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The Random Fic of DOOM!

2008-09-02T14:18:57-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Pendragon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,498, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-2-08, Published: 8-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Just a whole bunch of random fics loosely related to one another by which I mean like 58th cousins 98 times removed that are totally random! Oh, and did I mention there's randomness? I wish randomness was a genre...I have lots of fics that'd fit there....

Attack of the Mary Sues!

2008-09-01T11:58:07-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,177, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-1-08, Published: 2-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Mary Sues are invading Hogwarts! Among them are obvious sues like Harry's twin sister and Voldemort's daughter, but there are others there, too. The first chapter is only an intro, to see if people like the idea. Rated 4 safety, cuz I can never be too saf

The Bed

2008-09-01T10:41:19-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-1-08, Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

What were Isabel and Arkarian doing to make Rochelle notice the bed's "rumpled" appearance? If you want to know my theory, then read on...rated T for obvious reasons. No flames, but constructive criticism is good. Review, or I sic my llamas on you........

The Best GoT and HP Crossover SEQUEL Ever Made!

2008-08-27T09:44:27-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 27,773, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-27-08, Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

It's the sequel to my GoT and HP crossover! Yes, I know that I said I wouldn't make a sequel, but...the explanation is inside. This takes place four years after its prequel, and you have to read that before reading this, or nothing will make much sense...

GoT Interviews with Norom Toidi

2008-08-27T09:43:47-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,532, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-27-08, Published: 7-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Just like it says! I, pretending to be Norom Toidi who some of you may know from ThePurpleRose's "House of GoT" fic...yeah, that's me in case you didn't know , interview some of the GoT peoples. If you want a better summary, it's inside of here. Enjoy!

Illusions

2008-08-25T14:15:52-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,145, Reviews: 29 Updated: 8-25-08, Published: 10-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Post Key. Rochelle talks with Sera, and finds a way to come back. Meanwhile, two twin girls come to Angel Falls, and one of them seems to have a thing for Ethan. And the worst part is, he seems to like her back...what will Rochelle do when she finds out?

The GoT Fic That Has No Name

2008-08-24T13:15:59-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,416, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

I was bored. I wanted to make a new GoT fic, but I had no idea what it was going to be about. Come to think of it, I STILL have no idea what this fic will be about. It's pretty much a second generation fic for the Named, and that's all I know right now...

Love Triangles

2008-08-22T17:10:57-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 19, Words: 15,385, Reviews: 43 Updated: 8-22-08, Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

This is playing off of the love triangle in The Key, that of Matt, Neriah, and Dillon. Dillon is very OOC, as in I don't think he would do this in any of the books, but he does in this fic. Please R&R! The last chapter is here! Hope you guys like it......

The Very Interesting Night

2008-08-18T20:01:13-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Pendragon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

My first Pendragon fic, please don't hate me for posting it...basically, Bobby has an interesting dream. And by interesting, I mean...INTERESTING...don't read if you want to keep any ounce of sanity.

A Bunch of Songfics

2008-07-19T12:16:36-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 28,413, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-19-08, Published: 3-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Just like the title says: a whole bunch of random songfics. Rated for safety. Before you say anything, yes, this story was originally on my DoubleKK account, but I've switched it over. Happy now?

Funny Fics

2008-07-11T21:15:37-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 18, Words: 16,488, Reviews: 34 Updated: 7-11-08, Published: 5-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Just like the title says. And yes, this used to be on my DoubleKK account, but I switched it over to this one, like I did with A Bunch Of Songfics, which you should definately check out! Anyway, these are just a bunch of random ficlets that make no sense.

You Know You're Obsessed With Fanfiction When

2008-06-18T19:18:38-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,596, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-18-08, Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

A whole bunch of random points to see if you're obsessed with fanfiction. This probably shouldn't be in the X-overs section, but I couldn't think of any place better to put it. Right now this is open to new suggestions, just read it so I don't get repeats

The Prophecies of Ohm Phlegm

2008-06-07T17:34:52-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Artemis fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-7-08, Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

This is what the code on the bottom of the pages of the first book says. Read at your own risk, as it's very...interesting...this isn't technically a real fanfic........................................................

Bedtime Stories

2008-06-02T19:41:20-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,393, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-2-08, Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

Ethan is forced to read a bedtime story to his and Rochelle's daughter...oh dear...this could get messy....................................................................................

Talking Gibberish

2008-06-01T13:48:42-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 262, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-1-08, Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

Just some random little ficlet that I had to post...please don't hate me for it................................................................................................................................................................................

The Void

2008-05-23T17:39:54-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Outsiders
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Johnny C. & Dallas W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-23-08, Published: 5-23-08
Status: Complete

Johnny and Dally meet up in the place where dead people go. Really crappy first ever Outsiders fic, and it's a oneshot. No matter what anyone says, I'm not, and I repeat: NOT going to write more of this. God, I feel stupid categorizing this as friendship.

The Elements

2008-05-13T17:46:49-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Charlie Bone
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,458, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-13-08, Published: 4-30-08
Status: In-Progress

They're six girls who come mysteriously to Bloor's one night. Who are they really? And why do the Bloors seem to want them so badly? This is a remake of a story I tried to write a while ago by this name. I hope this will be better...rated for safety......

The Retardedness

2008-03-30T14:22:52-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,659, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-30-08, Published: 6-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Just a whole bunch of random fics that make as much sense as a monkey riding a hippo...nearly everyone is OOC, and I've even added my own OC, just to keep the randomness in check. This is like my Funny Fics for Harry Potter, but it's GoT. Finally updated!

At The Wedding

2008-03-01T12:50:02-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

This was my first ever fanfic, and I made it a couple of years ago. Basically, it's a conversation between the trio at Bill and Fleur's wedding, and it follows HBP but not DH, since when I wrote this originally, DH wasn't out yet and I'd just finished HBP

Deciphering the Prophecy

2008-02-26T17:17:30-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-26-08, Published: 2-26-08
Status: Complete

This is just a quick little reference guide to the prophecy's meaning, for those who are either unsure of what it means or those who just want to know another person's interpretation of it. Enjoy! I corrected a line. This isn't actually a fanfiction......

The Fic That Is So Far Nameless

2008-02-20T18:12:44-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-20-08, Published: 2-19-08
Status: In-Progress

Ron proposes to Hermione, but she declines, since she doesn't love him anymore. Walking through the night, she comes to Draco's house, and he takes her in. News comes that she won't be able to return home, and more happenings find her living with Draco...

A Bunch of Songfics: GoT Style

2008-02-13T18:19:53-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 18, Words: 17,653, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-13-08, Published: 6-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Just like my A Bunch of Songfics for Harry Potter, except that these are fics for the Guardians of Time characters. Bet you couldn't have figured that one out! Review with songs you'd like, and I'll try to make them into a fic...key word: try.............

GoT OneWord Story Take Two

2007-11-17T20:25:32-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-17-07, Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

The title is pretty self explanatory, isn't it? Basically, I got together with Mewtwo Shall Rule the World, and we wrote a sequel to the other GoT OneWord Story we wrote. Beware of complete and total idiocracy inside. And review. That's always good too...

Taking Care of a Toddler

2007-11-11T23:53:08-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-11-07, Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

A couple years after The Key, Isabel and Arkarian have a baby boy. Well, not exactly a baby, more like a toddler. Isabel isn't allowed to move out of her place just yet, and her mother decided to suddenly take an interest in where she goes. Poor Arkarian.

The Portal

2007-10-09T19:43:26-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,727, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-9-07, Published: 10-7-07
Status: In-Progress

2 years after The Key, Rochelle's still alive, everyone's life is perfectly perfect. The Order hasn't bothered them since the battle, and they're all really happy. So it's the perfect time to spread a little chaos, don't you think? The Order does.........

The Best GoT and HP Crossover Fic Ever Made

2007-09-20T07:30:52-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 19, Words: 20,036, Reviews: 34 Updated: 9-20-07, Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Basically what the title says. This takes place after HBP for the HP characters and after The Key for the GoT characters, except for the fact that I decided to keep Rochelle alive, so therefore, she didn't die. Bet you couldn't have figured that one out!

Harry Potter and the Cheesy Musical

2007-09-19T16:49:33-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,874, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-19-07, Published: 6-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Basically what the title says. It's a random fic full of randomness and ppl breaking into song at random points. Read at your own risk...rated for safety, cuz you can never be too safe. If you have any suggestions for later chappies, review and tell me...

GoT OneWord Story

2007-09-16T16:50:38-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

Basically like my other three OneWord Stories, except that this one is for Guardians of Time. Betcha couldn't figure that one out!

GoT Chat Board Number Two

2007-09-08T19:34:33-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-8-07, Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

This is the sequel to my other GoT chat board fic. It doesn't matter if you read the first one, but I'd like you to. Enjoy!

Kingdom Hearts OneWord StoriesThe Sequel

2007-08-16T12:03:34-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-07, Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

What the title says. Again, I made this with Aerith4you...very random, with lots of snakes and pplz dying...rated T for quite a bit of swearing, but not as much as the HP one...

Harry Potter One Word Stories

2007-07-01T19:51:42-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-1-07, Published: 7-1-07
Status: Complete

Exactly like my Kingdom Hearts One Word Stories, except it's with HP characters instead of KH. Again, I couldn't have done this without my best friend, Aerith4you. Thanks, girl! You rock! Anyway, rated T for lots and lots of swearing...just so you know...

The Mystery

2007-06-30T10:13:17-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,217, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-30-07, Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

It's a oneshot. Basically, this plays off of my other GoT trilogy, but it takes place as if the last chapter never happened. It's Christmas vacation for the kids, so all 13 of them go on a vacation...I guess nobody told them that 13 is an unlucky number..

HP Chat Board

2007-06-24T12:46:41-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-24-07, Published: 6-24-07
Status: Complete

Yes, I know that there are more chat board fics, but now it's my turn. Enter if you dare...

Which GoT Character Are You?

2007-06-18T17:01:38-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

It's a quiz, with 13 questions and four answers for each question. The four possible characters to get are: Isabel, Arkarian, Rochelle, and Dillon. Instructions are inside.

The Continuation

2007-06-11T18:23:56-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,289, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-11-07, Published: 5-21-07
Status: Complete

5 years after The Deception, Ethan married Rochelle, and Matt married Neriah. All three couples now have kids. The Order's left them alone for 5 years, so nothing else can happen, right? Book three in The Continuation Trilogy. Don't read before the others

GoT Chat Board

2007-05-25T16:27:45-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-25-07, Published: 5-25-07
Status: Complete

The Named go on a chat board. Dillon's a retard in this, just to warn you. Oh, and for those people who hate it when characters are OOC, you'd better stay clear of this fic, since I'm sure that almost everyone is OOC...well, at least, Dillon is...........

Kingdom Hearts One Word Story

2007-05-24T16:00:43-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-24-07, Published: 5-24-07
Status: Complete

Just some random fic I made with my friend, Aerith4you, which makes no sense whatsoever. Or, as we like to say, It makes as much sense as Demyx straight! Lots of swearing and Orginization XIII, just to warn you. Read if you dare...please?

The Deception

2007-05-21T19:28:52-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Chapters: 14, Words: 10,792, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-21-07, Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

Two weeks after the events of The Separation, Isabel and Arkarian get married. But on a trip to France, something strange happens to Arkarian. He's not quite himself. Book two in The Continuation Trilogy. Read The Separation first, or you won't get this..

The Separation

2007-05-15T08:09:49-08:00

Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Category: Guardians of Time
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 11,742, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-15-07, Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

A year after The Key, Ethan decides to run away from Angel Falls. Nobody knows for sure where he is, so the Tribunal send out the remaining 7 Named to find him. But do they really want to know where he is? Book one in the Continuation trilogy.