-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-21-05, Published: 7-21-05
Status: In-Progress

More young Faust and Eliza. A restaurant has an all you can eat night. Who can resist a little contest?

Oh Baby

2005-06-23T14:08:49-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,225, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-23-05, Published: 6-23-05
Status: In-Progress

FaustXEliza. Eliza is sick of Johann pressuring her, so she decides that they need to have a little talk. Please R&R

Love Letter of a Different Sort

2005-06-18T11:51:59-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: J. Faust VIII & Eliza F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-18-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Faust writes a letter to Eliza to explain to her his progress. It's a standard FaustXEliza, please R&R

Late Night Musings

2005-06-01T13:56:56-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-1-05, Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Eliza thinks in bed about her coming marriage to a cursed man. FaustXEliza, obviously.

Suppository

2005-04-28T16:58:37-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eliza F. & J. Faust VIII
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,912, Reviews: 33 Updated: 4-28-05, Published: 4-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Rated for innuendos. Poor Faust... he just wants to give medical advice. Unfortunately, Horo Horo was bored, Faust isn't 100 percent confident in his Japanese, and this obviously can't end well.

Selection Process

2005-04-08T15:23:34-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Shinzo
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-8-05, Published: 4-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Why Sago was chosen- rated for language. The jewel's point of view on a less than perfect host.

Drabbles

2005-02-02T16:43:02-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 613, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-2-05, Published: 2-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Sick of One Piece drabbles? Here's some more!

The Cycle of Street Trash

2005-01-16T18:28:04-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-16-05, Published: 1-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Everyone ignores the fact that Rinku came from the streets, if they don't ignore him all together. A journal piece set the night of the first round. Strong language and themes. Please R&R

Night Shift

2004-12-02T18:03:20-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Cypher & Trinity
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,257, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-2-04, Published: 12-2-04
Status: In-Progress

A little topic long over due: a cute CypherTrinity. Set eight years before Neo, late night on the Neb. Not romance. Please R&R.

Reasons to Avoid the Public Bath

2003-12-01T18:49:33-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,106, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-1-03, Published: 11-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Kuwabara wants a rematch, so he decides to drop in on Rinku in the... public bath to ask for one. Far better than it sounds, I can't do descriptions. Now updated with chapter 2. Jin appears, as a bonus (or bribe).

Dominos

2003-11-17T04:29:21-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Dragon Knights
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-17-03, Published: 11-17-03
Status: In-Progress

An AU look at Vierrez's life from the point he met Cesia to the point of his death. Will move to an R in later chapters, but for now it's good for all the kiddies. R&R

Threat to Humanity

2002-06-12T20:59:23-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hirokazu S. & Ruki M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,886, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-12-02, Published: 4-7-02
Status: In-Progress

Hirokazu/Ruki friendship: You fools, who try to wipe out any threat which challenges you, beating them until they die. And then you who do nothing. Do you ever think of the consiquences?

Father

2002-04-22T16:55:15-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hirokazu S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,546, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-22-02, Published: 11-23-01
Status: In-Progress

Hirokazu is left behind by his father. But when that man comes back with open arms and some rather disturbing information, will he accept? (FINALLY Updated with Chapter 6)

Pills

2001-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,250, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-6-01, Published: 12-6-01
Status: In-Progress

Studying has gotten a little difficult for Jyou, so he turns to aids for help.

Misplacement

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-19-01, Published: 11-19-01
Status: In-Progress

A one sided conversation between Impmon and Takato. It's a little dark, but it came out great.

Painful Memories

2001-11-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lizard Pie
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,056, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-5-01, Published: 11-5-01
Status: In-Progress

Impmon captures Takato, but are the fruits of his labors as bitter as the seeds?