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DEATH NOT'D: Inside the Sick Mind of Raito Yagami

2008-08-02T05:43:12-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Light Y.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,531, Reviews: 38 Updated: 8-2-08, Published: 12-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Raito Yagami is not at all the sophisticated, young man he seems. When Ryuk is shooting up apple seeds in the bathroom, L is pretending to own a space ship and Misa is questioning life itself, what does Raito really think? It's all right here, folks.

Killer Loli Assault: True Tales of Human Drama

2008-01-10T03:42:00-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-10-08
Status: In-Progress

One man. One life. One murder. One disappearance. One disaster. One hot chick. One psycho. One bat. One blade. One school. One class. One village. One God. This is the life of K1.

That's Enough

2007-12-26T23:44:44-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-26-07, Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

In return for her kindess, she is only given grief. In return for her blood, she is only given sorrow. In return for her devotion, she is only given loneliness. Please, let her leave this world. That's enough. !SatokoRika!

Hinamizawa Syndrome: Kira Strikes Again?

2007-12-14T20:01:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: L
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,024, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-14-07, Published: 11-29-07
Status: In-Progress

[HigurashixDN Crossover] Hinamizawa's mysterious chain of murders have made TV around the world. When L is contacted by two desperate police officers, can he help them crack the case, or will he finally be defeated by the paranormal?

So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima!

2007-12-06T02:34:14-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Megumi H.
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,152, Reviews: 29 Updated: 12-6-07, Published: 6-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Welcome to the first 'M' rated Megumi fic, EVER! It's basically the same as the other 'Inside The Mind Of...' stories I've written, but it's with Megumi. It's also a sick tribute to all the characters who don't get mentioned much.

Down With The Sickness

2007-11-29T12:33:31-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Jhonen Vasquez
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Devi D. & Sickness
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-29-07, Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

[Devi vs Sickness] Madness is the gift that has been given to me.

Disturbia

2007-11-29T11:16:55-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,272, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-29-07, Published: 11-25-07
Status: In-Progress

[STALKER!Keiichi. AU.] Try and blend with the walls so you won't be seen. My love, you smell so good. No wonder I'm following you home.

Puddle Jumper

2007-11-28T13:16:20-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,273, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-28-07, Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

[For HanaTohruShipperMorgan] It's raining. The curse has been lifted, and Kyo wants to know what it feels like to have the cool, wet droplets on his back and enjoy it. Hijinx occur. Yuki gets mud to the face. C'mon, that HAS to be funny. [slight Kyoru]

That's A Lie!

2007-11-25T22:37:54-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,023, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-25-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: In-Progress

A series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions?

Bodily Fluids

2007-11-15T02:03:34-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Jhonen Vasquez
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Johnny C. & Nail Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-15-07, Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] “Not fond of those bodily fluids, are you, Nny?” Mr. Eff snorted as Johnny cringed. How did they keep sneaking up on him like that? “No wonder you’re still a virgin.”

Theories Shattered

2007-10-21T01:32:38-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-21-07, Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

In the end, our 'tragic fate' was merely Takano with a hand gun. [Rika]

My Brother's Insane Story

2007-10-20T01:02:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 4,785, Reviews: 126 Updated: 10-20-07, Published: 4-27-06
Status: In-Progress

A craptacula series of oneshots by my brother. Has songfics, Yuki being eaten by a gorilla, poems, random stories... it's all good. You will laugh. [[NOTE: Good stuff starts at chapter five. LATEST: Meet the Sohma's, A Poem]]

A Night in the Life of Kyo’s Lower Half

2007-10-18T01:29:19-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,733, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: In-Progress

He could have sworn it was a conspiracy. Things hitting him on the head, constant 'surprises' in the pants... it was like everything and everyone was out to get him. Everything, except his untamed crotch, which is seemingly out to get Tohru... [Kyoru]

The Story Never Lies

2007-10-17T02:02:43-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,780, Reviews: 26 Updated: 10-17-07, Published: 11-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Tohru discovers something that leaves the Sohma family in ruins. With Yuki's pink hair and Kyo's drool puddles, the family is left with one option. Request help from a complete nutter or suffer a lifetime of stunt doubling at parties... in the futuuuuure!

Paranoia, Paranoia

2007-10-16T01:33:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,678, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-16-07, Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

They taped over your mouth and scribbled out the truth with their lies. [Keiichi]

Fear

2007-09-29T21:45:49-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: When They Cry - Higurashi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-29-07, Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

I refuse to do the bidding of a myth! Of a lie! Of a superstition! You're all in my head! [Rika]

The Sohman Food Chain

2007-09-12T02:45:10-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,998, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-12-07, Published: 10-2-06
Status: In-Progress

The food chain, but with the species of animals that the Sohma's are cursed by.

Not So Hetrosexual: Inside Haru's Sick, Pervy Mind

2007-09-10T02:25:25-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hatsuharu S.
Chapters: 19, Words: 13,198, Reviews: 133 Updated: 9-10-07, Published: 8-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!

It's Alright To Cry, Kid

2007-09-03T07:08:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Kyou S. & Kyoko H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,031, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-3-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

[Kyo&Kyoko fluff] ‘Bad’ in general just didn’t give justice to the terrible, down right horrid time he’d suffered for the morning's waking existence. Twelve, miserable hours he’d wasted breathing that pungent, depressing air. [‘So, how was the funeral?’]

Reverse This Curse

2007-08-26T00:58:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-26-07, Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

[SONGFIC] It'd always been an aspect of the Sohma family to carry the burdens, the emotional chains, barriers, walls, what ever word you wish to use. The same burdens as the previous generation did, the previously unlucky thirteen and their 'God'.

Ara Koyashi!

2007-08-26T00:55:17-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hatsuharu S. & Hiro S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,824, Reviews: 51 Updated: 8-26-07, Published: 6-15-06
Status: In-Progress

[COMPLETELY REWRITTEN] After being caught kissing in the bathroom, Haru and Hiro set off a chain of advents that will change their love lives forever! Will they be able to swerve around the obstacles, or will they crash and burn? Wait and see!

INCEST: The Sohma Family Motto

2007-07-18T02:37:18-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 538, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-18-07, Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

[You wouldn't find incest wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine!] When a whole family has to resort to incest to relieve sexual tension, what else can you do but laugh at the weird kids that pop out? [Sohma Family Centeric]

20 Bleats to Silence the Lamb

2007-07-15T04:35:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hiro S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-15-07, Published: 7-15-07
Status: Complete

[CHALLENGE FIC] Hiro transforms accidentally after bumping into Tohru. Realising he can no longer speak English, Hiro goes into a panicked frenzy of head butting Kyo's feet and yelling [or rather, bleating] abuse. Hoorah!

Sohma of Suburbia

2007-07-14T04:11:17-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,429, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-14-07, Published: 7-9-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a five chapter long songfic featuring Kyo and the five chapters of 'Jesus of Suburbia'. Follows Kyo's life through the eyes of an innocent bystander who he never took the time to get to know. Better than it sounds.

Today I'm Going To Die

2007-07-13T22:51:12-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-13-07, Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

The ambulance. Oxygen mask. Needle. And I understood. I was going to die in this body, and it would be so simple! Like a billion other mortals, I was going to die. And what little mercy I was given! [Kyo Death Fic]

Daycare Dreads!

2007-07-04T01:18:52-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,310, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-4-07, Published: 7-4-07
Status: In-Progress

[Sequel to 'Preschool Daze'] Our infamously famous trio are now in daycare together, annoying carers, getting lost and being attacked by rabid animals! What strange things, or people, will they encounter this time around? Read and find out!

Don't Eat That, Tohru!

2007-06-29T03:07:16-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 17, Words: 18,537, Reviews: 111 Updated: 6-29-07, Published: 6-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Tohru has been stressed out lately. Very stressed out. Eating washing powder, forgetting people she knows and going crazy are all side affects from this. So Hatori says she better go on a holiday. Crazy stuff happens!

Tohru Poop Brains: Boycotted Innocence

2007-05-11T23:58:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 21, Words: 12,214, Reviews: 157 Updated: 5-11-07, Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

Tohru a perverted little scum bag? Who would have thought! Oh, it's just terrible. I bet you can't go another minute without reading how she turns into a pervo, a Nymph and a moron, all in the one week! [COMPLETED]

Captain Planet and the Furubateers!

2007-03-14T20:56:56-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,896, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-14-07, Published: 12-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Remember that old kids show 'Captain Planet and the Planeteers' Well, this is an action packed fanfic based off that, but with all your favourite FB characters! Features Kazuma as Captain Planet and Akito as the evil guy!

Dukoro's 100th Story Celebration!

2006-12-24T22:51:27-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

[DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. BEWARE.] It's Christmas in the Sohma House, and with nutty visitors, an insane authoress [who's celebrating 100 stories today] and random presents, what could possibly go right?

Machi Goes to Prison

2006-12-21T01:53:40-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Machi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-21-06, Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

[With Gee 'N' Mikey Way and Kureno goodness!] Ever wondered what it would be like if Machi went to prison? If Kyo was there too, but he got kicked out the window? If Momiji was a fly and got squished? If Mikey Way was a car sales men? Q's are A'ed here!

Shiggy's Schedule

2006-11-29T01:19:33-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shigure S. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,061, Reviews: 53 Updated: 11-29-06, Published: 8-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Mit is tired of Shiggy not doing his manuscript, so she asks Kyo to help her get it finished. Kyo is pleased so he makes Shiggy a proposal he just can't refuse! But Yuki is standing in the way! No Yaoi, guys.

Join the Black Parade

2006-11-11T20:33:26-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Akito S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-11-06, Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

Kyaa! I love this song. So I did a random Akito drabble thingy about it. It's not exactly angsty. She's just talking about her father heaps. [Woo.]

Your Words Are Deadly Weapons

2006-11-11T19:09:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-11-06, Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

Bleh! It's another songfic. All it really is, is some random Kyo angsting with the song 'Secrets Don't Make Friends'. Yup, yup! Features Kyo and Yuki. No Yaoi.

Tongue Tied and Oh So Squirmish

2006-11-10T16:25:43-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Tohru H. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-10-06, Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

Marriage. She couldn't, no, WOULDN'T do it. [Yukiru.]

She Gave Us Two Shots To The Back Of The Head

2006-11-10T16:23:58-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,119, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-10-06, Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

And never again, and never again, she gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're both dead now. [Kyoru.]

Operation: Death Trap Kidnap!

2006-11-08T01:21:21-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,286, Reviews: 29 Updated: 11-8-06, Published: 7-16-06
Status: In-Progress

[Sequel to Sohma's VS Parallels] The Parallels are back! But now, even with Tohru involved in their secret plan, will they succeed in replacing the real Sohma's with themselves? Why is Momegee so interested in Kyo? Can Tohru save really save them?

Emergency

2006-11-06T01:36:29-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-6-06, Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

Tohru's been sick and told no one. Now it's gonna cost her. [Songfic.]

Bloody Valentine

2006-11-06T00:12:57-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Tohru H. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,306, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-6-06, Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

He never wanted it to end this way. But Yuki was standing in his way. [One sided Kyoru. Yukiru.]

Kyo's Magical Chainsaw

2006-11-03T03:18:55-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-3-06, Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

Bleh! Kyo has a chainsaw. It's magical. He kills some peoples. Makes Tohru's babies. Has a skitz attack. Yeah. Just some random thingy.

Another Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop

2006-11-03T02:50:46-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-3-06, Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

Thought you couldn't get any dumber, thanks to last time? Man. Weren't you wrong! Insanity, hoods and bad childhood memories flood this story as well as Kisa rape! Muhaha! [WTF.]

Shiggy Wiggle the Wiggle Man

2006-10-31T21:45:15-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-31-06, Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

Yun garfunkled. Kyo chimed in. Tohru told her toe but it didn't care. What an insane day it's going to be for Shiggy Wiggle...

Cos I'm Mr Brightside

2006-10-30T02:08:01-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Kagura S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-30-06, Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

Never make someone your all, for when they’re gone, you’ve got nothing. [Kagura Angst.]

Dear Kyo Sohma

2006-10-28T01:44:19-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Tohru H. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,082, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-28-06, Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

[Sequel of Dear Tohru Honda] Tohru is bored with homework. So she replies. [Kyoru]

Dear Tohru Honda

2006-10-23T01:34:11-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 34 Updated: 10-23-06, Published: 10-23-06
Status: Complete

Kyo is bored, so he writes Tohru a love letter. [Kyoru]

What's In The Box?

2006-10-20T19:11:27-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Akito S. & Ren S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-20-06, Published: 10-20-06
Status: Complete

All this time, she’d been living off a false hope... [Akito and Ren]

Like a Guy

2006-10-06T02:33:13-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 648, Reviews: 35 Updated: 10-6-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Most of the people on fanfic are girls, right? So, I wrote this STORY [yes, I'm continuing it.] in a way that describes I'm a guy. You will laugh. You will say, 'WTF'. You. Will. Be. A. Guy.

A Bad Nights Dream

2006-09-29T13:59:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,533, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-29-06, Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

[TRUE STORY] I had this dream, yo. I want you to read it, so you can share some of my insanity. Doode. It has Ren. And Kyo. And Haru and Rin. And Akito. LOVE IT. [Yay.]

Kisa's Developing Boob

2006-09-21T03:16:48-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kisa S. & Hiro S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-21-06, Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

This story is a breastwarming tale about a girl who was abandoned by all, because of her boob size. Taking herself on an adventure, she gets more than her, or Hiro’s, pants could ever bargain for!

Dukoro and The Kyo Shirt in The Drug Shop

2006-09-18T01:22:02-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-18-06, Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

On Dukoro's holiday, she finds something so awesome, she can barely breathe. Everything seemed perfect. So why does she leave angst ridden and depressed? [TRUE STORY]

Cooked Up Kureno: The Tales of a Chicken Drumstick

2006-09-17T16:05:47-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kureno S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,924, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-17-06, Published: 9-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Kureno transforms in the street and endures being trampled, mangled and being turned into a crispy, chicken drumstick! Will he ever be able to collect all his body bits and transform back, or will he cluck his last breath?

I'm Sorry, Mumma

2006-09-09T03:01:51-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-9-06, Published: 9-9-06
Status: Complete

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have. [Songfic about Kyo]

Kyo Tells Us Why Dukoro Hasn't Been Updating

2006-09-03T03:17:48-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-3-06, Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

URGENT: Yep! Very important that my readers and fans read this. It might shock you. It might make you sad. But it's important that you read it. Not exactly a story, but sort of.

Umbrella Related Sins

2006-08-26T02:36:23-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuki S. & Machi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-26-06, Published: 8-26-06
Status: Complete

Yuki invites Machi around for dinner. It's his loss! Lots of Machi bashing, Kyo killing, Hatori teasing and Yuki angsting. [For Kawatta, by Kakuri]

Ritsu's Drunken Ghost Buster Experience

2006-08-25T02:25:07-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ritsu S. & Akito S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-25-06, Published: 8-25-06
Status: Complete

[By Kakuri for Cherry] Ritsu wasn't exactly a pleasant man, with all that apologising. So one day, Akito decided to send him to a camp. Not just ANY camp. Space Camp Gasp Sama In The Wrong Story Desu.

Haru's Hangover Caused Misadventure

2006-08-22T03:58:17-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hatsuharu S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-22-06, Published: 8-22-06
Status: Complete

[By Kakuri, 4 Koikitten] A drunk Haru uses Akito's master key to annoy Kisa the Gangsta. But little does he know, Kisa and Rin are planning his eventual death. Will he become sober before it's too late?

Fatty Fatty Ren and The Weight Fairy

2006-08-21T02:39:36-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ren S. & Hiro S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

[By Kakuri] Ren sighed as she walked into the bathroom. She knew she was getting fat. She just didn’t know how much. Which why she weighed herself. [For Angel]

I Think I'm a Clone Now

2006-08-20T03:07:35-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-20-06, Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Side story to 'Operation: Death Trap Kidnap'. Kyo didn't much like having a cloned twin by his side day and night. But at least he had someone to talk to. Yay!

Waiting for Him

2006-08-19T15:49:51-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Arisa U. & Kureno S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 627, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-19-06, Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

[By Kakuri] She could still remember the first time he came into the store. He'd dropped everything he owned onto the floor. Kureno...

Lap Dances Are Better When The Stripper Is Crying

2006-08-19T02:34:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-19-06, Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

[Songfic] It had been a while. 365 had come and passed. But now he's had enough. He wants to park the beef bus in tuna town, if ya know what I mean.

Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO

2006-08-11T17:16:32-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 20, Words: 13,806, Reviews: 213 Updated: 8-11-06, Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]

Just a Cheap Version of Goth

2006-08-10T01:00:19-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-10-06, Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[Songfic] Kyo's definately the role model for emo kid magazine. He's sure of it too. Tacos, diaries and bright lights. Interestingly funny.

God Complex

2006-08-08T02:32:23-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Akito S. & Kureno S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 538, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Akito explains to Kureno all the things she think she can do as God. Not really funny. Quite sad, actually.

Hiroshima Happened

2006-08-05T15:52:53-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ayame S. & Hatori S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,102, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-5-06, Published: 8-5-06
Status: Complete

Ayame forces Hatori into going to a cultural festival with him, in order to eat pickles and watch third years get blown up. Then, there was the lollies. Randomness!

We're Very Lucky

2006-08-05T15:50:50-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tohru H. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-5-06, Published: 8-5-06
Status: Complete

A certain someone explains the importance of the Hiroshima ceremonies held in Japan and why she think everyone should go. But will this be enough to entice a certain Mr. Kitty to go with her?

Preschool Daze!

2006-08-04T02:13:44-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,459, Reviews: 64 Updated: 8-4-06, Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

Kyo, Tohru and Yuki have just enrolled at the same preschool! Insanity ensures and the three meet for the first time, fight with thier parents and deal with crazy teachers! Better than the summary. [COMPLETED AND WITH SEQUEL]

Whimsical Rin and the PMS Curse

2006-08-01T00:31:45-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rin S. & Ren S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,004, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

Rin is desperate to break her down right awful curse so her on again, off again boyfriend, Haru, doesn't leave her for someone less cursed. Ren attempts to help, but fails. How sad.

She's Still Preoccupied

2006-07-31T02:47:34-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,307, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-31-06, Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

[SONGFIC] I decided to rewrite the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and turn it into a song that could relate to Tohru and her every day life. Kind of hard to throw in a story with it, but yeah. Go me.

It's Still Raining Outside

2006-07-28T16:00:50-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Shigure S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,989, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-28-06, Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to see! [COMPLETE]

What Are You, Chicken?

2006-07-27T04:44:32-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arisa U. & Kureno S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-27-06, Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

[By Kakuri] Uo takes Kureno on a trip to a stream. On refusal to swim, Uo suprises Kureno with a question that can only make him smile.

Stubs

2006-07-25T02:47:38-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuki S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-25-06, Published: 7-25-06
Status: Complete

Yuki, being the perfect boy he is, is shocked when he finds small, furry stubs on his face! Oh dear Akito, what ever shall he do? He'll ask Shigure, that's what! Teehee.

Learn to Count to 10, Sohma Style!

2006-07-18T03:36:07-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-18-06, Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Or should I say, Honda Style? Tohru teaches us all how to count to ten in Japanese, in a witty and cunning story which includes Tohru bashing, innuendo's and Kyo being a sicko. Yay!

The Super Adventures of Mr Man and Sidekick Bob

2006-07-16T02:35:14-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,132, Reviews: 60 Updated: 7-16-06, Published: 5-2-06
Status: Complete

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob enemies by day, insane super hero buddies by night! Follow the insanity as they attempt to save the world, in a way only they can. A Kyo and Yuki fic. NO YOAI. [Completed]

Friends, Fics and Fun Stuff

2006-07-16T01:36:10-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-16-06, Published: 7-4-06
Status: In-Progress

A heap of challenge fics from my friends I decided to turn into a random and angsty series. Oneshots vary from genre to genre, so take a look. LATEST: [That's A Lie!]

She's The Cutest Girl in the World

2006-07-15T04:36:18-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Kyoko H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-15-06, Published: 7-15-06
Status: Complete

[Kyo&Kyoko drabble] 'She’s the cutest girl in the world,' A woman proclaimed cheerfully, her golden hair wafting in the humid, airless breeze. 'You have to meet her some day.'

9 Out of 10 Psychopaths Agree This Story is Insane

2006-07-14T05:14:23-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,449, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-14-06, Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

What's there to say? Shigure becomes a bomb that blows up. Kagura and Kisa go to Mars. Kyo and Yuki get sucked into a TV and don't realise it. So random I can't describe it! You have been warned!

Tohru's Stupid Dance

2006-07-13T19:31:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tohru H. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-13-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

[Look Yuki, at my dance! Isn't it great?] Tohru does a stupid dance to try and impress Prince Yuki into going to the school prom with her. Yuki doesn't much care for dancing though... [Onesided Implied Yukiru]

Kyo's Damn iPod RETURNS!

2006-07-13T19:07:50-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,161, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-13-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

That's right! But, in order to watch his porno, he must help a young girl trapped inside, called iLeena, find her brother iMax! Can he rescue iLeena before he finds out her secret? Can he resurrect Shiggy? Will he EVER be able to watch his porno?

It's Not Safe to Play With Soda!

2006-07-13T04:12:39-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,255, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-13-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

[For Saa] One lazy afternoon, when a few friends are bored, two super hero's from opposite sides of the world come to the sodarific rescue! Will true love be formed? Who will win in the game of Soda? [Implied Kyoru]

A Few Pleasent Tales Featuring The Sowmo's

2006-07-12T01:47:33-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,777, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-12-06, Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

My Grandmother has no sense on what goes on in the Sohma household, so I wrote this little fic about how FB would be like if my Grandma was writing it. My first attempt at something so... formal. Viva la gaspos! [COMPLETED]

Kyo's Damn iPod

2006-07-09T03:08:46-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,333, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-9-06, Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

After going through quizzical Hell from Shiggy, Kyo goes and buys himself the latest of iPods. Finding that only works for Yuki, Kyo gets sad and cries. Until Tohru becoms mentally scarred!

The Sohma's VS The Parallel's

2006-07-07T16:21:11-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 15,127, Reviews: 124 Updated: 7-7-06, Published: 6-2-06
Status: Complete

What the hell? The Sohma's all have evil, evil twins? What's going on here? As the Sohma's meet thier twins, they discover a secret about them. A secret that's going the make their lives a hell of a lot harder, if they survive it all! [COMPLETE!]

Oh, The Joys of a Premature Death!

2006-07-07T04:02:39-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-7-06, Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Kyo dies and gets given to Akito as a fully functional birthday present. Yuki hits a deer and Tohru looks into why she can't close a god damn door. Everyone celebrates, when Kyo's on his death bed!

Heed the Omen

2006-07-01T16:11:23-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,494, Reviews: 15 Updated: 7-1-06, Published: 6-14-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] He rises from the eternal sea, creating armies on either shore. He turns man against his brother, till man exists no more. He's not some adverage kid. He's the son of the Devil. His day will come.

Cars

2006-06-30T17:42:16-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tohru H. & Rin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-30-06, Published: 6-30-06
Status: Complete

Being named after cars isn't easy for the poor friends, Tohru Honda and Isuzu Sohma. So one day, they go on a rampage to FUNimation studio's, to get their names put to something less 'off road'.

Dukoro Chan's Japanese Language Story Desu!

2006-06-26T01:40:47-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,080, Reviews: 57 Updated: 6-26-06, Published: 5-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Dukoro chan isn't a fan of stories which have Japanese words in them. So you know what she did? She wrote one of her own, so she could become a hypocrite sama! You will laugh desu. [Yay kun!]

A Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop

2006-06-17T17:07:01-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 20 Updated: 6-17-06, Published: 6-17-06
Status: Complete

I wrote this for all you 'Gangsta 1337' speakers out there. This story is written almost 90 percent in that language for you all. Feel like becoming a total idget, as Haru would say? Read this.

Fruitymon!

2006-06-17T03:59:09-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-17-06, Published: 6-17-06
Status: Complete

Kind of a crossover of Pokemon and FB. Two children meet in the street with their Fruitymon and bay. Who will prevail in the war of the Fruitymon? Will it be Dukoro and her Kyo? Or Kawatta and her Shigure? Not as stupid as it sounds.

Da Random & Angsty Adventures of Spiffy McSpiffers

2006-06-16T02:32:24-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Akito S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,671, Reviews: 46 Updated: 6-16-06, Published: 5-22-06
Status: Complete

It seems after the amount of hot days Japan has had recently, Akito has gone insane! Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac If you include Kyo, is on the loose and she isn't afraid to use herself! [COMPLETE]

Yuki's Mind Brand CNN Type News Show

2006-06-15T00:15:02-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuki S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,110, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-15-06, Published: 4-29-06
Status: Complete

It's a new show hosted by Yuki Sohma. Hear all the latest news straight from the damn rats mouth!

Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA

2006-06-13T17:06:26-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuki S.
Chapters: 21, Words: 11,612, Reviews: 194 Updated: 6-13-06, Published: 4-27-06
Status: Complete

Yuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!]

Somewhere Other Than Home

2006-06-13T04:00:39-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Kisa S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-13-06, Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

Eh. Very short oneshot about Kisachan and her horrible, horrible lifestyle. Sorry for shortness, couldn't think of anything. Rawr... dedicated to Kawattanee.

Ducks of Randomness

2006-06-09T03:33:40-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyou S. & Hatsuharu S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-9-06, Published: 6-9-06
Status: Complete

Inspired by a random chat with two friends, this fic makes no sense and has topics flying around the place like a sausage in the breeze. Very, VERY random. Kyo, Haru and Shigure are main characters.

Pervert

2006-06-06T19:29:35-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-6-06, Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

A songfic featuring who else but... Shigure! Yay! Rated T because everyone knows how Shigure is, 'specially when I write about him.

Taking Back What's Ours

2006-06-05T20:13:15-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Momiji S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-5-06, Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

Momiji wants his family to live happily ever after. He grants his own wish, by taking as many lives as it takes for his dreams to come true. Another attempt at angst and horror.

Day of the Dead

2006-06-05T19:58:45-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-5-06, Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

First attempt at writing REAL angst and horror. It features Kyo's cursed day of the year, and what better than 666? Who will the the next to fall under his curse?

Kawatta and Dukoro's Adventure in the Alley!

2006-06-05T01:38:16-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-5-06, Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

Kawatta and Dukoro find their three favourite characters from FB in an alley. They stare randomly, laugh randomly and speak randomly. What a random story.

Hatori and Ayame Reveal SECRETS!

2006-06-04T21:17:58-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hatori S. & Ayame S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-4-06, Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

A oneshot, featuring Hatori and Ayame. Ayame decides to rant for a while about pickles and dancing chopsticks. Then Hatori and Ayame reveal some secrets. Kyo and Yuki get killed. Everyone dances. Funny.

Cat Dance

2006-06-02T04:28:06-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,062, Reviews: 35 Updated: 6-2-06, Published: 4-29-06
Status: Complete

The school prom is coming up soon and Kyo has been asked by Tohru to go with her. There's only one problem. He can't dance! As Kyo battles out the task of learning how to dance, he learns alot more. A story about love, life and... DANCING! [Completed]

A Misinterpreted Escapade of Randomness

2006-06-02T01:06:48-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-2-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Shigure's house has a habit of slipping into a warped world of insanity, where an indescribable force pulls his home into a spiral of randomness. How do the inhabitants take it? Quite randomly, I presume! FUNNY! [On Haitus]

Puff the Tragic Dragon

2006-05-24T04:05:31-08:00

Author: Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hatori S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-24-06, Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

Hatori. You all know him to be strict, cold and rational. Well, maybe now you will think twice when you speak about this seahorse dude nicely...